Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Oh Sheet!

Oh Sheet

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  1. that’s messed up, showing the world what issy did…rude…

  2. …did she lose her virginity or was she on her period?

  3. Its really Sam's Choice.

    Murdered her vagina.

  4. bitches get stitches

  5. We need a color photo! Maybe we don’t. Some lubes leave nasty messes though.

  6. dude. WEAK.

  7. looks like a snowman

  8. That is NOT lube.
    Unless it’s vagina blood flavored lube…
    I’m sure it exists, somewhere.

  9. It looks like a sad snowman.

  10. what does the mess mean? did he wreck that?

  11. #10, Period + Sex = Nasty Bed Sheets

  12. #7, HAHAH I see it…

  13. Fuck I hope that girl just had her period. I feel bad for her vagina if not.

  14. Red badge of courage earned.

  15. @ jenn:

    It’s not messed up that he put this picture up, it was messed up and rude of Issy to leave the sheet and not tell him. If you think Issy’s behavior didn’t warrant this, I’d hate to have you as a house guest.

  16. @alaskar, I think it’s ALL messed up. Sam POSTS a PIC?? Why not have a conversation? Ya know…in PRIVATE?

  17. Its really Sam's Choice.

    @ Gregg

    I noticed the snow man face as well. I just didn’t think anyone else would notice it. The middle part looks like a 3d carrot nose.

    @ Alasker

    I think Jenn may have used sarcasm in her comment, just sayin. Not sure, though.

  18. Fuck, I can’t see the snowman!

  19. Its really Sam's Choice.

    Its the face of a snow man. Look at it with your head turned. Two eyes, carrot nose, and frown face.

  20. For illustrative purposes:

  21. hahaha ok i see it now, that’s one unhappy snowman.

  22. I agree with 15. It lost privacy status when you are forced into a sex situation/conversation with your mother. They were guest for one thing so they shouldn’t have made a mess in the first place and after they made it they should have cleaned it themselves. If that’s not possible they could have gave him a heads up. They deserved the picture.

  23. This is naaaaaasty. @15 and 22: I agree with both of you. Issy is gross. She definitely deserved to have this put up. She should have thought about not being a nasty skank if she didn’t want her vag blood posted on the internet.

  24. …WHAT.

    I’ve never seen a sheet look like that after sex, ever. I’m now intrigued to know just precisely how they managed to make that mess.

  25. at the end of the day, the real issue here is wether or not it’s OK to use sex-blood to create images of morose snowmen.

    i’m in the “oh no it isnt” camp.

    i’m all for progressive modern art, but seriously, issy sucks.

  26. Stealth, you’ll find out some day.

  27. @TR
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA good lord, you just made this post so much better.

    What if they didn’t realize that they had left such a mess? I mean you get drunk at parties/hung over the next day and when you ditch out the next day you don’t always think to check the sheets. Right? I think it’s sort of weird that this Sam person didn’t really think to check before his mom got in there anyway to clean. It’s called after party clean up to cover your ass, plus he took the responsibility on himself when he let his friend bang some girl in a room in his house I mean he knew what was going down I that room.
    I think both actions cancel out one another.

    Though I must say once when I was in high school I stayed at a friend’s house, in her PARENTS bed, after a party and apparently we left the condom wrapper on the floor and her parents found it the next day! HAHA! I felt awful, thank god there wasn’t facebook then. She wasn’t even that mad, she told all of our friends about it, but i accepted that an my punishment and bought her alcohol at the next party she had
    Have parties and have people stay over and shit happens, the end.
    Actions have consequences, sometimes they are embarrassing but that’s life.

  28. It wasn’t even neccessary to take a picture, nevermind post it on Facebook.

  29. T.R

    you are a hero.

  30. @Gregg
    They actually is such a thing as Periodblood art, believe it or not.

  31. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Seen worse. Had the decency to help with the laundry afterwards though.

    Glad Stefanie liked the snowman too.

  32. Rough night huh?

  33. Did Anonisgay completely give up, or what? This is right up his alley…

  34. My last girlfriend and I had what we called a “period blanket”. Whenever she was on her period and we were getting frisky, she would say “go grab the period blanket”. It was just a dark blanket that was easy to wash out the blood stains.

    Obviously, we didn’t pack it with us, when we spent the night at a friend’s house, but still…………….. period blanket.

  35. Total Snowman sad face =)

    At least they made it into an artistic stain…….

  36. Damn you Gregg, as soon as I saw your comment, I saw it. It didn’t even need TR’s illustrations.

  37. I once left handprints on the wall…

  38. the black and white makes it look arty

  39. @jenesaispas

    haha, I read that as “the black and white makes it look tasty”

    Maybe they were eating her placenta and while cutting it with a steak knife, it slid onto the sheet?

    Those things are pretty slimy/slippery.

  40. she was on her period. awesome.

  41. My boyfriend showed me the mark on the wall where he had once enthusiastically removed a girl’s tampon and flung it behind him. Seriously, in too much of a hurry to put it in the bin? Then too lazy to wipe the wall?

    We’re still together. I’m too lazy to care.

  42. @G
    Ewwwww! But good on ya for not caring!

  43. @G
    The images your post just left me will haunt me for life!!

  44. why? …o_o

  45. @G I wouldn’t break up with him either, at least he’s proud of his accomplishments in life.
    My friend once found a dirty tampon stuffed under his couch from when one of his gal pals stayed the night on the sofa. He thought it was a mouse at first. Boy was he in for a surprise.
    Needless to say he never let her stay over again.

  46. That much blood? Jesus fucking christ how did either of them even feel it? And they must’ve been covered in it too. No way are you making that much of a mess without getting it on yourself too. I’m impressed.

  47. >Willa

    did your friend not have a fucking toilet? Seriously, dunk and flush. No need to stash it under the couch. Fucking christ women are disgusting.

  48. Am I the only one who finds it disturbing that Stephanie “likes” a picture of period blood? Or the fluids seeping out of some chic’s love pudding?
    And Sam is a total asshat for posting this. He’s probably annoyed that he didn’t partake in the “bloody” banging…

  49. @AnonymousBastard
    Periodblood is only gross becasue it’s blood color and not clear like all the other regular juices. Have you ever put your mouth on a vagina before? Have you ever had a girl swallow your cum? That’s more disgusting if you think about it than getting a little periodblood on your dick.
    If you have NEVER made that much of a mess before, whether it was periodblood or just plain old fuck juice. The girls you’re screwing are obviously not having as good of a time as they should be!!

    Also I agree it’s totally disgusting, finding a bathroom is not that hard. I mean what was she thinking, he OBVIOUSLY knew it was her. I said the GUY was my friend not the girl, she was given the name “the rat” for years after that experience for a reason.

  50. Ugh there are some fucking peasants out there.

    Being able to finally say that about something just made my day.

  51. Tim,
    I should fucking hope not.

    I once had a friend that had a (clean) tampon glued on his wall. It was quite the conversation piece.

    I’ve never made a mess like that, doesn’t mean I wasn’t enjoying it. Also, period blood is not at all like ‘the other regular juices;. Never mind the color, the different smell is more than enough proof of that.

  52. @StealthBanana
    Well actually, it is possible that women, when aroused enough and having a gspot orgasm can actually cum out lots of fluid, not unlike a man cumming. Mind blowing orgasms can do that to you.
    Haven’t you people seen porn before?
    And the smell thing, that’s totally circumstantial to the girl you are fucking and what SHE smells like.

  53. flips' Grandmother

    Sheesh, what a lot of fuss over a little blood.

    Besides, with it being a black and white image, can we even be certain it is *blood*?
    (grab a bucket while you think about it, you lightweights)

  54. Oh my. Now my long lost relatives are seeping into other conversations…

  55. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Your grandmother is seeping flips?
    Hope she cleans up after herself – not like skanky Issy.

  56. @willa,
    not really defending disgusting lounge chair thing but at most guys houses there is no bin and you can’t flush those things, maybe she hid it there and was gonna grab it in the morning and forgot. Make her more stupid than disgusting at least.

  57. @Willa

    You think that they won’t notice being covered with blood when they wake up, that they won’t glance at the bed, or remember/work out what they did the night before? That’s pretty hung over don’t you think?

  58. @flips’ Grandmother
    It took me a bit of scrutinising but I’m pretty sure that is blood. Not just the darker colour of it, but the fact that the ring around the edge of the stain is a slightly different colour – check out your clothes next time you get a cut and a drop falls on and you’ll see what I mean.

  59. I would say the girl probably had her period, and was super embarassed, hoping no one would notice, especially since she’s obviously a young person..Putting that up on Fbook & tagging her name is SO EVIL I can’t beleive it!!!

  60. Umm, Jelly: You must not be a woman, or have never had this accident happen to you/someone you know..cause it surely looks like this

  61. @Therapist 13(F) – PMSL!

  62. I like how when ranting about this Sam has the presence of mind to refer to his mother as “dear”.

  63. If guys want to go ahead and earn their red wings, that’s no problem with me. But if a guy tried to even go within a foot of my pusswah when I’m on the rag, he would get a swift kick to the dick. I cannot for the life of me understand how any female can possibly be in the mood for sex when she is bleeding out her womb lining/suffering from immense period related pain/is bloated to the point of discomfort, etc. Sure doesn’t sound like a turn on to me…..

  64. mmmm i love burgr in bed with extra ketchup while doing the nasty

  65. >Willa

    I’m a girl and I prefer Puritan sex with the lights off. Really, my disgust comes at the fact nothing was cleaned! Like I said, I am impressed at the amount. Sex on the rag usually happens in the shower in my home so I have no fucking clue how messy it is.

  66. I know its gross but why couldn’t he just tell her it was gross? I think he is kind of an arsehole.

  67. Seriously, the whole “sad snowman” business just made my day.

  68. Did anyone think of the possibility that they didn’t actually have sex, and she just had her period and bled through her tampon or whatever?

  69. someone earned their red wings, but left them on that sheet.

  70. Maybe they were attacked by bears.

  71. @Gill
    Not quite sure what you’re getting at. My point was that it WAS blood on the sheets.

  72. Starkeisha Ponette La Donshay

    People having period sex in my bed makes ma a saaaaaad snowman :(

  73. @TR U DA MAN

  74. It looks like a sad face.

  75. issy was rude…she has to pay with embarassment ^^


  77. completely fucking wrong of ‘sam’ to post it, regardless of the situation.

  78. this is the best fucking conversation ever
    me and sam (the one who’s bed this is) read through this after i accidentley come across this on the website
    oh god i love life

  79. fucking loving this “snowman” convo guys :D

  80. Christ! Stupid hormone raged retards! Put a towel down or something!

  81. if you look at it sideways it looks like a snowman face

  82. Holy shit it does look like a snowman! That is one possessed vagina!

  83. hahahahahaha and he tagged her in it too! genuis!!!

  84. without the pics we would have nothing to comment on or make fun of…looks like someone got their redwings, bwahahahaha, totally see the snowman…

  85. Disgusting, but deserves it.

    Why can’t they have sex in the shower, when she had her period. It’s much cleaner, than on bed

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