@dood: Haha so true I didn’t even think of that… “doff”, it’s very africanised but so widely used here hehe am glad to head I’m not the only “doff” one

@vj: cool, seems there are a lot of us floating around here

ChatRoulette sounds cool but I see the potential for vileness.

Also I’m glad Cameron didn’t get that Oscar, Avatar was visually awesome but way too predictable.

however, I too have never heard of ChatRoulette and I have no idea what a formspring is either.

I’m in SA. The local channels play OLD stuff and I don’t have DSTV so I didn’t see the Oscars (actually to be honest even if I did have DSTV I don’t think I’d watch the Oscars Not a fan of awards ceremonies that last bloody ages: it reminds me too much of school days!) hehe But i just wiki’d the film and looks interesting (hardcore, but much along the lines of what happens on a day to day basis here), i’ll make a plan to watch it

nope sorry it was a dumb moment on my part that i didn’t see the title there but no I haven’t seen it. At least I now know what Precious and Chatroulette are. So i’ve learned something today, thx

Also, I think (though I could just be making stuff up here) Precious is a character on some teen TV show? So in that status, Emily was saying that she thought she saw the actress who plays the character Precious while she was scouting around on ChatRoulette, presumably looking for middle-aged cock…

You aren’t Australian are you lol?

Yeah, my friends call it “Wank pro 2.0″.

haha for the “wang 2.0″!

In the days before the Internet, middle aged men used to just walk the streets naked under a big overcoat and flash women. This worked, but the perpetrators were limited to people in the local area (who might know them) and vulnerable to arrest.

When the Internet was first invented, middle aged men experimented with ASCII-art penises. Unfortunately, these lacked the personal connection of showing off their own penises. Besides, 99% of the people on the ‘net at that stage were also men, so the chances of an actual female seeing your artful rendition was limited.

Once we got modems fast enough to transmit pictures, middle aged men were able to send photographs of their penises to unsuspecting females. However, they were limited to women whose email addresses they knew and to Usenet, where they had to compete with thousands of other people’s cocks. Luckily, a penis-picture delivery service known as “craigslist” was soon created, and personal penis-picture delivery became much easier. However, the lack of movement in these pictures (other than crude animated gifs) made showing the act of masturbation difficult.

Later, video chat was invented. With this, men could expose themselves to women and even masturbate. Unfortunately, they first had to convince a woman to open a video chat with them. This often meant tedious text-based chatting in order to gain the woman’s trust. This was time-consuming and boring, and it was often difficult to maintain an erection for that long.

Now, we have chatroulette, where a middle-aged man can masturbate almost continuously in front of an ever-changing smorgasbord of horrified women, many of them attractive news journalists. It truly is a golden age of middle-aged penis exposure!