Hey, at least they’re $100 bills. I’ve seen way too many “Luk at mah baybie he be ballin wid all dat moneyyy” photos where the baby’s only got about $20 in $1 bills. That baby is relatively ‘ballin’, he’s got at least $2000 on him.
those money-on-baby pics are not only dumb, they’re gross. do these dumb fucks not know about all the germs and drug residue that resides on money? i’m not a germaphobe, but dang… you might as well take the baby to the garbage dump and let her crawl around.
1) She’s getting ready for her life as a stripper.
2) She doesn’t look like she likes it much but that’s how kids that age are normally.
3) Looks like a girl. And nice empty ass fridge except for eggs, cheese, mystery pan, mystery veggies, and subway sandwich.
Pic 1: I don’t see anything wrong with covering your baby with money. It encourages them in life to make it big. Personally, I daily wipe my daughter down with cocaine residue and stripper sweat.
Pic 2: Seriously old joke. Even excusing the lameness of the comment, Jerod’s a tool to aim it at a toddler. Emily has earned her place in shitty parents hall of shame simply by being FB friends with Jerod :/
Pic 3: Jesus Qgelica – buy some food. You might get by alright on meth and burritos, but your delicious baby will someday need more. Nevermind, he’ll probably be the state’s problem by then.
Commish – you spelled “retard” wrong. bahahaha! Blow Qgelica!
You’re right Anne. I should have looked closer; I assumed they were dollar bills. My apologies, haha. It concerns me that they are $100′s now. Why do the stupid people have app. $3200 dollars? I blame the economy, lol.
It’s a sad state of affairs when I’ve seen more than one “baby covered in money” picture on Facebook. You’d think that would be reprehensible enough so that other people wouldn’t actually do it, but no.
#1 That baby couldn’t look less interested.
#2 Piss off Jared. Were we all supposed to laugh at your lame old joke? Cute kitchen though, you don’t agree word?
#3 You’re a fucking nutter. How absolutely thick are some people.
You know, I can understand things like an Easy Bake Oven where you actually get to make shit. But the fake kitchen thing, no way. Especially when they’re like 200 bucks! What the hell, man? 200 bucks for a bunch of plastic food and appliances that don’t work is ridiculous.
I used to teach preschool and I will tell you both genders love kitchen sets pretty much equally. They also love dressing up in high-heeled shoes, because they make a lot of noise when you stomp around on linoleum in them.
If I had a nickel for every dad that came into my class, saw his son clomping about in high heels, and gave me a horrified look – well I’d have made about twice as much as a preschool teacher gets paid.
But mass, I’m a little worried about you. Why did your normal little, passive-aggressive, whiny squeaks all of sudden manifest into a personal attack on me when I obviously haven’t done anything to offend you. Are you feeling especially lonely and impotent because of the festive season? Why don’t you just come to beautiful sunny Sydney with me and the lovely pervert? Is it hard to save enough for a flight with your Subway paycheck after paying the rent? Seriously dude, you want a loan, or what? Talk to me. I’m here for you.
I’d just like to state for the record…I think I had all three of these families in my store today, and I threw all three out because they were shoplifting.
You would not believe how many “mothers” shove electronics/sheets sets/watches/whatever behind or under their kid in a stroller…never mind their purses that I could use to transport the contents of a one bedroom apartment.
You should have a license and a JOB to have a kid!!