Tuesday, December 8, 2009

NSFW: MasterPIECE of Shit

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  1. The most unsettling thing about this for me is… I am not surprised…
    I saw it, shook my head and moved on like I was seeing a kid running with scissors or someone with a mullet. It’s like I have accepted things/people like this as the modern human race.

    Oh no. The end is nigh. Hopefully it is for people like this anyway.

  2. Salvador Dali actually painted a picture of his wife from her feces, fact.

  3. Why is this woman not getting funding from the National Endowments of the Arts?!!

  4. Is it only dog shit that makes people go blind? Lets hope someones mixed a little into her mixture…

  5. This is absolutely, fuckin disgusting.

  6. If she looked at that picture of herself im sure she would go blind as many of us Lamebookers nearly have.

  7. yes… i think i’ll pass on the Friday night hand-job, just the same.

  8. I did the right thing by closing my eyes while I click the tab where this page is, and straightly scrolling down, right?

  9. Just like to point out some of the names in the story, Ahem: Shaniqua, Birtha, & Bonifacio.

    That is all.

  10. posty mcposterson

    @101-KAOSS- Ditto. I saw it and thought it was a bit gross but I wasn’t surprised…at all. Scary!

  11. I just don’t even have the words. My nights will now be plagues with bad dreams in which Su(e)zette creeps around trying to steal my shit.

  12. Facebook is fascism? I wish I could get this person’s specific definition of the word “fascism.” But with my luck, she’d probably write it out in shit.

  13. fascism… or faecism?

  14. WTF why did I click? I really should be smarter than that.

  15. The shit fairy has never looked scarier. Haha i wonder if Suezette and Tim’s room-mate (from http://www.lamebook.com/merry-ex-mas/comment-page-1#comment-62929) are knocking boots. What do you get? Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo!

  16. This is fucked up art, acronym is fArt oftentimes confused with the more obvious term Shit Art which has the acronym; shArt.

  17. should I be ashamed that I know her? Or that, that’s my shit in her hands?

  18. This lady rode the short bus to get to school. You can tell by looking at her she’s partially retarded, at the very least.

  19. “Painting with excrement is a natural and expressive art form… if you are a toothless dementia suffer who is locked in a ‘care home’ and you enjoy talking to your coat stand.”

    Or a monkey…

    But then again, in a world where some guy proposed a “rape tunnel” as his way of creating art because in his own words
    “as an artistic gesture, it’s one of the most impactful I can think of”…People painting with shit is not all that bad.

  20. this shouldnt even be on here… this broad and her friends need to be locked up… sick fukn people holy fuck

  21. I love how people use “art” as an excuse for their raving idiocy. I have a degree in it; just because you can act weird does not make you an artist. Suezette: you’re just damned stupid. Enjoy the E. coli.

    Jason needs to find another crowd to hang with.

  22. Uhhh… I understand your creativeness. Well, kinda. Not really. Nevermind that, you can be crazy on your own, but why go in public with human shit? And then call it art? What are you gonna do, replace the led in a pencil with feces? Failure to life, and everything in it. Have fun with your literally shitty work somewhere else other than what looks like the surroundings in a children’s park.

  23. Art? Seriously? Art? Seriously? Art?

  24. Seriously?

  25. Yes, we are all a little messed up… but WHAT THE FUCK?! I’ve never met anyone who had the desire to paint with other people’s shit. It doesn’t even bother the lady in the picture, like she’s done worse stuff than this before lol.

  26. 112 and others that mentioned it: pretty sure this woman thinks she’s hilarious, making the facebook=fascism joke; if you don’t know the word “fascism”, it looks kind of like “face-ism”. At least, that was my thought.

    In response to the actual post, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

  27. I like when people use plural words they always put apostrophes in there.

  28. It’s bad enough she collected it, but what about the people that agreed to give samples? Ugh.

  29. What if no one agreed?

  30. When I was very young (too young to read) my brothers and I named crayons in the Crayola 64 box….One was “Ca-Ca Brown”….I freaked out if someone even came near me with that crayon.

    Being new to this site, I accidently clicked on “read the rest of this entry” not realizing I would be exposed to the visual that has now made me have a pool of substance the color of “Throw-up Yellow” at my feet.

  31. WTF that is so sick. What is wrong with her. She doesnt want a facebook cause she knows people wont be friends with her smellin of shit self.

  32. I’m not sure what’s worse; the idea behind this, or the facial expression of the woman in the picture..

  33. These are the type of “people” that get funding removed by the National Endowment for the Arts!

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