Tuesday, December 8, 2009

NSFW: MasterPIECE of Shit

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  1. OH MY GOD WHY

  2. She wore gloves, but…what’s the point?

  3. seriously???? too good for facebook, but painting with shit ain’t no thang.

    that better not be real tiffany’s.

  4. also – lamebook moderators are either fifteen or shit fetishists.

  5. The Scarlet Pimple

    I hate people.

  6. Holy Jesus. There are seriously people like this?

  7. #4 Diva

    I don’t see why those two things have to be mutually exclusive.

    Don’t you just hate it when you miss a spot??

  8. The sheer stupidity of people never ceases to amaze or amuse me.

    Who would donate their shit for this and how was it collected?

    “ummmmmm, hey this is suezette and i would like your shit, sooooo, the next time you’re ready to do the (dodo) pun intended, please let me know and i’ll run right over and catch it as it drops from your ass…” blech, freaks…

  9. Now that’s artistic.

  10. I’ve heard of woman using menstrual blood for a painting before, but never feces. Not that either is acceptable in the name of art.

    Anyhow…the parts that disturb me the most are: A) How did these people find all those “donors” for such a screwed up project? B) Who would let freaks like Jason and Suezette tag a photo with the donors’ names so that everyone on the associated friends’ lists can see their doo-doo?

    Final thought: I hope none of these people are friends with their parents on Facebook.

  11. I love how she listed the ppl who donated their shit for the picture….bwahahahahahahahahahaha, silly cunt…

  12. Shit.

  13. Call me judgmental, but no, we aren’t all THAT fucked in the head.

  14. What is wrong with people?

  15. A question everybody is overlooking is “What do you do with it?” Personally, I hope this is now hanging in an art gallery like San Francisco or Berkley, or some other city filled with smug, self-righteous people who will literally look a shit smeared on a canvas and call it “art.”

  16. in like San Francisco*

  17. look at shit* (Maybe I should just give up on typing today)

  18. She wasn’t collecting it for art, she obviously bathes in it.

  19. Nothing like hideous degenerates in your local park smearing human shit on a canvas while trying to pass themselves off as artists.

  20. OMFG. I’m at a loss for words.

  21. What in the blue fuck…

  22. Urgh!

    This is the worst poo related lamebook entry I’ve seen, and I’ve seen a fair few :(

  23. What tops it off is her POUT – The situation on this picture could not be any more vile and vomit-inducing, yet she still tries to look cute and kooky with a cheeky little pout. There really was no need.

  24. Playing with poop is bad.

  25. Duck face. Shit for brains.

  26. What the fuck kind of age are we living in when someone can smear shit on a canvas and call it a “masterpiece?”

    I wonder if any of those dumbass placenta advocates will come in here and tell us all that we’re all immature for finding this gross too? “Come on guys, poop is natural! There’s nothing wrong with this, she’s an artist!”

    It’s gonna happen….

  27. What really bothers me is that the canvas appears to be placed on top of a stone wall grill in the park.

  28. Pooping, being pregnant, menstruating, your inbred offspring, etc are all “natural”. The act of taking these “natural” occurrences and exposing the world to them is abnormal. In fact, it is just downright rude and selfish. No one wants to see this. To force your fetish on to the world is self-centered. Share it with people that share the same enthusiasm, but not everyone else. I am going to start farting and peeing in a cup in public. It’s natural right? Might as well let everyone else be involved.

    I pretty sure I spelled something wrong or misused punctuation. Feel free to be a Douche and comment on it. If I didn’t… grammer.

  29. Well, if it ain’t the salmonella lady.

  30. Sorry, I just can’t tell which one the pile of shit is?

  31. FUCKING HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHY
    fuck i can almost smell it this is so disgusting fbdfjkgdjgbarf

  32. @EwGross.

    That was the best comment I’ve ever seen.

    Nice :)

  33. Unbelievably disgusting!

  34. EwGross, only since you offered, you spelled grammar wrong. ;)

    And…….I have nothing to say about this picture. I think I’ll just go throw up.

  35. At least she’s wearing gloves.

    I think I can smell it, though. Not fun.

  36. Suezette believes facebook is “facism”, while painting with faeces is, erm, “art” … there she is, ladies and gentlemen, mankind’s finest.

  37. People who willingly play with human feces should jump out in front of a speeding bus! That’s disgusting! :(

  38. Can you imagine a little kid playing in the park with mom and dad and then turning around and seeing this lowlife making silly pouty faces while playing with piles of shit? If I were the parents of said child I would make Suzette pay for therapy sessions.

    @EwGross- Exactly. While you’re at it, go to the park and splash your cup of warm piss on a piece of canvas. It’s ok! It’s art!

  39. I think it’s a beautiful piece of art… in fact, I just contacted this talented artist and offered her 2.350 euros ! The composition, the statement, the colours, the “je-ne-sais-quoi”… I love it !

  40. On the next photo, we will see her dine Shit and then shower in Shit before sleeping on Shit. ‘Cause she is full of Shit literally.

  41. i like that they had to disclaim that they are good people. fascists!

  42. I hope they warn people before showing this “art” to them..
    This is disgusting, I’m never coming to America..
    I also hope this disgusting lady doesn’t work somewhere she touches food.. think twice now people before buying food, apparently we are all messed up..
    I’m now gonna go throw up my dinner.

  43. Poop goes the weasel, cuz the weasel goes poop.

    That feces looks weird. I think they were eating too much grain. Maybe an overload of fiber in the attempt to give her more “paint supplies”.

  44. I’m gonna give the two pictures to my nephew as a “Spot the differences between the two pictures”. He’ll stare at it closely for an hour trying to find more than just the two blur marks.

    Then I’ll laugh and steal his lunch money.

  45. Painting with excrement is a natural and expressive art form… if you are a toothless dementia suffer who is locked in a ‘care home’ and you enjoy talking to your coat stand.

  46. To be honest, even though painting with shit is pretty vile, its not the worst bit about this. The comment underneath is. In the name of all that is holy, what is wrong with these people?!
    And another thing, since when was “the” spelt “thee”?

  47. Holy Mother of God.

  48. WHY DID I CLICK THAT

  49. What. The. Fuck.

    You’re kidding me aren’t you? This has got to be a joke of some sort. There are so many things wrong with this pic (and these people)

    Wouldn’t she be risking getting some sort of illness puckering up that close to the shit and inhaling it? HOW can she be that close and inhaling it without puking??

    Wait, maybe that’s her next ‘masterpiece’. The “When I Threw Up On A Canvas After Smelling My Shit Art” piece. I wouldn’t be suprised if it turns up…

  50. ‘crepe suezette’ anyone?

  51. I can see this post having the highest amount of comments ever in the history of Lamebook. I think if anything could beat “Jason’s monster fail”, this could.

  52. Suezette, your art stinks. Literally.

  53. I think I just puked in my mouth a little.

  54. This can’t possibly be poop. It MUST be mud. Please let it be mud! :/

  55. Dear god, at least take your jewelery off you daft cow!

  56. I am sure that when mum and dad put you through arts college they expected to see you produce a work of art. Not a shitty painting!

    Now i don’t like using the word ‘normal’ as a descriptor, but Kathleen for you i am making an exception. I am sure that other normal people, when wiping their ass after dropping the kids off at the pool, if they are/were to get a bit of shit stuck their finger that they would retch. If not retch then either not far off of retching or actually being sick. That being said, NO-ONE and i mean NO-ONE is as sick as you! Keep this up you will be the next Ted Bundy in no time.

    I have a penchant for girls with good hygiene and common sense. That being said, I’d hit you with a baseball bat before i let you touch me!!!

  57. at least she’s sexy :0)

  58. she is as sexy as my anal sphincter! Don’t tell her that, she will get turned on!

  59. I wonder if her impending case of E Coli shall also be considered art.

  60. Insane, a number of people are getting turned on by that. Don’t wave that sexy sphincter around here!

    Can anyone explain to me how Facebook=Fascism?? If you don’t understand a term, you should really try to REFRAIN from using it.

  61. Two words:

    GAG REFLEX.

    Ugh.

  62. YES. Because I ALWAYS make kissy faces when holding other people’s shit.

  63. The shit…is way to close to her mouth…

    GAG

  64. *too

  65. I had no idea I was packing so much “art” in my colon.

  66. I’ve got some art “material” for that fat, stinking, smelly unnatural whore right here.

  67. am I the only person who noticed the group of people over her right shoulder?

  68. I was starring at this picture, waiting for her to take a bite. I started to imagine her chew away it, like it was warm, sticky fudge. When she finished chewing, she picks out a peanut from in between her teeth. Then she licks her fingers clean as she eats the poonut.

    I want fudge!!!

    @Anitalaff “‘Coz I’ma model. You know what i mean, as i do my little turn on the cat-walk…”

  69. She.

    Is.

    Holding.

    Shit.

    Good Lord.

  70. That’s allegedly the scat of 25 people.
    Collected over a whole week?
    How big *is* that canvas exactly?
    What a pile of – oh never mind . . .

  71. FlapjacksAreAmazing

    holy..fucking…hell… I want to hurl

  72. GOOD LORD !
    I feel like I wanna kill a baby or something.

  73. Shit happens

  74. The more irritating thing is that this is hardly the first time human (or animal, for that matter) excrement has been used in art. This is the sort of thing that makes me want to drop out of art school. I promise it’s not all like this. Really.

    http://www.artistsezine.com/Archives/Ezine3/WhyArtists3.htm

  75. @ Insane- Thanks so much, now I’m never eating fudge again. ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!

  76. @ mittens: I hope that one day soon you will beat these demons and enjoy fudge again.

  77. i love the way she’s tagged the shit with all the doners’ names

  78. Insane, it’ll never be the same :( I haven’t eaten tomato soup since the placenta-filled bathtub lady…

  79. …. I think my stomach just twisted a little. That’s horrendous.

  80. baby steps mittens, baby steps. Start with tomato juice, or tomato sauce. When that is ok then you start with tomato soup. Same with the fudge. Start with small serves of chocolate and gradually increase the amount you eat. Then one day, you will be able to eat fudge again. I know you can do it mittens!

  81. we all can’t be beautiful and live in a bubble where everything’s handed to us. some of us, like suez, have to take shit. a lot of it. and make it into art.

  82. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN???

  83. Wow, I see a divorce in the near future for her. If anyone actually married her that is.

  84. Imagine hanging that up on your wall. I just vomitted in my mouth a little.

  85. OMG! FML!

  86. SHIT TAG

    You’re it

  87. How did they keep it “fresh” over an entire week? Nevermind, I don’t want the answer…

  88. The Scarlet Pimple

    Blah blah blah, this is some postpostmodernist statement about how all art is shit or some such nonsense. Yes, yes: BUT YOU’RE PLAYING WITH FECAL MATTER! You are not “making a statement,” you are being disgusting just for the sake of being disgusting. Goddamn you Suzette, Jason, and everyone else involved in this shitfest (XD).
    Plz die. lolkthx.

  89. @bry – I get the feeling this lady would have no problem putting a big heaping bowl of feces in the fridge right next to the milk and eggs.

  90. Artists Sunshine27

    Jesus…I just dry heaved a little….

  91. @#$%^!. Haven’t these people ever heard of PAINT?!

  92. Maybe she should’ve removed the jewelry. I spy with my not so little eye Tiffany’s.

    Lamebook’s developing a shit fetish. Not sure if I should laugh or puke.

  93. Why….why ….why i gotta click this right after my lunch ….why oh god why ………….

  94. What’s worse is that the government pays people to do these things! They gave a 100,000.00 to a guy to ride a bike with paint on the tires over a giant canvas! WTF! Ugh! What a bunch of Douche bags!

  95. Gross. Disgusting. Sickening. Vomit-inducing. And that was just looking at the blurred out version… cannot believe I checked out the rest… will never ever EVER be the same again. Never.

  96. @Ewgross, are you saying that you are afraid of farting or being pregnant in public? You have some serious issues you need to get over.

  97. I just threw up in my mouth A LOT… on the plus side, I have some new media to create some art with…

    This is FAR more disturbing than the rooster poo, at least that had some humour; but I am very pleased she is wearing gloves, it would have gone to a whole new level if she hadn’t…

  98. Love the comments from kickapoo and poopface. How appropriate!

  99. At least Gilbert & Geroge used their own bodily excretions for their art
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_and_George

  100. *George

  101. The most unsettling thing about this for me is… I am not surprised…
    I saw it, shook my head and moved on like I was seeing a kid running with scissors or someone with a mullet. It’s like I have accepted things/people like this as the modern human race.

    Oh no. The end is nigh. Hopefully it is for people like this anyway.

  102. Salvador Dali actually painted a picture of his wife from her feces, fact.

  103. Why is this woman not getting funding from the National Endowments of the Arts?!!

  104. Is it only dog shit that makes people go blind? Lets hope someones mixed a little into her mixture…

  105. This is absolutely, fuckin disgusting.

  106. If she looked at that picture of herself im sure she would go blind as many of us Lamebookers nearly have.

  107. yes… i think i’ll pass on the Friday night hand-job, just the same.

  108. I did the right thing by closing my eyes while I click the tab where this page is, and straightly scrolling down, right?

  109. Just like to point out some of the names in the story, Ahem: Shaniqua, Birtha, & Bonifacio.

    That is all.

  110. posty mcposterson

    @101-KAOSS- Ditto. I saw it and thought it was a bit gross but I wasn’t surprised…at all. Scary!

  111. I just don’t even have the words. My nights will now be plagues with bad dreams in which Su(e)zette creeps around trying to steal my shit.

  112. Facebook is fascism? I wish I could get this person’s specific definition of the word “fascism.” But with my luck, she’d probably write it out in shit.

  113. fascism… or faecism?

  114. WTF why did I click? I really should be smarter than that.

  115. The shit fairy has never looked scarier. Haha i wonder if Suezette and Tim’s room-mate (from http://www.lamebook.com/merry-ex-mas/comment-page-1#comment-62929) are knocking boots. What do you get? Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo!

  116. This is fucked up art, acronym is fArt oftentimes confused with the more obvious term Shit Art which has the acronym; shArt.

  117. should I be ashamed that I know her? Or that, that’s my shit in her hands?

  118. This lady rode the short bus to get to school. You can tell by looking at her she’s partially retarded, at the very least.

  119. “Painting with excrement is a natural and expressive art form… if you are a toothless dementia suffer who is locked in a ‘care home’ and you enjoy talking to your coat stand.”

    Or a monkey…

    But then again, in a world where some guy proposed a “rape tunnel” as his way of creating art because in his own words
    “as an artistic gesture, it’s one of the most impactful I can think of”…People painting with shit is not all that bad.

  120. this shouldnt even be on here… this broad and her friends need to be locked up… sick fukn people holy fuck

  121. I love how people use “art” as an excuse for their raving idiocy. I have a degree in it; just because you can act weird does not make you an artist. Suezette: you’re just damned stupid. Enjoy the E. coli.

    Jason needs to find another crowd to hang with.

  122. Uhhh… I understand your creativeness. Well, kinda. Not really. Nevermind that, you can be crazy on your own, but why go in public with human shit? And then call it art? What are you gonna do, replace the led in a pencil with feces? Failure to life, and everything in it. Have fun with your literally shitty work somewhere else other than what looks like the surroundings in a children’s park.

  123. Art? Seriously? Art? Seriously? Art?

  124. Seriously?

  125. Yes, we are all a little messed up… but WHAT THE FUCK?! I’ve never met anyone who had the desire to paint with other people’s shit. It doesn’t even bother the lady in the picture, like she’s done worse stuff than this before lol.

  126. 112 and others that mentioned it: pretty sure this woman thinks she’s hilarious, making the facebook=fascism joke; if you don’t know the word “fascism”, it looks kind of like “face-ism”. At least, that was my thought.

    In response to the actual post, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

  127. I like when people use plural words they always put apostrophes in there.

  128. It’s bad enough she collected it, but what about the people that agreed to give samples? Ugh.

  129. What if no one agreed?

  130. When I was very young (too young to read) my brothers and I named crayons in the Crayola 64 box….One was “Ca-Ca Brown”….I freaked out if someone even came near me with that crayon.

    Being new to this site, I accidently clicked on “read the rest of this entry” not realizing I would be exposed to the visual that has now made me have a pool of substance the color of “Throw-up Yellow” at my feet.

  131. WTF that is so sick. What is wrong with her. She doesnt want a facebook cause she knows people wont be friends with her smellin of shit self.

  132. I’m not sure what’s worse; the idea behind this, or the facial expression of the woman in the picture..

  133. These are the type of “people” that get funding removed by the National Endowment for the Arts!

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