Is Tristan the same guy as him who named his kid Adolf Hitler? I mean…there can’t be that many people out there who are as exceptionally stupid as this, right?
You have to admit, it was pretty decent of Tristan to cover his mom’s nipples with MS Paint scribbles. Otherwise, this picture would have been just wrong.
His families pretty open?!… Judging by this picture, his family is all humping eachother. MY family is open, and yet the one time I accidentally saw my sister naked I flipped out and ran for the bleach! Someone that can merely glance at a photo long enough to scribble out the nurps and other precise spots on the picture is more than just OPEN. He’s probably doing his fat mom right now… and here comes the barf… (hurl)… and my junk just lost it’s appetite after seeing that photo… Sorry wife…
Pardon- “His Family’s…”
I’m usually a spelling and grammar nazi… nazi-psh (no pun intended initially)… but the sight of this nazi blob has my brain twirling and my gut hurling potatoes… I don’t really know what that means…
D:
You didn’t take the picture–”cuz tht wud jus b sick.” But you’re okay with painting in extra swastikas and posting this on the Internet for all the world to see?
guys, i think Tristan was attempting to be funny by posting a random picture he found on the internet. either that or he’s just lying. i’ve seen this photo on the internet BEFORE December 3, which is the date facebook says he postsed it. unless i’m just wrong and Tristan is a sick little shit who sent a photo of his mommy out to adult humor websites himself in addition to posting it for his friends to see.
p.s. in the original photo, NOTHING is blurred out and the swasticas aren’t drawn in. it’s much LESS frightening with the boob dots and the blur marks *shudders*
That is stupid… Nazis people are horrible…. Human being has a feelings even the Jews you dumbasses… It is sick picture…. I dont find this one bit funny…
I do not support Nazis…
I do not support any kind of racist group such as KKK…
We are human beings with real feelings, with dreams, with love…. No one has the rights to kill… because of the color …because of the religion….
@ButterflyEmmie
-I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say, “I know”. This picture/posting is wrong on just so so so many levels. Just about everybody hates nazis… except for other nazis and Satan. Satan loves them… over.. and over… and over… and over again… with a red hot iron pitchfork….. with a serrated edge… with barbs… with salt on it… and lemon juice…
Oh right ! I know this picture it’s been around in the internet for a while now…I think he just wanted to be on Lamebook or , just tried to pull a joke on his friends.
To be honest, there is something wrong with his mother being naked. Namely because he has a picture of his mother, naked. That’s just disgusting. And to then colour in her nips and draw additional swastikas? People like that should be put down or something. To sum it up in a single word… ew.
Ahhhh insane. Racists have a culture? a language? a common history? Oh wait, perhaps most of them were buggered by their fathers, which covers culture and history. Now we just have to sort out the ole language thing.
Oh, Lamebook. Another fake entry. That’s obviously not an old photo and the kid that posted it is fucking around with everyone. Or his friends are all in on it. Disappointing.
Real or fake, this is still fucking awful on an epic scale.
Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, when we you learn that the unbelievable Mummy issues you have will probably get you into more trouble than the historic fascist leanings present in your family.
this must be the final solution! theres no poon left in the world and its time to blitzkrieg her face! id opt to bite a bullet like the HIT man instead! better to be dead and horny than alive on that!
Even if it is fake, it makes it just a tad disturbing that this boy thinks it’s okay to pass a nudist nazi off as your mother. There are a few questions that come to mind – Does he WANT a nazi mother? Does he want a NUDE nazi mother?
Oi, this is disturbing. Even if it’s fake. This is Svetlana.
What the helll…. who posts a pic of their mom like that?! The Nazi thing is obviously stupid but… your mom NAKED? posing in such a manner? That is grooooss.
Who lets someone take a picture of them like that?
And even if he honestly believes that nudity is nothing to be ashamed of, what about being a neo-nazi? I think that is definitely something to be ashamed of!
I don’t agree with the Nazi thing. However I do agree in the nudity! I see my mum naked all the time! I get a chubby, bust a nut, tell my friends about it on Facebook. It’s all good!!!
Whoever said they know that beer was wrong. It’s clearly a can of Mooshead Dry Ice which is sold in the Atlantic Provinces in Canada, where I live. Which means this piece of white trash lives somewhere around here.
erm… if the picture was taken 20 years ago and was still that goos quality 20 years ago is still only 1998 at the latest, I’m surprised no one noticed…
@ gaijin,
Don’t be obtuse. I have lots of pictures from 20 years ago (and later) that are superb quality.
And really, how can 20 years ago be 1998 “at the latest”?
ACTUALLY, I KNOW WHO IS IN THE PICTURE AND I AM PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHO TOOK THE PICTURE.
TOO FUNNY THAT I WOULD FIND HERE.
PICTURE WOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN IN ABOUT 2004 IN BRIDGEWATER, NOVA SCOTIA.
I AM GETTING SUCH A BIG KICK OUT OF THIS!!!
I think it’s awesome that you don’t have a problem with nudity. I wonder why you feel the need to post naked pics of your mom. Ps:’mom’- you’re raising the wrong arm…
She’s lucky this picture is just now surfacing in America. Since she apparently took it Germany twenty years ago, that would mean she was committing a crime, given that Germany is really big on anti-Nazism.
I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, bidstag. c 0m .. . .. .
WTF
This post essentially puts the final nail in the coffin of Hitler’s whole “Master Race” theory.
Is there a Hitler facepalm meme on the googleweb? There should be. Picard simply does not have the credentials to handle this massive failure.
Hmmm, where can I get the unedited image? I’d like to get my own white race started, if you know what I mean
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Wrong arm.
NAZIFAIL!
I just vomited in my mouth and swallowed it.
@Makster
Nazifail, that’s funny… you’re such a gas!
Fuckin 20 years ago yea right, it looks like it was taken by a webcam or a shitty ass digital camera.
Yes, it would of been wrong of you to have taken the picture. Uploading it to your facebook on the other hand, completely acceptable.
Is Tristan the same guy as him who named his kid Adolf Hitler? I mean…there can’t be that many people out there who are as exceptionally stupid as this, right?
Looks like she has a penis..or she has a bun-shaped vagina.
fuck man – thats your mum – theres nothing OKAY about this!
I wish Hitler had lived to see this. He’d have popped arsenic or something.
“I didn’t take the picture cuz tht wud jus b sick”
Phew, I’m relieved. OK, then, if he didn’t take the picture himself, then everything is perfectly normal here!
@Makster: Not sure what it says about me that that was my first thought.
I hope Hitler has to watch this woman do this for all eternity.
omg… There are so many things wrong with this picture…
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!! YAAAAGH!!!!
whaat the fuck:(
I am in shock over here, I have no words for this! :0
I know that beer: Semitic Star. I didn’t like it quite so much but Tristan’s mother seems a bit fond of it.
I think Chad got it right, but it’s still beyond lame. Blecch!
It’s sick of him to have taken the picture, but not sick of him to post it? Hello, logic.
Tristan’s mother is also the second person to have purchased that year’s edition of the “Nice Jewish Guys” calendar.
(Her husband was the first.)
Aw man, she’s wearing a fur hat. That shit’s disgusting.
What a fuckin Idiot, its not being nude thats messed up its all the swastika’s..
I hate Nazi cunts.
So many things are wrong with this picture.
You have to admit, it was pretty decent of Tristan to cover his mom’s nipples with MS Paint scribbles. Otherwise, this picture would have been just wrong.
A beautiful mind in a beautiful body… all women should try to be more like her.
His families pretty open?!… Judging by this picture, his family is all humping eachother. MY family is open, and yet the one time I accidentally saw my sister naked I flipped out and ran for the bleach! Someone that can merely glance at a photo long enough to scribble out the nurps and other precise spots on the picture is more than just OPEN. He’s probably doing his fat mom right now… and here comes the barf… (hurl)… and my junk just lost it’s appetite after seeing that photo… Sorry wife…
Pardon- “His Family’s…”
I’m usually a spelling and grammar nazi… nazi-psh (no pun intended initially)… but the sight of this nazi blob has my brain twirling and my gut hurling potatoes… I don’t really know what that means…
I personally think the beer in the hand adds a touch o’ class to this beautiful photo.
AAARGH!!! I DID IT AGAIN!!! TAKE THE DAMN PICTURE DOWN i CAN’T CONCENTRATE!!!
So he assumes the disgusting part his friends are talking about is the fact that she’s naked?
Cause I really don’t see that. I think she’s teh hawt.
D:
You didn’t take the picture–”cuz tht wud jus b sick.” But you’re okay with painting in extra swastikas and posting this on the Internet for all the world to see?
that is fucking revolting
If grow up mean i gotta take a picture of my mom like this and post it on face book ,then i dun t wanna grow up then ( 0 0 )
Why do I get the impression that he had fun editing out her nipples and drawing swastikas in MS paint.
*GASP*
HOW DARE SHE BE SO INHUMANE! That hat was once a living animal.
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha oh my god. ohhhh my god.
What 25 said!
Wow, just fucking wow.
what the hell is this
she indeed uses the wrong arm (which makes it even worse in a way), he thinks people are offended by the nudity ?
this is confusing me , i can not compute all this at once
what, why, who …
I agree with Father Sha. This is a lot to take in and filter. Nazi, naked, son posting it on FB then defending it. Wow.
WTF? ‘Hey guys, check out my naked Mum in Nazi paraphernalier, who wants to see my dad being sodomized by a man in a gestapo outfit?’
*paraphernalia
don’t even…
Haha, I love “What? there’s nothing wrong with a bit of nudity” Totally missing the point of everyone’s disgust.
guys, i think Tristan was attempting to be funny by posting a random picture he found on the internet. either that or he’s just lying. i’ve seen this photo on the internet BEFORE December 3, which is the date facebook says he postsed it. unless i’m just wrong and Tristan is a sick little shit who sent a photo of his mommy out to adult humor websites himself in addition to posting it for his friends to see.
p.s. in the original photo, NOTHING is blurred out and the swasticas aren’t drawn in. it’s much LESS frightening with the boob dots and the blur marks *shudders*
DO NOT WANT!
That is stupid… Nazis people are horrible…. Human being has a feelings even the Jews you dumbasses… It is sick picture…. I dont find this one bit funny…
I do not support Nazis…
I do not support any kind of racist group such as KKK…
We are human beings with real feelings, with dreams, with love…. No one has the rights to kill… because of the color …because of the religion….
I refuse to even say what I think about this !
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
@ButterflyEmmie
-I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say, “I know”. This picture/posting is wrong on just so so so many levels. Just about everybody hates nazis… except for other nazis and Satan. Satan loves them… over.. and over… and over… and over again… with a red hot iron pitchfork….. with a serrated edge… with barbs… with salt on it… and lemon juice…
Question though… does that mean we’re racist against racists?…
Oh right ! I know this picture it’s been around in the internet for a while now…I think he just wanted to be on Lamebook or , just tried to pull a joke on his friends.
Jus’ what ol’Adolf dreamed of: good, clean fun for the whole family…
To be honest, there is something wrong with his mother being naked. Namely because he has a picture of his mother, naked. That’s just disgusting. And to then colour in her nips and draw additional swastikas? People like that should be put down or something. To sum it up in a single word… ew.
Too many things wrong with this picture, Tristan. And it’s not just the fact that you possess and posted a photo of your mother naked.
Ahhhh those pasty white thighs, those felt marker nips, that swastika… it’s like being in a dream.
Sorry to be repetetive and unoriginal, but….WTF!
Trust a German to be fine with family nudity. I do not dislike Germans, I actually have a high level of respect for their pornographic industry.
Being a racist against racists is ok! Same as hating any religion!
Except that ‘racist’ is not a race?
I can’t resist splitting hairs. That’s what this site is all about.
“What’s this act called?!”
“THE ARISTOCRATS!”
All possible shades of fail in one go. Amazing!
Loving the caption btw
Holy hell that’s fucking gross. Some people are just disgusting.
@Anitalaff: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/race definition 2, point 5. any people united by common history, language, cultural traits, etc.
Technically (and i didn’t think this was possible) being a racist is a considered to be a race.
This is just disturbing. When I look at the pic I keep waiting on her hoo haa to eat what ever that thing is covering it. Ewwwwwww.
this “mum” could be from “master race”
wtf
this is fake…this photo has been on efukt for awhile
Ahhhh insane. Racists have a culture? a language? a common history? Oh wait, perhaps most of them were buggered by their fathers, which covers culture and history. Now we just have to sort out the ole language thing.
So Tristan is the little cunt who has been posting pictures of my wife on the web
Isn’t that where the racial slang comes into it Anitalaff? LMAO
@CBT Santa: If it helps I will be busting a nut to this picture of your wife tonight!
@Insane
Being “single-nutted” as ze Führer was.Is all a good Nazi-Geil bloke wants to be.
@23 zwiebellos:
hahahaha fur hat, nice one!
and wtf’s up w/these ppl who say “uhh it wasn’t me” etc, if u don’t want it on yer profile, fuckin take it off! easy! fucken retard
it was very nice of you to share your moms photo’s over facebook
thank god for lamebook’s blur feature.
wow you guys are really gullible.. look at the quality of this photograph.. it looks like an iphone photo.. definitely not from 20 years ago.
“What? You guys never seen a naked Nazi before? Open your minds, people!” Also, yeah… that picture is not 20 years old.
Oh, Lamebook. Another fake entry.
That’s obviously not an old photo and the kid that posted it is fucking around with everyone. Or his friends are all in on it. Disappointing.
there has not yet been a word created to express the amount of WHAT THE FUCK in this photo…
fuck nudist Nazis… well… fuck all Nazis really…
Maybe she is saluting the Grammar Nazis…;)
I’m also pretty sure that “Paint” didn’t exist back then…did it?
…and my final thought: WTF is that on her…stomach?
This is my favourite Lamebook post ever. I am pissing myself with laughter.
@CBT Santa: “Is all a good Nazi-Geil bloke wants to be.” What???
That quilt cover is fucking disgusting, it looks old and tatty and the colour scheme is awful. Really fucking tasteless bed linen if you ask me.
Real or fake, this is still fucking awful on an epic scale.
Tristan, Tristan, Tristan, when we you learn that the unbelievable Mummy issues you have will probably get you into more trouble than the historic fascist leanings present in your family.
I don’t know, now that I look again (and again and again…it’s like a train wreck, you just have to look)I kind of get turned on a little.
my eyes… my eyes…
this must be the final solution! theres no poon left in the world and its time to blitzkrieg her face! id opt to bite a bullet like the HIT man instead! better to be dead and horny than alive on that!
There are no words…..
They’ve already been said by previous comment posters.
I’m just gonna go burn my eyeballs now.
I am actually surprised there hasn’t been a single Inglorious Basterds/Nazi-killing joke yet. I am not going to make one either.
I would flip her over and turn out the lights. When all is said and done, run like hell and grab that disinfectant!
I bet she’s from Illinois.
the people who actually thought this was real/from “20 years ago”, holy christ.
Even if it is fake, it makes it just a tad disturbing that this boy thinks it’s okay to pass a nudist nazi off as your mother. There are a few questions that come to mind – Does he WANT a nazi mother? Does he want a NUDE nazi mother?
Oi, this is disturbing. Even if it’s fake. This is Svetlana.
dats gross mingin man wats wid da arm up aniways
What the helll…. who posts a pic of their mom like that?! The Nazi thing is obviously stupid but… your mom NAKED? posing in such a manner? That is grooooss.
Who lets someone take a picture of them like that?
And even if he honestly believes that nudity is nothing to be ashamed of, what about being a neo-nazi? I think that is definitely something to be ashamed of!
The little microsoft paint swastikas took the little bit of severity that may have been left out of the whole picture’s point.
I don’t agree with the Nazi thing. However I do agree in the nudity! I see my mum naked all the time! I get a chubby, bust a nut, tell my friends about it on Facebook. It’s all good!!!
yeah, they all definitely need to grow up (note the sarcasm).
@Insane – yeah, i agree, it’s fine when you TELL your mates on fb, but if you put up a pic it’s kiinda different.
this is so lame that it’s not even funny.
im having trouble figuring out why people even liked this post..
After I saw this, I had to change my name.
If I ever find this other Tristan, I am gonna Nazi his ass!
If thats his mum, than I am not surprised he thinks his fbf cares about her nudity on the photo.
Regardless of whether it is his mother or not, the fact that he claims it is sets off a lot of warning bells in my head. Woo psychos!
..omg what next, And i thought i was fucked up!
This person deserves to have his name spilled. Twisted :S
Nazi’s, I hate these guys!!!
“We are very open in our family”… really? I didn’t notice. Also, I find it disturbing that he covered his mom’s nipples, but not her vagina.
Whoever said they know that beer was wrong. It’s clearly a can of Mooshead Dry Ice which is sold in the Atlantic Provinces in Canada, where I live. Which means this piece of white trash lives somewhere around here.
D:
How funny that the guy thought his friend was offended by the nudity, not the Nazi memorabilia.
bahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahaha tristen you are a fckwit.
Uh, nudity isn’t the problem in that picture.
Being a nazi is the problem. What a shameful family.
Mein Kamfy Chair!
erm… if the picture was taken 20 years ago and was still that goos quality 20 years ago is still only 1998 at the latest, I’m surprised no one noticed…
im sorry gaijin, but how is “20 years ago” 1998 AT THE LATEST? 2009 – 20 = 1989. “goos” quality for then? and no one noticed what?
@ gaijin,
Don’t be obtuse. I have lots of pictures from 20 years ago (and later) that are superb quality.
And really, how can 20 years ago be 1998 “at the latest”?
The question should be, “why in the hell would you keep pictures of your mom naked? Why in the hell do you even have access to this pictures?!?!?!”
I like women that are thick, I would hit it…though,I would prefer for her to be dressed as Stalin instead, sans the moustache..
Tristan is such a bitch for putting that photo up!!! grossss
OMG!!!!
I KNOW HER!
THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN IN NOVA SCOTIA, CANADA!!!
HER FIRST NAME IS ERIN!
TOO FUNNY!!!
ACTUALLY, I KNOW WHO IS IN THE PICTURE AND I AM PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHO TOOK THE PICTURE.
TOO FUNNY THAT I WOULD FIND HERE.
PICTURE WOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN IN ABOUT 2004 IN BRIDGEWATER, NOVA SCOTIA.
I AM GETTING SUCH A BIG KICK OUT OF THIS!!!
I think it’s awesome that you don’t have a problem with nudity. I wonder why you feel the need to post naked pics of your mom. Ps:’mom’- you’re raising the wrong arm…
I think she’s hot!
Just kidding lol
Urgh.
Still the funniest thing on Lamebook. Though “Smell Her Fingers” comes close.
lol very funny stuff right here. Some of the best.
Sensible Madness wins at #2. Nice.
She’s lucky this picture is just now surfacing in America. Since she apparently took it Germany twenty years ago, that would mean she was committing a crime, given that Germany is really big on anti-Nazism.
I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, bidstag. c 0m .. . .. .
hilarious
tristan is a legend
nothing in this picture looks like its from germany. neither the can, nor the bed, nor the walrus in it.