Comments on: Not the Sharpest Tools

By: LeTizz

LeTizz — Sun, 09 May 2010 02:41:51 +0000

*you are. It’s late. Sorry.

By: LeTizz

LeTizz — Sun, 09 May 2010 02:36:00 +0000

^ HAHAHAHAHA. Now no one will see your annoying God quote. Pages and pages of your tag line…grrr! I’m sure God (and His son!) will appreciate the many hours of missionary work your are clocking in on lamebook.

By: elixabeth

elixabeth — Mon, 03 May 2010 22:52:38 +0000

HAHAHAHAHA. The first and last one..

-Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

By: kromagnon

kromagnon — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:33:03 +0000

My pleasure.

By: Spooky

Spooky — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 03:27:50 +0000

Hey kromagnon – thanks for apologising on behalf of the troll people. I’ve been waiting for someone to do that.

By: kromagnon

kromagnon — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 17:58:12 +0000

Sorry for the troll people, but while acknowledging that Juliana might be retarded, you should know that it has been said that the name “Wyoming” really came from Chinese people. By this man : http://www.1421.tv/ Very interesting book.
Sorry for the grammar, english is not my language.

By: Keona

Keona — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 07:18:45 +0000

@ Mario and Dreddy’s link #13, I want to move to China someday and open a restaurant called “Wok, Don’t Run”
thank you LB, that is all.
I’ll say only this for the posts, I love stupid people. whenever I feel a bit down, I come to LB, and I feel better in no time.

By: R33S33

R33S33 — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 05:23:16 +0000

nice miss South Carolina reference…

I had a guy ask my dad where we were from. We told him Tennessee. He asked if that was close to Canada. I looked at him and said no its in the southern United States. He looked so confused and asked if we lived next to the Atlantic Ocean and I sighed telling him that it’s about 400 miles from the ocean he was still confused so i had to pull out a map and showed him where we were located.
We were at Yellowstone National Park at the time. Sad thing was he was from Atlanta, Georgia, an hour and a half away from Chattanooga where i live.

By: Blaziken

Blaziken — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 04:28:16 +0000

I seriously hope Juliana isn’t American, but something is telling me she is. My country = screwed. I’ll tip my bonnet to you, nashntth, I think someone needs to get her a good old fashioned tubal.

By: repTEELian

repTEELian — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:26:06 +0000

@ Its the fucking beatles & Saffer: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SYMPATHY!!!

By: Mhn77

Mhn77 — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 15:08:39 +0000

@16 dcrearview
I agree.

By: picker

picker — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 08:58:45 +0000

PS: the whole Mario and Dreddy/ Mario Andretti think is doing my head in.

By: picker

picker — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 08:57:07 +0000

lol at mcowles….green turtle reference…and correcting deer..

Refer to Mario Andretti…
http://www.marioandretti.com/

Long time lurker… love the comments of Soup, Wordpervert, et al BTW.. goo work…

By: gwang

gwang — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 08:39:32 +0000

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

By: Walter Sobchak

Walter Sobchak — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 06:01:34 +0000

Thanks nash.

My figures are (544,270/1,325,639,982) x 100 = .04105715%

The data may be old but the math is good.

By: nashntth

nashntth — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 04:00:53 +0000

Walter has capped this one with Why Yao Ming. LOL However, I’m coming up .005% population increase if China were to acquire Wyoming. If Juliana lives in the U.S. she needs a good spaying.

By: tinabrown123

tinabrown123 — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:06:24 +0000

@jmpalmer7 I am pretty sure Bugs Bunny used to say, “What a maroon.”

By: Laitue_Gonflable

Laitue_Gonflable — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:49:50 +0000

Just putting this out there:

Is it possible that Juliana just has atrocious spelling and actually meant “Are you in Cheyenne?” and was then confused by Terence’s reply “Wyoming is not in (Cheyenne)”?

Still no less stupid.

By: jmpalmer7

jmpalmer7 — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:14:13 +0000

Hey Lamebook….I hope you know that morone is what Bugs Bunny used to say instead of moron. I don’t know if that is what he was talking about but still you got this wrong.

By: Walter Sobchak

Walter Sobchak — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:08:00 +0000

Wyoming would be a nice aquisition for the Chinese. It would boost their population by a good 0.041%.

By: MsBuzzkillington

MsBuzzkillington — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 23:52:59 +0000

way to go morone!

By: LawScholar

LawScholar — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:43:46 +0000

Soup, if your cute little poem was a jab at the Matthew Shepard incident, I think it’s about time that society stopped generalizing the population of an entire state – even a small one like Wyoming – for a single event that happened years ago. My University holds a week long social justice conference every year to commemorate the tragedy, and we have multiple GLBT support groups on campus and throughout the state. This state has lower crime rates – hate crimes included – than any other state. Even per capita, we are 44 of 50 in the major index crimes.

Unless, of course, you were just trying to make a silly rhyme, in which case, nevermind, we cool.

By: julie4

julie4 — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:35:13 +0000

well technically it wasn’t Awesom-o but you get what I mean.

By: julie4

julie4 — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 22:30:03 +0000

I do believe that was our friendly neighborhood Awesom-o. He’s my heeerooo

By: lexluther

lexluther — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:15:19 +0000

cartman saw the signs. he tried to warn us of the scourge that is china. but no one would listen. now, only one man can save us…anyone know who that guy is?

By: nuff

nuff — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:33:48 +0000

Those Chinese are crafty buggers. Not only have they taken over Wyoming, but by 2018, they will be the majority population in B.C. Who knows when it’s gonna turn into a hostile take-over of North America!

By: caffeinejunkie42

caffeinejunkie42 — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:06:49 +0000

@nuff: I heard that as well. That marone Obama is selling states to China to pay off our debt. Believe me, Wyoming won’t be the last. I’m lookin’ at you, Idaho.

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:00:40 +0000

A morone is a slightly more upmarket version of the moron, but Steven’s misinformed comment tells me there’s nothing upmarket about him.

Moron fits him just fine.

By: Charlene

Charlene — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:26:16 +0000

Come on now, you can’t expect her to remember the names of ALL the states now, can you? That’s quite the burden. There are plenty of Canadians who don’t know where PEI is and we have only 10 provinces and 3 territories to remember.

By: duckandcover

duckandcover — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 19:21:42 +0000

The last one’s a repost and/or an old meme floating around.