Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Not So Hot Idea…

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  1. Gross

  2. Banging a Hot Pocket is so cheesy!

  3. Fleshlight. I had NO idea. I feel so innocent. (And it’s not often…)

  4. Ohhh. I thought it was gonna be one of those posts where one of their friends makes a clever comment about how he spelled a word wrong. I was confused, until I read haggie’s comment. Why thank you haggie :)

  5. Wow… Curse you, Jason Biggs, curse you!

  6. ^ “American Pocket”

  7. I’m either underestimating the structural integrity of a Hot Pocket, or he really does need the practice for his stamina before he sees a real life woman. Although I’ve never tried this method personally, I have used Hot Pockets for food many times and imagine they would crumble in your hand within seconds if used in this manner.

  8. This kid needs a fat girl in his life. Give her the good old Hot Pocket rocket and they’re both satisfied.

  9. Gonna have to google fleshlight

  10. Wow, Ok then!! Seems to be a wanking device for men. Well, to each his own. Just keep it out of your pets and livestock.

  11. Fleshlights are ridiculously overpriced and hard to clean. You can find many better masturbation sleeves for much better prices. Just find a local or nearly local adult store and ask the clerk, they’ll set you up right. Also real pussy and fake pussy are nothing alike. You wont really “build up stamina”, that just isn’t how it works. If your really that worried about how long you can last look for guides written by women on how to do oral, if you don’t have a partner to practice with. I know this might be out of character for me but figured maybe real info will help someone.

  12. ^ Cunnilingus and Kegels, that’s how it’s done.

  13. And for vaginas: freezer pops.

  14. I fuck bottles of hair gel

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