The thing I find hilarious is this is from a phone. I mainly see people using their phone updates like twitter to quickly mention something they are up to – other than that, it just seems like they felt urgent to update their facebook status that they couldn’t wait for a computer.
I’m not sure if she just saw her mom giving a blowjob or just got kissed by her mom (or both).
My husband and teenaged son and I all played the same online video game. My son would be his room and the adults in our office, and we’d be in the same party. When something when particularly bad for the boy, my husband would say to me “I f’ed your mother!” But he never said it to the kid. We still laugh about that.