Saturday, December 19, 2009

No Shit


previous post: It’s Party Time!



  1. Pacman has finally got the upperhand.

  2. Wow, so this is what it’s like…Better then I ever could have imagined.

  3. Really Melissa? Really? I honestly thought it was meant to look like a cheese wheel with a wedge cut out. The one on the right totally looks like a jellyfish though, right?

  4. You’ve got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME!

  5. Melissa is stupid. It’s obviously supposed to be a pie chart.

  6. I would comment, but I think #3 (Jenivere) explained it quite well.

  7. Also, whomever took this screenshot should click the ‘report’ button on Melissa…just for that stupid comment.

  8. @That_is_all: Yes, it is better than you could have imagine. Revenge à la pancake. Mmm mmm good.

  9. i wanna slap melissa with that spatula

  10. Shit, Melissa – now you mention it, the one on the left really does look like Pacman. How freaky is that?? I wonder if the one on the right is supposed to look like something too?

  11. *Haaaahahahahaha*. Fuck, I know a lot of girls who could’ve been Melissa.

  12. no shit melissa, you realised that as well huh?

  13. Melissa should become a detective. Or stop breathing.

  14. Melissa’s face is ranked HIGH up on places I would like to rest my feet.

  15. Melissa, that was a crepe comment.

  16. Melissa: Thank you, Captain Obvious. Dismissed.

  17. wow thanks i didnt see it thanks 4 ur help sherlock

  18. Wow Melissa! You saw the Pac-man pancake too? Wow that’s awesome. Really. Did you happen to notice that the Pac-man pancake is about to eat the ghost pancake in front of the Pac-man pancake, or did you disappear under the table right after noticing the first image?

    #’s 3,15,16: LOL

  19. Im suprised she was even able to identify it as looking like Pac-Man,as she definatly missed the ghost.. You cant have one without the other..

  20. She may as well have written

    “this is a comment on your photo”

  21. @Noobie:
    This is a comment on your comment.

  22. whats a packman ?

  23. @22 – Packman is nothing. Pac-man on the other hand is the most awesome computer game ever.

  24. Melissa is frodo

  25. I would have loved to see the follow-up comments for this.


  27. I don’t get it why you guys are against Melissa, she’s clearly the most courageous character in LOTR series (though I suppose you can make an argument for Lindsay). While not “badass” in the traditional sense, Melissa is a much greater hero than Pacman. She’s the only one that can bear the ring of obviousness, which is hell of a lot harder than just killing ghosts.

  28. Obvious bitch is obvious

  29. That’s amazing. I can barely make basic shapes with my pancakes.

  30. I can make an Eiffel Tower that sometimes resembles a penis

  31. That metal thing looks like a spatula.

  32. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

  33. I miss Zombie Kid

  34. I miss Pac Man.

  35. @30

    mmmmm…..penis pancakes…*drool*

  36. Melissa’s next comment: The one on the right looks like Darth Vader.

  37. @ Antarctic Circle

    Really? Looks like the Ghostbusters logo.

  38. I think we all miss Pac-Man. In the golden days of gaming there was no greater joy then controlling a small yellow head as it went around a maze eating white pills and a variety of bonus fruits. Not forgetting of course the special big pills that made him invincible so he could eat ghosts…

    I’d like to see more reminiscent food please, and watch Melissa tell us that Frogger vaguely resembles a toad, or even better something to do with Duck Hunt.

  39. this whole things looks like a photo.

  40. I’ll bet Melissa is REALLY high maintenance.

  41. The one on the right looks like a ghost from Pac-Man pancake.

  42. I bet if I pretzelled Melissa and she could see my penis go in her bum she would comment that I look like her uncles

  43. The one above me is talking about sex.

  44. I like turtles.

  45. Europe rocks:
    The one above REALLY needs some sex.

  46. you all assume Melissa was serious?

  47. I like Zombie kid.

  48. This one isn’t funny.. Come on lamebook, I’ve sent in shit funnier than this!

  49. At least she didn’t say spongebob and patrick. ugh.

  50. @24 Nice!
    I want Lindsay to adopt me…

  51. You guys are pretty funny. :D

  52. I want Melissa to adopt me! If you lick on this warm lollipop, then all of your dreams and wishes will come true! If they don’t come true, then we must try again!

  53. Melissa is a fucking peasant.

  54. This was the straw that broke the proverbial. Fucking brilliant. So good it made me register and registering for sites and verification emails ‘n all that shit I really hate.

    Best post so far this one. The pac man above, not this comment obv.

  55. FlapjacksAreAmazing

    This is a comment about a comment about another comment on Lamebook

    Melissa is a retart

  56. *retard

  57. Melissa deserves a cookie. She probably spent a long time figuring that out, and should be rewarded.

  58. Pepijn is a fucking peasant. Catch up on your Lamebook, bro.

  59. Oh wow, it totally looks like the one on the left wants to eat the pancake on the right too!

  60. iron: atleast 32 minutes to figure it out…

  61. First I saw the picture and thought, “That’s not lame, that’s kind of cool.” Then I read the comment.

  62. Melissa thinks of pretty things all the time and likes dressing up to make her self look beutiful.

    Important thoughts are for other people. She knows this and plays to her strengths, like spotting things and describing the things she spots. So well done Melissa, well done!

  63. I am sure that Melissa is also very highly functional. Her parents are so proud of their own special child.

  64. I really didn’t know we were having a state the obvious contest, Melissa, but good on you! You figured out that it looks like pac-man – now, sweety, put down your dildo, and look at the picture again and tell me what the other one resembles…

    I know you can do it, just try! And, no, you can’t phone a friend. :|

  65. @58: Aha! Didn’t get it :p I think I need to spend more time on lamebook indeed _

  66. @ Pepijn – we mock stupid people. We know how to spell retard, but we like slandering their names some more.

    I officially hate retarts and douchebags… :(

  67. My wife and I went to dinner one night. We dined well into the evening and as we left the place she stepped outside and commented “Tt’s dark”. I don’t think I ever laughed harder in my life.

  68. @Svetlana
    BTW, Sorry about last week hon’ machine crashed and I didn’t have time to reboot and come back.

  69. Oh man seabear! You have a wife? This sordid love affair is getting amazing! How will it unfold? Will SeeBea’s wife find out? Does Svetstick know? Will Insane convince a mentally challenged girl that there are “ghosts in her clothes”?
    Comming this January to FOX!
    (Just one Fox?- Just one chen)

  70. Melissa please be an hero. Now.

  71. LaDispute, be nice. Melissa needn’t kill herself. I’m sure she can have a long and semi-fulfilling life in a sheltered workshop somewhere..

  72. @Kennychin: If I can convince a retart dooshbag like you that there are ghosts in your clothes, then I can convince anyone. Just tune into for a trip down memory lane ;)

  73. Kennychen has ghosts in his clothes?

  74. Yes sir! And I didn’t think it was at all possible, but he screamed like a bitch right before …um nevermind.

  75. You would think he’d have learned.

  76. I did post a brilliant note to Kenny Chen but alas, the moderators…

    @ KennyChen – OH LORD – your still as big a douche as you were a week ago – will you ever learn?

    I just quickly want to establish something – which room for the mentally challenged are you, or are you still laying in the cabbage patch? And another question – did your mother tell you that you are witty, maybe sharp even? If she did, then maybe you should worry what else she’s lying to you about… including Father Christmas, the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy.

  77. @ KennyChen – You know what even tops it off more? You don’t even use a capital letter to sign off your name. It should be like this, Chen. And it’s coming… not comming…

    Still just one chen? Still just one giant douchebag. And STILL in the wrong section. Oh, and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. You sad sack of shit.

  78. @ KennyChen – Just one Chen? Just one Braincell. Congratulations for trying. Now don’t let the door hit you on your way out! Bye-Bye! *Yawn*

  79. One last thing “Chen “The Douche” Meister” – don’t let the door hit you on your way out…

  80. LMFNO!!! I just cried and wet myself a little. Svetlana always good for a delicious chuckle!!!

    @SeeBea: One can only wonder if the Chin Meister will learn after this ass pounding!?

  81. Svetlana December 22nd, 2009 at 7:38 am
    Svetlana December 22nd, 2009 at 7:39 am
    Svetlana December 22nd, 2009 at 7:50 am

    Was this necessary? I bet you had some coffee, told your coworkers about “some douche” and one of them said the “door” comment and you had to post it 11 minutes later. You are the funny guy at the office

  82. @ deliverstehcawk – Oh Lord. Another person who doesn’t know where the douchebag section is. Actually @ 12:18am I relayed that reply to KennyChen. But, because the “moderators” had filtered it, it didn’t fly. So, I copied and pasted the appropriate versions, bit by bit, into this thread. If you don’t believe me, check the other threads where I am – you’ll see a pattern forming. OH, and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, you sad sack of shit. This, is Svetlana.

    That’s who?

  83. @Svetlana
    I think Kenny just came back to see if we were still around. Clearly he has run off, tail between his legs, again. Out fear no doubt.

    This is SeeBea

  84. lol, trolls trolling trolls.

  85. FlapjacksAreAmazing


    thanks for doing that for me =P

  86. @deliverstehcawk – And yet you try to distinguish yourself from all the trolls on here, but you are one yourself, dear sir.

    Atleast I am a troll with purpose… Let’s say, like the Robin Hood of Trolls. It’s a pleasure doing business with you… :)

  87. I might need to simplify this for you then. Let’s break it down together:

    The phrase “trolls trolling trolls” suggests a homogeneity, uniformity if you will, among the subjects. Therefore it shouldn’t be thought to suggest I am distinguishing myself here– quite the opposite. “…but you are one yourself…” is also stating the obvious as explained above.

    The irony of this all is that the OP is making fun of people that state the obvious and therefore you have become a prime example of the punchline. Good for you.

  88. Damn, I love it when Frodo and his pool become part of the conversation. HAHHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!

  89. The one on the right looks like the thing that always follow pacman ! WIERD

  90. *wierd

  91. *should be “weird”

  92. HAHAHAA has she never played pacman before..?

  93. Obviously she’s played Pacman before or she wouldn’t have recognized it as Pacman. The fucking joke is that she didn’t realize it was intentional.

    These comments are lamer than the posts.

  94. /facepalm

    I had to sign up just to say that no, the joke isn’t that she didn’t realize it was intentional, it is that she has no idea (despite knowing what Pacman is) that there was a theme going on here in which both pancakes were from the game.

  95. Wow peach, you just made a Lamebook on the actual Lamebook site…. pretty sure eveyone that is paying this chic out gets the joke…

  96. UncreativeUsername

    Those are the coolest pancakes ive ever seeeeeeeen!! Melissa’s comment doesn’t matter. All that matters is how amazing those pancakes are.

  97. Caramel_Princess

    It’s okay Melissa. As long as you’re a blonde, we understand your condition of pointing out the obvious, or not recognizing the obvious at all.

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