Monday, October 19, 2009

No One’s Helping Henry

No Ones Helping Henry

previous post: Gurd Luck



  1. Lamebook Commenter

    Amanda FTW.

  2. LMAO!

  3. Get a job so you can buy it instead of stealing it out of your neighbours car?

  4. don’t lie, henry… who REALLY swallowed?

  5. What would prompt you to test your swallowing ability on a flammable liquid?

  6. Dave makes a point. Jonas a don’t think the flammable part worth mentioning.

  7. i’m guessing “gasoline” is a euphemism, in which case the answer is “consider yourself lucky”

  8. No guys, it was total practice.

    I’ve seen it happen.

  9. Kent’s anwer just made my day! So damn funny!

  10. Sure, she could have been practicing (because gasoline tastes so much like jizz), she could have been trying to steal gas from her neighbors car, OR she could have been having a gasoline fight with her husband like the one in Zoolander. At least she didn’t die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

    “That doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak, gasoline fight accident.”

  11. @Vania: I don’t know, I think Erik’s is more win.

  12. Yeah I’ll go with stealing gas from someones car, there can’t be another explanation surely?

  13. Good ole siphoning gas always makes a great story. :)

  14. I love lamebook, and the same people that come back to comment. I have a huge crush on Boz, and I haven’t heard much from Mr. Haiku lately….

    but I will always love Jason…wonder how his lawsuit is going?

  15. That’s gas sickness… fucking idiots.

  16. A friend once did this because we used a water bottle (not the transparent one) to buy gas at a gas station and left the bottle on the table of the living room. He was okay, though he didn’t smoke a cigarette for a long time.
    Kent, FTW without a doubt!

  17. ….kent? as in, kent, ohio?

  18. Haha, Kent ftw!

  19. @morgan

    Crush? Wait, what? Are you a homosexual man? Because I’ve been getting a lot of that recently and I have no idea what to do with it.

  20. @ Julie:

    She only hadn’t died in a freak gasoline fight accident as of this post. There could have been an accident since then, you know.

  21. @Chinchillazilla: Perhaps she’ll get a fountain in her memory.

  22. @Julie: I hope at least she has chiseled abs and stunning features.

  23. Perhaps her husband will be a better Yagoogalizer.

  24. @Boz

    Why do you have to ruin a beautiful thing? Girl loves us

  25. @Boz

    Guys love us too, other Boz. As you would know if you were me. Gay guys keep hitting on me. I don’t mind or anything, I just wish there were more girls.

  26. i’m a girl :)

  27. I love Boz.

    Love from, A Girl.

  28. Love you too baby. Hate that other Boz sometimes, though. Such a homophobe.

  29. This is great. I even have my fan club picking up chicks for me now.

  30. Dawg I ain’t your fan club. You’re not the only person in the world named Barry Purcell

  31. Mmmmm, Barry Purcell.

  32. Aw you guys!

    Look, this love-fest is gratifying, but I’m sure everyone is sick of hearing how great I am. Let them find out for themselves.

  33. I use livejournal in 2009

  34. I guess if you stopped being cheap about using Lamebook to drive traffic to your silly blog, people would mocking you. Myself, I think it’s rather sad that you try to promote yourself on Lamebook.

  35. No love for Bozo.

  36. @Bozo

    You will kindly note that I NEVER posted any links before this started. Thank you.

  37. Boz is right – he didn’t. Because I saw.

  38. i love Boz more. betch let’s fight.

  39. No, I love Boz more!

  40. HEY QUIT IT!

    Let me get some popcorn.

    OK go.


  42. No, I don’t think you are … your grammar and spelling suck, which makes you not as hot as the real Boz.


  44. Chairman Mao, Mr.Haiku, AnnonisGay, Jonas, mccowles, Justin(all 3 of them) need some love too. See how I went in the history books there? Just ask and I’ll give you some too.

  45. Amanda’s right on the money!

  46. Doesn’t matter who I am. This is a fucking comment section on a blog. My name is not exclusive.

  47. This Boz stuff is hilarious

  48. First: I’m on nobody’s side but Lamebook’s. I comment on the posts. Learn it, be it, love it.

    Boz, if your posts here were better, I’d click the link. So far I’m not convinced. When you’re funnier or more interesting I’ll reconsider. Otherwise, I don’t give a shit.

    People who fake-post other people are the luckiest fake-post-people in the world. They were obviously not hugged enough when they were children, and should be put to death after lengthy, expensive trials.

  49. @Mikey

    I don’t care if anyone looks at my site. I just linked that because I thought it would stop the fakes. I didn’t consider that they might actually WANT to advertise my site for me. To be honest, it’s just a standard LiveJournal, funny in places, but really just a bunch of stuff that goes through my head. It’s not going to mean anything to anyone who doesn’t know anything.

  50. You know what, everyone who posts here besides me should be put to death, WITHOUT A TRIAL.

  51. ChocolateSquirrel


    You sound a bit…frustrated. Maybe I’ll use the money I’m apparently not allowed to spend on my trial to get you laid. I’m sure a hooker would have you.

  52. @Boz

    Stop making us look stupid dawg.


    I don’t give a shit either. Stop commenting about me.

  53. Me and my hand tonight.

  54. Really? Is that really the best you can do? For shame.

  55. should shut the hell up.

  56. Where is AnonIsGay? I pine for the anonymity of AnonIsGay.

  57. Get her to barf into your lawn mower and save a few bucks.

  58. Boz is the only one in my heart <33333333333

  59. Speaking as canuck, Bingo, Mr Haiku, anti-Boz (the original) and a bunch of other minor characters, Lamebook comments has officially been ruined and I’ve had enough. See you later. Enjoy your shit sandwich.

  60. maybe he’s talking about like gasolina. like in that one song about gasoline being cum

  61. I’m thinking the reason he went to FB as opposed to a poison hotline is that he wanted his wife to die, so he could find a new woman intelligent enough to get a glass of water when she was thirsty!

  62. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Is Boz the new anon?

  63. All I know is that I love Boz.

  64. Kent wins.

  65. Do not talk about /boz/
    Do NOT talk about /boz/
    We are boz
    boz is legion
    boz can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster

  66. I think Amanda wins.

  67. Rule #34.

  68. Anonisgay = win!

  69. Anyone who swallows petrol clearly isn’t fit and must submit to natural selection

  70. Go to a doctor because gas should NOT be coming out of your dick.

  71. What do you do?
    You say, “If you can swallow gasoline, what makes you so nervous to swallow my c*m?”

  72. What the shit is the “poison control hotline”? As if that fucking exists.

  73. actually that hotline does exist…for people like this

  74. “What the shit is the “poison control hotline”? As if that fucking exists.”

    ok, the site can close now. there’s no way it should continue where there’s people that stupid reading it

  75. ROFLMAO Kent FTW

  76. “Get her to draw up a will and ask her about her funeral arrangements”

  77. See if she can pee out some unleaded.

  78. John Players Standard

    Amanda is right.

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