Monday, May 9, 2011

Nigel Gets Neglected

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18 Comments

  1. If he isn’t trolling, he’s a creep… And possibly a stalker… and also quite possibly mofo

  2. I bet this isn’t the first time he has done that either…
    I know a guy who would do something like that, I think he may be mildly autistic though so he has an excuse.

  3. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  4. I don’t understand why it was a bad idea…

  5. sooo glad this isn’t a fb friend of mine…. would make me so tense just seeing this shit going down :-S

  6. Mandy, do you like me?
    Yes ☐
    No ☐
    Maybe ☐
    Afraid I’ll make a lampshade out of your skin ☑

  7. ^ is the reason why I keep coming back to lamebook.

    People who use ‘leet’ speak as their official language on facebook should be hung on a meathook by their rectum, beaten with cod wrapped in barbed wire whilst listening to Bieber singing the Twilight books.

  8. “You are cool like the moon”

    Oh, for the day I hear those words…

  9. The poor bastard never had any chance to begin with. His name is Nigel, for fuck’s sake.

  10. Well, that is both lame and funny in a horrifying kind of way. What an idiot, though. What he should have done is kept his feeling on the inside and let them fester until he exploded. That’s the way to go.

  11. thickasawhaleommlette

    I bet she’s prick teased him, taken advantage of his good nature, given him enough signals to have him doing her beck and call and now the sad sorry bastard has had a emotional embolism. Shame on you Mandy….

  12. thickasawhaleommlette

    *an

  13. I MUST HAVE AN UPDATE. What did Mandy say??

  14. “I’d rather eat dirt, loser.”

  15. CommentsAtLarge

    “who’s Nigel?”

  16. Hawkbit, I love your laugh… :-)

  17. Nigel, Keith, Lance. The three wost names in history.

  18. *worst

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