Comments on: New Kid on the Chopping Block

By: xBenji65

xBenji65 — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:20:35 +0000

About Carl’s post.. isn’t it stupid of Bret to ask “who the fuck are you and why did you add me” When the answer is already obvious?

By: yaya

yaya — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:18:33 +0000

lol @freezit4 most especially llamas

By: freezit4

freezit4 — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:50:43 +0000

Carl, don’t worry. You still have Sheen and Jimmy. And llamas. And Mrs. Neutron.

>_>
<_<

By: I am not here

I am not here — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 05:07:22 +0000

@A whole bunch of people above (I don’t feel like including all of your names).

The rudeness of “the other kids” is neither Carl’s fault nor his mother’s fault. Carl’s approach is common for students first entering school. Flaming another student because of something his mother says is just ridiculous and juvenile.

By: Blintzel

Blintzel — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:56:58 +0000

@msjessiemeghan
I don’t care how old you are: If you ascribe your mom to the “more funny and entertaining commenters”, then you either have a messed up parental fixation or some really shitty FB friends.

By: yaya

yaya — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:40:56 +0000

“Sweet Boy’s” mom sounds like she attended the Rosanne Barr school of the maternal arts.

Sort of like the episode of Malcomb in the Middle where Malcomb’s mom is there for his first day of HS and reams him about a stain on his pants in front of everyone on the quad. Poor little dude.

By: worst_episode_ever

worst_episode_ever — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:27:27 +0000

this was very, very funny. me like. the mom is obviously retarded, she signs her post -Mom. even though it says her name right there. god, poor carl../

By: Blue Smarties

Blue Smarties — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:59:18 +0000

@spanka: Ha haaa! I almost want kids now, just to embarrass the little beggars every chance I get. Almost. *shudders at the thought*

“Sweet boy”? Poor Carl, but it could have been so much worse… Now, “Sugarnipples” has teenage angst and much bullying written all over it… Mwahahaha!

By: Spanka

Spanka — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:18:54 +0000

@ 67.Vlamenni: that was very funny.

I love to embarrass my kids, I do it all the time. Whats the point of having kids if you cant laugh at them?

By: mackthenice

mackthenice — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:00:57 +0000

Hang on. They still needed to accept him as a friend on facebook. So they just add first and ask who later?

By: princessjuarez

princessjuarez — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 07:16:48 +0000

mary is an idiot. i hate her.

By: dachris

dachris — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:27:47 +0000

Stupid parents. Stop trying to be your kid’s friend and get your own already.

By: NikiK1980

NikiK1980 — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:26:10 +0000

Either the mom is incredibly dumb or just callous. I would NEVER do anything like that to my kid!

By: Leverhundar

Leverhundar — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:45:03 +0000

The whole “NEVER have your mum on FB” is a bit ridiculous. Maybe it’s because I am, you know, an ADULT, I don’t think the fact that your mother loves you is ‘ like ZMG the most totally embarrassing thing evar, lol’
Yes, the problem is with the mother, and not the fucking idiotic bullies.
Having said that, don’t go around and add a whole bunch of people you don’t know.

By: beckyboo

beckyboo — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:06:29 +0000

This is grounds for mom’s removal.

I’ll never understand why Moms on facebook feel the need to publicly embarass their children. I’m glad my mom isn’t like that.

By: gr_on23

gr_on23 — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:26:42 +0000

Fungoid, it very well may be fake for other reasons I don’t care about, but my mother used to sign “Love, Mom” to instant messages and Facebook posts.

By: Vlamenni

Vlamenni — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:22:37 +0000

You know, Fungoid, I really hate people like you.

First, you call everything out as being fake. Even if it is, who cares? It’s still really hilarious.

Second, your name is unoriginal and unfunny. I ran into three Fungoids on my way to the store today. That’s five minutes away!

Third, you watched Malcolm in the Middle.

By: Fungoid

Fungoid — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:52:11 +0000

Fake, for a few reasons.

First, don’t you think all submissions with posts from a kid’s mom that are signed “Mom” are fake? Because Carl doesn’t already know Mary is his Mom, she has to sign it?

Second, all the names are simple, unimaginative, and white: Mary, Carl, Don, Greg, etc.

Third, the entire scenario is from a Malcom in the Middle episode. Though the encounter with his mother happened IRL at the school, and he was nicknamed Stain.

By: Pepijn

Pepijn — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:42:19 +0000

Why do people accept a friendship invitations of someone and only after that start to ask who he is?

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:26:28 +0000

NB: Yeah, I know, don’t point it out.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:26:10 +0000

Aww, I really feel sorry for this kid.

And I don’t know why people think it’s so weird. I think it’s a pretty cool way to get to know people before they start school. It’s a shame kids are so fucking immature.

By: Desolation Row

Desolation Row — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:09:28 +0000

Hahahahahahahahahahaha at Mikaubodom !!!

By: thante

thante — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:58:16 +0000

good thing this is fake, it’d be so sad if it was real; sadder still: being named Carl!

By: hello_nurse

hello_nurse — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:55:52 +0000

#58: I think you read too much into this. Once CJ’s mother was murdered, he left but he came back when he saw fit and he joined back with his “old school of gangstas”. CJ didn’t make new friends when he went back to Grove St. but he had to know people who knew people in San Fierro and all that business. Yes, CJ’s brother’s nickname was “Sweet” but this post has nothing to do with Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. This is clearly just an overbearing, yet loving mother posting on her son’s page. You read waaaay too far into that.

By: dawnofthedeadling

dawnofthedeadling — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:50:17 +0000

That’s not lame, that’s sad.

By: Mikaubodom

Mikaubodom — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:57:57 +0000

This is obviously fake. This is from GTA San Andreas. Carl is Carl Johnson CJ, Sweet is his brother and the mom is dead, that’s why CJ got to the new school of gangstas and made friends there.

By: mistaphill

mistaphill — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:36:55 +0000

hahaa pwned by mom

By: Father Sha

Father Sha — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:30:08 +0000

hehe the poor sod , just at your new school and mommy mocking things up for you. That’s just uncalled for.

My mom is on my facebook but she is pretty cool and if her making lame comments on my facebook enables my friends to be the royal pricks that they are , well then it is for a good cause.

Parents and their cyber concerns , it is nice to feel less out of touch sometimes.

By: Dee-Lite

Dee-Lite — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:22:40 +0000

I think it’s insane for a male between the age of 14 (or whatever age you need to be to be on Facebook) and 30 to have their parents as friends. Otherwise your guy friends can’t be trusted not to be complete wieners.

finally – agreed. Maybe Brett wants some sweet lovin’ from sweet boy.

That nickname will probably get Carl laid before the week is up.

By: nakedsun

nakedsun — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:39:36 +0000

Awww – I laughed but I feel bad for him.
Hopefully he can play it off all cool like and turn the situation around.
I don’t have an issue with my parents on Facebook (thought neither of them are on there) but I would set my privacy levels to a different thing and set guidelines.

And hey – adding people on facebook before starting somewhere is a good idea. It’s easier to break the ice online often.