Wednesday, November 11, 2009




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  1. I hate these.

  2. why are people always posting shit on facebook?!

  3. That came out of her?

    Kind of sick to put on Facebook….

  4. its like i could smell it.

  5. TMI!

    Why do people post this crap on Facebook? I can see her wanting to “document it”, but does that mean you need to share it with everyone? I’m proud that my kids learned to crap in the potty when they did, but I really don’t feel the need to ever revisit that memory with the aid of a picture.

  6. That looks like about 5 curics

  7. It does look like the lockness monster though

  8. That’s a pretty pathetic turd. Now I know that she’s only a small child, but I could do so much better.

  9. I believe the proper spelling is ‘couric’ . . .

  10. Lunch!

  11. God damn it. This is why I have a personal journal to write this shit down. No one wants to see it. Most don’t want to read it. Fucking sick fucks.

  12. @ridiculous

    Frankly, I can’t even imagine anyone wanting to take a picture of their kid’s shit, let ALONE posting it in a public forum. Why does parenthood turn (some) people into such egocentrics? EVERYTHING MY CHILD DOES IS MAGICAL.

    I’d say that they should post this up on STFU Parents, but I really don’t want to have to look at it again.

  13. 295 feet of shit, not bad for a light Sunday brunch!

  14. @Canaduck

    I agree completely.

  15. This is shitty !
    Pun def intended !!!

  16. take a picture, yes cause you are proud. i know i am when my toddler did for the first time. posting it on facebook. not ok.

  17. I don’t understand parents that want to document shit like this (pun not intended). It really baffles me, and grosses me out.

  18. Holy shit.

  19. Your child learning how to shit correctly hardly makes him/her a prodigy.

  20. This is why we need a “Dislike” button!

  21. I see you over at STFU, Parents, too. That’s the first site I thought of when this entry came up. It’s amazing how many moms think it’s okay to take photos of their precious little baby’s crap.

  22. Holy smelly shit Batman…
    Its not like there wont be a billion other shits in the future. Why even train a kid to use a plastic pot, when you are the poor bastard that has to scrub shit out of it? That’s why toilets have water and flush capability.

  23. I love my kids; there’s even a certain excitement that comes with potty training that no parent can deny. But a lot of that excitement comes with knowing that you no longer have to look at the shit in the diapers. I think my children are gorgeous, but I have no desire whatsoever to look at their poo, and even less of an urge to share that image with 450 of my closest friends.

  24. Oh yay! My troll impersonator is back!

    Shit on facebook is not necessary. I don’t care how “proud” you are.

  25. Dear Lamebook:
    Please for fucks sake hurry and get this crap off the front page…thank you

  26. Why do the granola crunching moms feel the need to share pictures of their prodigy’s organic crap?


  27. You know, when our kid did this, we called Grandma and Grandpa and told them the news. That’s it. Because, other than us, they were the only ones who cared. Even if we felt the need to share it via Facebook, we certainly wouldn’t have posted photographic evidence of it. Fucking peasants.

  28. This is nasty! Every parent is happy when Potty training is going well, but WHY take a pic and post it on FB??? Nasty! I don’t want to see your kids poo!!!!

  29. Breeders and their damn fuck trophies.

  30. Alyssa, she hates you now, too.

  31. Well of course she’s going to hate posted it on FACEBOOK for crying out loud…and now its on LAMEBOOK…

  32. it’s*

  33. I was once sitting on the toilet, eating some leftover halloween candy and playing Mario Picross on my Gameboy. If anyone cares, it’s a puzzle game where you fill in (or leave blank) certain squares of a grid to reveal an elaborate picture.

    Anyway, I was getting really into this puzzle (it ended up being a large flower) and I dropped a tootsie roll. I reached down and grabbed it off of the floor immediately, to avoid the 5 second rule. I blew it off without even looking at it and popped it into my mouth.

    At this moment, 2 things crossed my mind. 1) We have a pet rabbit and 2) I did not have a tootsie roll in my mouth.

  34. LOL @34

  35. Is it just me, or, when you read #34, did you think “dropped a tootsie roll’ was a euphemism? It wasn’t until the end of the post that it all (kinda) made sense. I sat here thinking, “If you’re on the toilet, when would you pick your poop up off the floor? And why would you eat it?”

  36. that beats randy’s record. It has to be atleast 100 courics

  37. That’s one year’s worth of crap right there

  38. Is it me, or is that poo not that big? Was the kid constipated or something?

  39. well, to be honest, i’d be kinda proud of one like that too. it sits there quite nicely, compact and bijou. i might even bag it and take it along to ‘lockness’ (@8) to meet the close relatives.

  40. That shit looks like it was the length of her entire intestine!

  41. @molly – you are a freak

  42. Why do people insist of posting pictures of their child’s shit on facebook? Nobody wants to see that. In fact, nobody even cares that your child has taken a shit in the potty apart from you, so why post pictures of it?

  43. FAAAKE! obviously, this is some kind of 3D-rendering!

  44. Who gives a fuck if it’s fake? We’re going to have to rename this site shitbook soon. Enough already.

  45. I can do better than that!!!!!!!!!

  46. coming from a mother who will be proud of their childs first poo in the pot….

    this is gross. no one wants to see your kids poop. or your child smiling posing with said poo. its a proud moment that you, your child and your husband can share with the eachother, the grandparents and the pediatrician. not your whole facebook.

  47. you’re going to have to bury that one

  48. The pedophiles of the world thank this stupid mother. I’m gonna have to check this STFU parents site. Sounds great.

  49. ^ Once again, this is a lamebook FAIL. One would hope that the mother has the photo set so that only friends of hers can see it. In which case, the only real reason it should fall into the possible hands of the pedos is if some moron posts it on an internet site such as this or STFU parents for all to see.

  50. and just while I’m polishing off my soap box, I would like to point out that Lamebook is actually breaching copyright laws – this photo belongs to the poster (who is presumably the owner as they have clicked the rights box on facebook)/facebook (because of their silly small print) and shouldn’t be redistributed without written consent. Unless it can be proved that the poster/facebook have given their permission for republication this is actually pretty damn illegal. Not to mention wrong.

  51. stfu nor’n monkey, about legal shit you know nothing about. the photo was published in the public domain (which facebook is). there is no copyright and lamebook isn’t doing anything wrong by republishing. if you want to hold copyright over your photos, don’t then waive the copyright by uploading it.

  52. @M

    Facepalm. (Unless of course you’re joking. If so, high five)

    @nor’n monkey

    Illegal but not immoral. Feel free to demonstrate what harm has been doing by violating the user’s copyright.

  53. @M

    Facepalm. (Unless of course you’re joking. If so, high five)

    @nor’n monkey

    Illegal but not immoral. Feel free to demonstrate what harm has been done by violating the user’s copyright.

  54. @Inflatable Nerd
    Okay, so the ‘wrong’ was my own opinion! As my personal preference, I don’t particularly want to see this stuff!

    Harm? In this case, ‘harm’ isn’t quite the dictionary definition, rather a legal one.
    I’m pretty sure the mother wouldn’t be particularly happy that the photo that has their child on (face blurred or not) has been put on a public forum for ‘discussion’, and would have a good case for non-intended use. While I personally am not of the ‘Eeeek, there could be pedo’s looking’ school of thought, and don’t think that this image is particularly ‘pedo-fodder’, this mother may well be, and may see this as breaching her rights/safety of her child.

    I work with photo copyright. It’s a sticky business sometimes. The laws are hazy, and not enough people have their rights protected.

  55. Damn. You responded. Now I have to intellectually engage with you.

    I basically agree with you, though I am glad this site exists, and don’t think it should be shut down. I shan’t be starting an internet argument, since I am too lazy to create an argument of coherence. I will say that it’s more of a privacy issue than a copyright one. Copyright infringement is just a useful claim to deal with the larger issue

  56. LOL

    I’m feeling too lazy to continue too… It’s 12.40pm and I’ve been up and fully functioning for 8 hours already.

    I wasn’t suggesting site shuttage, just a little more care with photo postage!

    Made-up words flowing thick and fast. Brain melting into puddle.

  57. I’d hate my mother if she posted this shit on facebook.
    I don’t even have pictures of me on the loo as a baby.

  58. Good. We have clarified our opinions and agree to mostly agree. Doctor Phil would be proud

  59. He certainly would :) His message obviously got through

  60. Stop, stop, stop!
    Why do parents feel the need to post this kind of thing on facebook?
    Seriously, if you have someone who post this kind of shit (don’t mind the pun), then please tell them to stop.

  61. I will NEVER understand why people take pictures of their children in the bath or having a shit. Yeah, maybe it’s a special moment, but it’s not one you would ever be able to display – which is surely why photographs are taken.

  62. That is a big poop!

  63. I just do not understand it. What happens when you have a kid? Does part of your brain get shat out during the birth, and for evermore you think that posting pictures like this is a good idea? For me, it goes a long the same lines as watching women, who are smart and who have successful careers, go goo goo at the sight of a baby. Gathering around the thing like a pack of hungry wolves, reverting to these bumbling idiots with the baby talk and updates on feeding and the frequency and consistency of it’s nappy changes.

  64. Thanks for saying it welshraz. I was kind to all my friends with kids and their poop BS until they started making me feel bad for putting off having children. Sorry, need my brain for a few more years…

  65. No problem, BitterPretty. I was shunned at my last job, called a child hater and all sorts because I didn’t want to hold/look at/talk about other people’s children. And when I dared to say that I may never have children, it was like I had taken a crap on their desk. Horrified would be an understatement.


  67. I just did a shit today, do I have to take a picture and post it online? will I get a pat on the shoulder? FYI everyone should do a shit, unless your kid doen’t have a bumhole (in that case, yes it would be a miracle) there is no need to be proud.

  68. well who ever is using my real name to post obviously knows me so well…
    I actually laughed at the comment “lunch!”
    I didnt even realise it was posted by someone posing as me!
    Boy, I sure am special enough to have my own imposter! I’ve finally started to take over the world!

  69. umm that is disgusting and something you dont post up

  70. Wow congratulations, parents! Your kid can do what most non-retarded kids can do at that age.

  71. I was so glad that the blur was taken away when I clicked “click here to see more”

  72. oh my fucking fuck fuck fuck

    I pressed next page at the bottom of the screen, put some more dinner in my mouth and then the first thing i see while eating is this. I almost vomited.

  73. lmao @wtf

  74. child services called, they said they want the missing kid back

  75. I don’t care how proud of a mother you are… this is gross..

  76. How fucking dare you put something like this up you should be shunned from society you moron.

  77. like anybody needs to see this shit lol

  78. you think you have seen it all – but WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

  79. Ew. We don’t need to SEE the shit. We would have believed it if she had merely told us.

  80. Frankly this is what its all about lady’s and gent’s. Embrace that turd… Its an innocent turd

  81. As a parent of a child I am potty training, I don’t understand this picture on MANY different levels.
    1. Why would you EVER take a picture of your CHILD naked? Isn’t that sort of illegal or something?
    2. While I am proud of my daughter when she makes it in the potty, I don’t feel the urge to save it, treasure it, etc… Flush it, give the kid a sticker and move the fuck on. What would you do with a picture of your kid’s first poop? Pull it out before she goes on her first date? Frame it and put it on the wall of the house? Make a scrapbook??? Seriously people!
    3. Even if you do take a picture of your kid’s first poop in the potty, why post it on facebook for the world to see? EEW!!! And TMI! And embarrassing!

    I feel so bad for this poor little girl because even after she is potty trained, she will still have to be raised by these maniac weirdo parents.

  82. 1.fucking

  83. Oh man, I’ve toilet trained 2 kids and am currently training another-but taking pics of your spawns own spawn in the bowl?
    Just fucking nasty!

    Then you go and post it on Facebook….? Really?


  84. potty chairs are so stupid, yeah, that’s what i wanna do, is have a little toilet next to the one that actually works that i will have to empty later, blech, may as well have your kids use the fucking kitty box, just put them on the fucking regular potty and use the seat adaptor thing and teach them to flush while you’re at it…

  85. [...] it facebook or is it [...]

  86. *gags*

  87. Caramel_Princess

    Oh C’mon! >=/

  88. If you want to document this, knock yourself out, but KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. Just because you take a picture doesn’t mean you have to share it on Facebook.

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