Comments on: Needo Guido

By: RenegadeSoldier

RenegadeSoldier — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:10:26 +0000

Some are dirty, EMO Italian Wiggers and some are plain ole’ dirty, EMO Spic-Aro.

Either way, intellect and cleanliness are not prerequisites to holding such an esteemed title.

By: chingaso

chingaso — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 00:07:27 +0000

So a guido is an italian wigger?

By: pootypoot

pootypoot — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:36:24 +0000

@poopcalculator – As an Italian girl from Joisey, more specifically hailing from…dun dun dun…The Shore, I feel your pain. Passing the time mocking the guidos (and bennies) was part of our everyday routine growing up. And while I no longer live there, it cracks me up to watch people’s reactions here in the NW upon realizing that these kooky caricatures of a region/nationality can and do exist.

By: Spanka

Spanka — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 07:36:32 +0000

jelly FTW. lol.

By: jelly

jelly — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 07:16:37 +0000

Sharon types with a blocked nose

By: livelovelaugh029

livelovelaugh029 — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 01:54:26 +0000

very well put penny lane…

By: lukeish

lukeish — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 01:16:51 +0000

oh, sharon.

By: yall

yall — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:50:44 +0000

OK, what I was wondering is if the Facebook groups were seriously people who are pro Guido or if the groups were facetious.

By: blondie1508

blondie1508 — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:37:16 +0000

Haha @ Penny Lane, I just had a really horrible image thanks to the skin tight orange supersuit comment lol

By: jennybeans

jennybeans — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:08:39 +0000

@42- Let me just say that I have not laughed that hard in a while! Thank you!

By: dracula

dracula — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:58:17 +0000

Just sayin’.

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:52:26 +0000

Dracula, The Truth Pointer!

What does your super suit look like? It’s it skin tight and orange?

By: dracula

dracula — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:50:12 +0000

It doesn’t matter what I’m doing. I’m pointing out truths about your life that you weren’t aware of. Now you are. You’re welcome.

Anyway, fun for these “weirdos” constitutes the relatively normal activities of leaving the house, interacting with their friends, and having sex. Fun for you, the “normal” one, is sitting in front of your computer and looking for petty reasons to make fun of people you’ll never meet. Insecure much?

By: JacksSmirkingRevenge

JacksSmirkingRevenge — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:48:39 +0000

Has no one noticed that Denver is “accepting applications”?? I wonder what that application looks like…

What a douche.

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:45:26 +0000

But Dracula, you call people who post morsels on the internet “ego-starved geeks” while doing the same thing yourself in the form of bemoaning judgment of stereotypes. This is exactly why I cannot imagine you to be real either. So, orange or not, you have something in common with these tangerine weirdos…you are beyond belief.

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:42:52 +0000

Dracula, that was deliberate. Your social intellect is stunning.

SomeRandomChick, I think you are right about Dracula. I do have to say I am married to a man of Italian decent but we live in the west so not only do I not have any of these stereotypical ideas, I still feel like I’m missing some part of a joke!

By: dracula

dracula — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:41:57 +0000

No, SomeRandomChick, I don’t have to be part of a stereotype to think it’s ridiculous that a bunch of ego-starved geeks are bashing them on here, despite them being pretty much harmless.

And yeah, I think people do realize that not every single person of Italian descent dresses that way, but thanks for the reminder.

By: SomeRandomChick

SomeRandomChick — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:37:53 +0000

Looks like Dracula = Guido? I’m thinking so. In any case I hope people realize that these people do not represent that whole. Meaning all Italian Americans. p.s. If you’re orange, have perfectly man-scapped eyebrows, and use at least, if not more then, one bottle of gel a week, you should be lined up and shot. And who the hell are these woman that date them? Quit encouraging this madness! We shall line you up and shoot you too.

By: Spicy Boughner

Spicy Boughner — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:31:14 +0000

Spray tanner and porcupine hair are SEXCI!

By: dracula

dracula — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:30:06 +0000

this

“Dracula, why is “ego” so important? Isn’t ego generally something that has to be gotten over?”

then this

“Secondly, yes, with all my flaws and imperfections I can boldly (and egotistically?) say that I am “better” than east coast oranges.”

love it

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:23:10 +0000

So, poopcalculator, these people are REAL? It’s not just some weird joke?

By: poopcalculator

poopcalculator — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:22:22 +0000

hey don’t knock the guidos! Guidos unite!

Nah, just kidding. As an italian guy from jersey, i’m appalled by this subculture. Or actually, i just don’t give a shit about them.

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:20:05 +0000

You think these people have “social skills”? In what way does having Cheeto orange skin, ridiculous hair and tiny clothing make someone socially skilled? What about their behavior is socially superior?

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:17:33 +0000

Dracula, why is “ego” so important? Isn’t ego generally something that has to be gotten over?

Secondly, yes, with all my flaws and imperfections I can boldly (and egotistically?) say that I am “better” than east coast oranges.

I still, to this day cannot wrap my head around the idea that these people are serious. I still wonder if this isn’t just a huge joke that I don’t get. How can these people walk around looking so supremely ridiculous? They CANNOT be real!

By: dracula

dracula — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:13:38 +0000

and if we’re judging social skills as a form of intelligence, which I think we should, I’d say they may have the edge on some (most?) of you anyway.

By: dracula

dracula — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:12:53 +0000

I’m not defending anyone. I’m wondering why people who need to scrape together tiny shreds of ego by making petty anonymous comments about strangers’ facebooks think they’re any better, for some reason, than people who may not be as smart, but definitely enjoy their lives a lot more than you guys must.

By: Penny Lane

Penny Lane — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:59:54 +0000

Dracula, I am having a dense day/you are being unclear. Are you defending these morons? Or are you being cute?

By: dracula

dracula — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:54:40 +0000

I mean I guess you can pretend you didn’t know what I meant, but why not save the energy and just not comment?

By: NormanEinstein

NormanEinstein — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:49:41 +0000

@dracula: The guidos must sit in front of computers also or they wouldn’t be on facebook. So is their realm the outside world or solitude?

By: Stilton

Stilton — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:35:18 +0000

Luciaarr isn’t a real name is it? Was her dad a pirate?