Dukey, yeah, I googled them after reading this post. Seems there’s a lot of les porn incorporating the ejaculating strap-on. Hmmm, seems kind of weird, but as you mentioned, it must do it for some. I’ll ask my sis what her take on it is.
lmao@Stilton’s comment. And what sort of parent calls their child “Khadijah” ? Is it pronounced similar to Chlamydia? I hope not, imagine the confusion when she goes to the clinic. Chlamydia please. Is there Chlamydia here?
Mecca: ‘I want baby!’
Sabria: ‘You had better get started this year then, if you want the kid to be born in 2011. Or in the first three months of 2011 I guess, but I’m too dumb to realize this.’
Barb: ‘I won’t go down on my lesbian partner Mecca after there’s been a *shudder* PEN!S in her privates! She’ll have to find an alternate method of being impregnated.’
Other dyké: ‘Yes, they make applicators with which you can insert donated sperm.’
Barb: ‘I’m just going to have some guy put it in a cup and pour it on Mecca while she’s on her back with her legs up for ten minutes.’
I think Barbara and Mecca just made me go from bi to straight…TMI. That made me picture that in my head, now I feel so disgusted and dirty, no amount of showering will fix it. I feel like I just lost so much IQ and contracted some STDs these posts..
Apart from the bad spelling, the church one made me laugh. I swear it seems every church I know has food or snacks or whatnot esp. after services are over. Makes me rethink the whole being Catholic thing.