Comments on: My Name’s Mark

By: automaton

automaton — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 13:36:42 +0000

@ 23 – “I like how, after it is pointed out that it is ground zero to Chris, he refers to the construction workers as ‘life-saving’.”

Uhh, that was part of the joke, I think…

By: xxxtheworldsgreatestxxx

xxxtheworldsgreatestxxx — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:02:27 +0000

WTF!!!! that is soooooo….wrong?

By: rugthrow

rugthrow — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 21:59:35 +0000

Hey so this is the real mark, although I can’t really prove that.

This whole deal was pretty funny. One or two remarks were kinda shitty though. Thom is kindof a dick, which is ironic becase fat guys are supposed to be jolly. I wish I charged him more for that ride to richmond st. The house was 2 houses away from the corner, and it was a one way street. I would of had to go all the way around to drop him 20 meters closer- fuck that.

Also, I was really serious in this picture. I don’t think my friends have ever seen me with a serious face. Since telling everyone I broke up with her after the trip I guess it gave new meaning to the picture cause a straight face can look extremely sad given a certain context.

But what the fuck is one supposed to do when posing for a picture in front of ground zero? I guess the obvious choice is laugh.

By: Meyanna

Meyanna — Fri, 21 May 2010 07:49:41 +0000

“Hi, my name’s Meyanna, and I laughed hysterically at this comment thread. That is all.”

By: xskatebakerrx

xskatebakerrx — Sun, 16 May 2010 08:14:12 +0000

Fuckin’ hipsters!

By: WordPress

WordPress — Thu, 06 May 2010 18:15:22 +0000

Lame, indeed!

By: Serial Thriller

Serial Thriller — Wed, 05 May 2010 18:32:48 +0000

First.

By: 5150pacer

5150pacer — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:46:58 +0000

If there’s an opportunity for guys to mercilessly rag one of their buds, they’ll jump on it likes wolves. It’s our way of keeping each other’s egos in check (not necessarily saying Mark has a big ego)

This is just how guys rip on each other.

By: jess.sam

jess.sam — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:50:51 +0000

Hi my names mark and im incredibly tall

By: Franco

Franco — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:18:46 +0000

I love this entry, thanks mark’s friends for the show

By: belle83773

belle83773 — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:04:57 +0000

funniest.one.ever

By: Morrigan

Morrigan — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:30:09 +0000

Aaron blowing right by the break-up remark was good, but it was Chris for the WIN!

By: BellaIsAMan

BellaIsAMan — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:45:58 +0000

Hi I’m Mark,And I would just like to thank everyone for nominating me not only for the “Biggest Douche Since Kevin Federline” But also for ” Biggest Douche At Ground Zero”

I would also like to thank my girlfriend for dumping me and giving me a reason to cut myself again =] I also thank god for giving me my great sense of doucheyness to win these awards!

THANK YOU NEW YORK!

(I had to. Because I wanted to be apart of the fun =3)

By: lamergamer

lamergamer — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:55:34 +0000

I want to shake Aaron’s hand… complete disregard for Mark’s breakup comment… genius

By: Fran

Fran — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:16:12 +0000

#15

Thank fuck for you!

I was getting a bit worried reading all these comments about trivial shit when the lamest thing on there was getting away with it!

October 11th? What a moron!

By: Stumbleupon

Stumbleupon — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:38:10 +0000

I want to be one of marks friend and tell him he’s a sad sad man too… Mark, wanna come and hug my grandmother at a funeral next weekend with your ex girlfriend? no but seriously, I love you fag.

By: ......

...... — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:40:29 +0000

Threadless ftw

By: Marcus

Marcus — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:14:04 +0000

Note to self, avoid this tee from threadless.

By: Semele Pojo

Semele Pojo — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:43:22 +0000

All those douchebag friends and not one commented that he’s been giving blowjobs which blew out the knees of his jeans?

By: Jaco

Jaco — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:10:23 +0000

I’m with notthemessaiah (#89).

Especially this Thom “friend”, judging by his douchy post at #56.

By: Bers

Bers — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:01:42 +0000

Good one, Boz

By: Nicholas

Nicholas — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:15:55 +0000

Jesus, that is so mean. Hilarious, but mean

By: notthemessaiah

notthemessaiah — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:40:46 +0000

Well all I can say is it’s a damned shame that Mark, Fred and Thom weren’t at ground zero on september the eleventh. God damned Fuckwits.

By: awesome

awesome — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 07:51:36 +0000

“hi, my name is awesome, need i say more?”

By: Faust

Faust — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 08:14:47 +0000

I love rainbow people.

By: howard m morse

howard m morse — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:12:08 +0000

hey, im mark, and i need new pants, and im a douchbag

By: Tristan

Tristan — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:03:58 +0000

Hello, my name is Tristan…but you can call me Rico Suave.

By: Cindy

Cindy — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 09:43:05 +0000

Marky you look like you could potentially be cute, pity we cant see your face lol

By: 3D

3D — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 06:58:00 +0000

JONAS FTW!!!!!!

By: 12:51

12:51 — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:32:49 +0000

lol @Boz