Tuesday, December 29, 2009




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  1. Isn’t it touching when low rate fans make a sad tribute to a deceased celebrity, and when they’re that upset over the whole thing that they can’t stand to use the picture of the actual z-list celebrity in question because it’s just all too much emotion… That poor person posting must feel so terrible for losing someone so dear to them that they’d never met and barely knew the name of.

    Well done to Hanna though for not ripping it out of them for the wrong picture thing, I would have in a second. Opportunity missed. And that fail really reaches “epic” on the fail-o-meter.

  2. The first one is brittany spears, who is the second one?

    I didn’t even know who brittany murphy was until she kicked the bucket and was all over the news.

    What was she in again, clueless? Legend indeed….

  3. @Noobie

    Alicia Silverstone, who was the main character in Clueless

  4. Noobie you should be immensely proud of your lack of knowledge. I’m immensely ashamed that I got it right off . . .

  5. so who what is Brittany Murphy known for? Save me the 15 second google search fellow lamebook posters.

  6. I’m going to hate myself for answering this but she played in 8 mile with Eminem and in Just Married with Ashton Kutcher. That’s about all I know.

  7. she was Ty in Clueless. She was in 8 mile, Uptown Girls, she did the voice of Luanne in King of the Hill and Girl, Interrupted

  8. She was Luann on king of the hill

  9. She was also in Sin City & Don’t Say A Word.

  10. The first one isn’t a fail as such, it’s a meme, look up ‘Goodnight sweet prince’ on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

  11. She was the voice of Gloria in Happy Feet too.

  12. and Little Black Book… She was a very good actress.

  13. Just wow to the first one, seriously.

  14. Whoa! Noobie is so amazingly awesome that he doesn’t even know who Alicia silverstone and Brittany Murphy are!! I guess when you are so busy buying the coolest person ever, trivial knowledge isn’t worth your time. Man, noobie. You are the awesomest. Can I be your friend? Maybe some of your unadulerated cool will drip off on me and I can be a quarter of the man you are.

  15. Whoever created these is either a comedy genius or as dumb as a loaf of soggy bread.

    Either way, fricking brilliant work.

  16. The first one is definitely deliberate, it’s an old meme. Far from comedy genius.

  17. The only thing dripping off of you is sarcasm.

    And yes maybe one day you can be as cool as and one quarter the man I am, never give up.

  18. She got nailed from behind by Eminem in a car factory in 8 Mile…if that doesn’t make someone a legend, I don’t know what does.

  19. Sounds like someone wouldn’t mind a bit of Eminem from behind action…
    Noobie how much did it cost you to buy the coolest person ever? Or are you still in negotiations.

  20. Well, I’ll get vomit thrown at me for saying this, but had it indeed been B. Spears who croaked, then it wouldn’t have made any more or less difference to my life than the case of Brittany Murphy. The latter actually did some very fine work in offbeat & indie movies – that never get mentioned – like The Dead Girl, Sidewalks Of New York, The Devil’s Arithmetic and the better-known Girl, Interrupted. At least there was some talent there.

    But Hanna or whoever made that 2nd contribution is just Clueless. (Weak joke, I know, but still relevant.)

  21. She was also in ‘Riding in Cars With Boys’ with Drew Barrymore

  22. She was in Spun too. Fucking awesome movie, and she was great in it.

  23. @ jackanddiane (#21)

    Yes, I thought of mentioning that RICWB too, but needed to trim the message a bit. Not a classic movie imo, but Brittany gave a strong performance there too. Nice username, by the way!

  24. America. The comedy gift that just keeps giving.

  25. Americans will never cease to amaze me… Imagine if they put up Johnny Depp’s picture when they awarded Heath Ledger an Oscar this year… posthumous fail!

  26. I’m actually amazed there are this many people that don’t know this meme by now.

  27. She was brilliant in every movie she was in. I’m going to thoroughly miss seeing her in future films.

  28. @26:

    there’s something rotten in the state of denmark.

  29. @28: google “goodnight sweet prince” and tell me if the first link is about Shakespeare. I think not

  30. @28 ;
    also denmark is a country not a state, so i reckon theres something rotten about your geography.

  31. @30
    Oh dear… Nice failed attempt at what, even if you had a valid point, would still be a petty cheap shot.

    Catch up.

  32. wow maybe do a little research before you post pictures and act sad about someone you dont even know. good job peoples.

  33. seriously. Well, its the thought that counts. A LOT of people died this year =(

  34. I am sorry, but that is just as good as confusing Patrick Swayze with Michael Jackson… :( Not even kudos for trying – this is TERRIBLE!!

  35. @32:

  36. @29:

    google the shire, see if you can find your way home.

  37. alordslums ftw – he just called 29 Frodo! Hee hee! :D

  38. @pomp #10 & #16 – You think because the first one has a caption based on a Shakespeare quote that has become a meme, that it’s somehow not a fail or funny?
    Are you using the braille version of Lamebook to reach this conclusion?

    You and Zephum need to discuss which of you has the least amount of pool.

  39. @Zephum, in your honest opinion, do you really think this person was making a reference to Shakespeare? I mean, you might be right, but I highly doubt it.

    Alicia Silverstone is indeed a legend. She’s been in award winning films such as The Crush, Clueless, The Babysitter, Batman and Robin, etc, etc…

    Oh, you meant Brittany Murphy! Wait, but *scratching head*…now I’m confused.

  40. The meme was originally a shakespeare ‘thing’ kinda. I’m sure he didn’t expect it to become a widely known internet meme though.

    I can just imagine.

    “romeo, romeo were out thow romeo, ive bin waiting on msn for ages biatttch’

    And yes, the spelling errors are indeed intentional…. Me make spelling mistakes? That’s umpossibal.

  41. hehe do i detect a Ralph Wiggum quote there ?

  42. I figured the meme wasn’t known too widely but surely it shouldn’t have taken 20+ posts?? Geez.

  43. I was gutted when Jesse Jackson died earlier this year. His ‘Thriller’ video was brilliant !

  44. I don’t know which is more tragic, the fact that these folks were so devasted by a mid level actress best known for boinking eminem and Ashton Kutcher or that they obviously didn’t even know who the hell she was.


  45. I’m not gonna lie. I have no effing clue who this person is.

  46. poopie – here’s a hint: it’s neither of the two women pictured.

  47. Keyser Soze FTW!!! lmao and agree with #44

  48. Keyser Soze: brilliant!

  49. Welcome to 4chan morons.

    You got trolled.

  50. judgemental , here’s a cookie , go ask your mommy for some hot milk and a snuggie.

    Maybe that will sooth the pain of being a pretentious ugly twat.

  51. Svetlana: ‘judgmental’ is the correct spelling. ‘judgemental’ is incorrect. Both ‘judgment’ and ‘judgement’ are correct spellings of the noun. Look in any dictionary. English is illogical like that.

    I normally wouldn’t take the time to point out such an error, but if you’re trying to correct others, you should at least make sure what you’re stating is correct.

  52. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/judgmental

    Lamebook never fails to make me laugh. If it’s not the posts, it’s the comments. Stupid people trying to be smug is always hilarious. Thanks, Lamebook!

  53. She was actually FUCKING amazing in Girl, Interrupted.
    But still, its so annoying when people just jump on the grief bandwagon even though they obviously have absolutly no idea who the person is/was. They just want to seem caring and nice. Real people die every day and noone gives a flying fuck about that.

  54. I agree Kathleen, you could die painfully today and it wouldn’t bother me a bit.

  55. @ nf4r


    you did say ‘look in any dictionary’

  56. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/judgemental

    They are both correct spellings, just different

  57. I couldn’t remember what Brittany Murphy was in either. But looking on Wikipedia now, I see she was in loads of things. And she was in Clueless. Also, didn’t know she was Luann in King of the Hill, and she was in Murphy Brown, Frasier and Party of Five. And she was in this film called Freeway which was a modern take on Little Red Riding Hood.

  58. You are kidding right?

  59. Svetlana

    You’re as sharp as a sackful of knives, aren’t you? You are degenerate, putrid and execrable. I feel debased just for knowing that you exist. If you aren’t an imbecile, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Please remove that massive stick from your ass and whatever “knowledge” you think is making you superior to everyone else (i.e stop being a bitch.)

  60. @Ilost Nemo,

    Woah! Take a chill pill.

    Svetlana was only giving shit to a troll.

    Lighten up man, don’t take everything so bloody seriously.
    She/I wasn’t having a go at you, only at the idiot saying we all got trolled.

    so Ilostnemo, how about YOU take the stick out of YOUR ass and calm the fuck down.

  61. Oh, Kaoss.. so hypocritical.
    She is constantly insulting people’s grammar abilities. I see it just about every post I read. So excuse me for doing the exact same thing you guys do everyday.
    And no thank you, I’m pretty calm but I can see you’re a bit worked up over my bad-mannered words about your girlfriend.
    Have a wonderful day.

  62. Fucking troll’d

  63. Kudos to IlostNemo.
    Svetlana and all her followers (or is it ‘her bitches’?) why cant you just stick to commenting on the post? Its not a necessity to know every single thing about English to enjoy lamebook. You don’t own the site, so stop acting like you do.

  64. @ IlostNemo, duuuuuude….

    I am not a ‘follower’ of anyone apart from myself on this site. Although I will admit that I laugh at how easily people get riled up over shit. As I have mentioned on previous threads (a huge convo with Father Sha) I was only pointing out that she was giving shit to a troll, (ok, yes it was a literacy based stab at them) and that she indeed was actually correct even after everyone said she wasn’t. And being as though trolls have made allot of regulars leave It’s reasonable to tell them where to go.

    I don’t take anything on this site seriously, I don’t get offended at anything, but I do like pointing out people who are making incorrect assumptions about others. You have every right to have a go at someone (whether they do it or not) but I was purely just mentioning the fact that what she said was in fact correct, and that maybe what you were saying was a bit left field.

    No need to get your knickers in a twist.

    @ wtheyyyy
    The reason I don’t stick to commenting on the post is because it’s generally more fun. I know I don’t ‘own’ this site, and I certainly don’t act as though I do, if you don’t like what I write, then don’t read it. I’m not forcing you to pay attention to what I say…

  65. KOASS

    This being the internet it’s funny how you are “making an incorrect assumption” about me being a man. Anyways, I guess we could continue this internet dispute, but I am finished.
    Maybe I did make some incorrect accusations about Svetlana, but it’s irritating seeing people focus on the spelling errors in the comments instead on focusing on the humor in the thread.
    That’s just me though.
    Have a nice day.

  66. Actually, I made no assumption on your gender, I was using the term ‘dude’ as a generic one. I see you seemed to miss my comment about not getting your knickers in a twist? So, I have made an assumption that you’re a man that wears ladies underwear? Ahhh, no. And we/I do see the humour in the threads, however it’s sometimes funny to see/read people getting riled up over little things. I am not one to correct random people unless they deserve it, but if it wasn’t their spelling that we were mocking it would be something else. I was just bringing all the issues up that people like you actually take comments seriously, like what svetlana said. I am not angry, nor am I annoyed at your comments, I am simply just pointing out things that others have done/said.


  67. I don’t think this is fail, i think this was made on purpose.

    posting good night sweet prince + a recently dead star photo + wrong name is an often joke on 4chan

  68. There are far too many posts made on this website that are just /b/ memes.
    It’s not funny to post it because it really just looks like you don’t know what it is.
    It’s not people’s stupidity, they are made on purpose.

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