Comments on: Moronic Monday

By: monkeydoodle

monkeydoodle — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 00:01:50 +0000

I hope Andre’s a Newfie. Then it might make sense.

By: maddywoo

maddywoo — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 12:49:19 +0000

last one: Pot, meet kettle. You match each other in weight.

By: omgwtf123

omgwtf123 — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:49:02 +0000

sarre and ria_rokz – you guys can’t be serious, can you?! it’s not that the “i” looks like a “j”! that’s how the “i” looks in that typeface. the messed up part of the tattoo is that there is an added “A” before that “i”!!!!! CANADAIAN makes no sense. this is exactly why people think CANADIANS are retarded. thanks a lot.

By: ria_rokz

ria_rokz — Fri, 14 May 2010 04:00:10 +0000

I must agree with Vanzie101. I am a Canadian. We don’t pronounce Canadian with a j, not even a j that doesn’t even sound like j. Phillip and Terrence are poor examples of the Canadian “accent”, if one even exists.

I have sent a letter to the Prime Minister asking him to kick Andre and his stuiped (ha ha… that was fun!) tattoo artist out of the country.

By: Vanzie101

Vanzie101 — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 01:10:20 +0000

@ Sarre – I think I am forced to disagree with you .. I think they just can’t spell. I have never heard a canadian spell it wrong on purpose. This guy could just be an idiot

By: Sarre

Sarre — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:04:08 +0000

I realise I’m super late to the party here, but I just had to make a comment. The tattoo? I think it’s supposed to be like that. I think the “i” is actually a “j” (considering it’s in script), which would make it a play on the Canadian accent. “Canadajan, eh?” Considering the Canadian sense of humour (self-mockery), I would consider this a possibility.

By: Its the fucking Beatles

Its the fucking Beatles — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:54:13 +0000

And it’s also past tense for spell dumbshit. Look it up in an ENGLISH dictionary sometime.

By: wh0wuldube

wh0wuldube — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:00:23 +0000

Spelt is a type of wheat you dumbshit.

By: Kieren

Kieren — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:07:21 +0000

SPELT and SPELLED are two variants of SPELL. SPELT being past-tense.

By: TinyEric

TinyEric — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 10:12:22 +0000

Hmmm, last time I checked SPELT is a word! Being English, it is the way the Brits spell spelled. FYI.

By: pinklobotomy

pinklobotomy — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:52:35 +0000

Yeah, too bad SPELT isn’t a f*cking word =\ you’re hella stupit.

By: Its the fucking Beatles

Its the fucking Beatles — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:13:10 +0000

*Oxycotin (please tell me I spelt this right, I don’t want to be hanged, drawn and quartered by the Grammar Police).

By: Its the fucking Beatles

Its the fucking Beatles — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:11:52 +0000

Way to go nurse bitch, slagging off patients’ husbands on Facebook. She needs to take that broomstick out of her arse.

Don’t they call Oxycontin Hillybilly Heroine?

By: MyJobIsTheSuck

MyJobIsTheSuck — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:37:24 +0000

hahaha oxycotin for acne… that would be hilarious.

By: Rockerchick88

Rockerchick88 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:19:36 +0000

It’s so simple, really. If you’re typing it on the net then Google is right at your fingertips… For f**k sakes, why don’t people use it!? Typos I can understand… Spelling errors: sorry, there really is no excuse…

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:18:28 +0000

And I thought you had a sense of humour mc.

By: Rockerchick88

Rockerchick88 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:17:57 +0000

hey, if they’re going to write it, they should at least be able to spell it. ESPECIALLY if it’s their first language! Just my opinion. Writing is essential in life and business, you look unprofessional if you can’t spell at work. You look like a complete ass if you write an insult about someone and can’t even spell it correctly.

Calling someone stupid while making spelling errors really does make that person look like a complete idiot (or completely “stuiped” haha)

By: Johnkong

Johnkong — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:57:52 +0000

Let’s assume a person is “stupeid” just because they can’t spell! yay!

By: mcowles

mcowles — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:47:09 +0000

@word

I’m pretty sure there would be bigger issues if I went around asking teenagers for advice about my weeping member.

Unless “teenager” means “18+”.

Barely legal = barely not going to jail.

By: malteaser

malteaser — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:26:12 +0000

lol

By: Peach

Peach — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:26:55 +0000

I wish they did give you Oxycontin for acne – four of those tablets and you feel completely stoned.

I had it recently after surgery – it was warm and floaty XD

By: beckyboo

beckyboo — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:48:39 +0000

So much stupid in one place, my brain hurts.

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:19:31 +0000

mc yes, there are some dumb people masquerading as professionals in many industries including health, and maybe Sydney is one of them, so God help the patients if she is. More disturbing is your story… sexual health ain’t my speciality, but the stupidity of those nurses you spoke to is shocking.
I’m sure they teach that shit at school mc, so I suggest the next time you want some advice about your weeping member, go ask a teenager.

By: Soup

Soup — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:48:22 +0000

Touche, mcowles. The rotten cock does have its upside: I like to use it as the center piece in my stage show Horn Of Plenty.

By: Bucky Fellini

Bucky Fellini — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:28:41 +0000

Thanks to Lamebook, the English speaking world now has new ways to spell both “retart” and “stuiped”. Who says you can’t get learn-ed on the internetz!

And Mcowles, I agree with the nurse thing. The girl I’m seeing is studying to be a nurse and she finds that some of the people in her college classes are ill-prepared to write any sort of test or do any sort of reading/studying. “I thought we’d, like, just be caring for people and stuff! What’s with all these medical terms!”

By: mcowles

mcowles — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:26:18 +0000

Soup’s genitals are so diseased, he actually gave his underwear herpes.

Soup has so many STDs, he no longer needs to stuff socks down there, to make women think he has an adequate package.

Soup has had so many STDs, that a new strain of herpes won’t go near him, as it’s afraid it might catch something.

Soup has so many STDs, that he has to call people that he bumps into on the subway, to warn them that they might be infected.

Soup has so many STDs, that his semen leaves a foul taste in my mouth… and stains my shirt.

Is that enough? haha.

By: Soup

Soup — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:58:09 +0000

Nice try mcowles, but we don’t believe you. If STD’s could talk, your crotch would sound like a Tourett’s convention.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:19:34 +0000

oh, btw… I do not now (nor have I ever) had an STD. We were at a dinner party with the nurse. We weren’t getting any ointment or penicillin shots or anything, haha.

By: mcowles

mcowles — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:18:23 +0000

@wordpervert and kathleen

I’ve known some “stuipid” nurses before. One nurse honestly thought that you couldn’t get pregnant, if he “pulled out”. I brought my cousin to her for a morning after pill and she said “well, did he pull out?” and my cousin said yes, so the nurse said “well, did it feel like any got inside you anyway?”. I interrupted and said yes and elbowed my cousin. We got the pill and quickly walked out.

Another nurse had a heated discussion with me and my ex-wife in which she claimed that only women could get STDs from straight sex, since they were the ones “receiving” all of the fluids. She stated that if any man had an STD, then he had experimented in homosexual sex. She was 100% serious. She was also Australian, if that matters, haha.

Therefore, I don’t automatically assume that Sydney is not a nurse.

By: kathleen

kathleen — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:37:52 +0000

@ wordpevert

Im also a nurse! And yes, i am also sceptical- considering the amount of tests and interviews i had to attend to even allow me to get onto a nursing course at university, i highly doubt that she is actually a nurse…God helps us all if she is.