I don’t play many videogames, but I’ve known two girls who were really smoking hot nerdy chicks who play Warcraft. And I’m pretty sure they banged a few Warcraft dudes (presumably the few with reasonable hygiene). I’m just saying, leave the nerds alone Daniel. They get theirs. I’m told band geeks get plenty of trim, too.
You just have to be careful about typos with that sort of thing. A few missed keystrokes on the syllabus, and all of a sudden you’re running absinthe-only sex education, and the only reason anybody stops screwing is to run away from the armies of giant, marauding pink elephants.
I am going to go out on a limb here and say Daniel might know what he’s on about. He probably just got laid after getting rid of his WOW account and figures since he’s experienced it, he’s a good authority on the link between playing WOW and staying a virgin.
I’ve been reading Lamebook for a LONG time, but I just had to sign up to say something.
What Daniel said about WoW was submitted to bash.org by my friend Josh ages ago. I’m not saying that Josh made it up, though he claims he did, but Daniel definitely didn’t. In fact, it looks like he copied-and-pasted it directly from the site.
What is it with people that can’t spell? I understand and can even forgive small mistakes cause you’re typing quickly, I can also forgive screwing up there, they’re and their or too and to or your and you’re. (Unless you spell too as two, then you can get fucked).Honestly though, turn on your fucking spell check and when that red squiggly line appears heed its advice and correct your spelling before you look like some grade two drop out.
I play WoW from time to time (and I’m serious, maybe once a month, when my friends ask me to.) and I still have a steady girlfriend, and get the pinuch at least once a week. I think it has to do with other factors, maybe WoW broadens them.
I have come to find that short of egregious issues ie; bursting puss filled boils, rotting limbs falling off or wearing checkered shirts, you can, and will get laid eventually. Michael Cera has hailed in an era of gamer/geek/bumbling idiot love. Hopefully it will pass.