Comments on: More Rough Relationships

By: Jet320

Jet320 — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:09:13 +0000

Randall’s “I’m in!” has got to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Perfect timing,lol

By: rael

rael — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:35:36 +0000

I’ll attemped my own translation of Ganz.

I believe instead of idiocy it is actually a very interesting and hard to crack code, possibly used by M15 operatives.

“I talk u say girls no dey pay.. make u comot for der”

Using the rudamentry form of HBE (Half Baked English) and cross referencing with the RLS (Retarded Liguistics Society) i have established it is something like:

“I’ll meet to you at the place the girls don’t pay.. if not, i’ll make you come there”

“I tell you girls know how to play to make you commit”

Given the complexity of this code, i’m undecided which, if either, is correct.

By: waltheof

waltheof — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:58:58 +0000

Reading Lamebook now for a few months… some people are so fucking thick it makes me cry.

By: dietpillpyramidscheme

dietpillpyramidscheme — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:53:05 +0000

Profesh, nice.

I actually quite like Dane’s comment. Simple, bitter, but well put.

By: SeeBea

SeeBea — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:36:55 +0000

Jasmine FTW

By: tiny salmon

tiny salmon — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 07:44:27 +0000

SuperLOL at Jasmine!

By: Profesh

Profesh — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:17:05 +0000

Muna’s comment should read, “No, 1° is an angle.” It’s an acute observation, albeit obtusely phrased.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 13:02:29 +0000

Lamebook, where every post ends with an orgasm or your money back.

By: EmKitteh

EmKitteh — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:29:05 +0000

@Soup

Glad I could help you out there.

By: Soup

Soup — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 07:54:32 +0000

@EmKitteh

I came.

By: jae7

jae7 — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 05:56:02 +0000

Ganz is using Nigerian Pidgin

By: EmKitteh

EmKitteh — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 05:09:33 +0000

To those saying a man can’t be raped by a woman, there are lots of ways a woman can rape a man. She could penetrate him digitally or with an object, or she could coerce him into having sex using threats (just because you’re scared doesn’t mean you can’t have a boner at the same time), or if she could somehow convince him that she was someone else in order to get him to have sex with her, that would also be rape.

I will leave you with a quote from my (female) Criminal Law lecturer, responding to a student’s question of whether a woman could rape a man:

“Honey, you don’t think I could rape you?”

By: jessifulify

jessifulify — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 04:36:24 +0000

Does anyone understand the whole thing between Miz and Kapilash?

By: MyJobIsTheSuck

MyJobIsTheSuck — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:55:30 +0000

I never understood the whole air the cheaters out on facebook thing… all these people are accomplishing is giving their desperate friends a chance. “Oh, Julia is a slut? I have a chance!”

By: nashntth

nashntth — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:33:47 +0000

“I talk u say girls no dey pay..make u comot for der.” WTF?????

By: nashntth

nashntth — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:28:58 +0000

Cheaters being outted on Facebook, in front of all of their friends, makes me happy.

By: Gogloplex

Gogloplex — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:43:16 +0000

LOL Jasmines last comment was the funniest thing i’ve heard on LameBook in awhile

By: blackadder

blackadder — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:23:24 +0000

I want the frontals … this jasmine chick seems fun … wouldn’t mind her frontals too …

By: ametan

ametan — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:13:49 +0000

I want to be friends with Majeed.

By: Cossette729

Cossette729 — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:09:00 +0000

Here’s an “advise” for Majeed:
If the female person you’re dating is a cheater and a rapist, she is NOT a lady.

By: Desolation Row

Desolation Row — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:59:49 +0000

I understand …But I didn’t mean that. I meant the sexual fantasy.

By: WOG

WOG — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:36:01 +0000

@30

Because it’s rape?

By: Desolation Row

Desolation Row — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:27:57 +0000

What kind of guy gets mad about being raped a woman?

By: katiewatie

katiewatie — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:16:46 +0000

I love how in Muna’s world it’s ok to date your rapist.

I think Ganz is saying: Being with girls doesn’t pay (i.e. you get nothing out of it) – they make you commit to them.

By: lamebookpro

lamebookpro — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:15:05 +0000

@BritishHobo you’re not gonna think that’s so funny 6 months from now….boom tshhhhhh

Ganz said “this is some of the best fuckin’ heroin eva yo. pass the dutchie”

By: Piranhafem

Piranhafem — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:14:55 +0000

Chucho made me LOL!

By: Soup

Soup — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:14:20 +0000

Yeah, I think Julia is Australian. It’s like Smarch 40th over there.

By: GeezMom

GeezMom — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:00:50 +0000

Maybe it’s March already in Julia’s world.

By: soe13

soe13 — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:59:50 +0000

hahaha ganz is speaking pidgin english , he said: I told you before, girls arn’t worth it. get out of the relationship.

Majeed just looks like he used Dictionary.com translator…

By: GeezMom

GeezMom — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:59:15 +0000

Ah … I see bolly has made an attempt.