Comments on: More PhoDOHs

By: nyc_chick

nyc_chick — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:46:54 +0000

@Pearls- Ohhhhhh, Agreed!! AGREED!!! I really, REALLY, REALLY WISH I could UN-SEE THAT… it should have a “NSFW” tag on it, no- it should have a “NSFAE”: “Not Suitable for Anyone’s Eyes” tag.

By: pearls-before-swine

pearls-before-swine — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 13:52:43 +0000

That cake is the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen.

By: Hell OKitty

Hell OKitty — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:22:26 +0000

The creativity and effort behind that cake is probably what makes it so most incredibly gross. It actually looks tasty, which makes me wanna eat it, yet i have a feeling that i’d puke all over the place if i tried… o_o

By: Milo

Milo — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:11:21 +0000

Oh, I looked at it as Moose and Goose, but duck and buck makes more sense. Still not sure of the lame – maybe it’s the mossy comment. Or that the guy is actually a vegetarian.

By: casstasstic

casstasstic — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:01:05 +0000

Haha. Sprinklepubes.

By: Mhn77

Mhn77 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:45:40 +0000

Jaundice or not, who thinks a tanning bed is a good place to put a baby? It might be stable but not very wide in my opinion.

Anyway, going for lunch. In the mood for some cake….

By: padme

padme — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:48:53 +0000

I’d eat that cake, it looks good.

By: Rockerchick88

Rockerchick88 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:41:49 +0000

@59, wait, what?

By: Rockerchick88

Rockerchick88 — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:40:49 +0000

gawd. ew. that cake has put me off my lunch why why why… vag cake i can understand as a joke cake for someone’s birthday… menstruating vag cake… not so much. *puke*

By: mastermid

mastermid — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:11:25 +0000

LoL
I don’t know who uploaded it from my wall but the comments made me laugh.

The cake was awesome it was chocolate with swedish berry in the center. The tampon was made of sugar! Betty Crocker had no clue that her cake mix was going to be used for this.

LOL

By: ix-rated

ix-rated — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:07:43 +0000

nice work with the details on the cake especially the tampon. Wow. Just wow. LOL

By: nashntth

nashntth — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:03:40 +0000

I baked a penis cake for my pseudo faux step sister-in-law’s bachelorette party. Her financee wouldn’t have any. lol Maybe the cake is for a party.

By: gwang

gwang — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:53:56 +0000

The cake… is it a bear? I can’t tell what it is, someone please let me know!!

So is it safe to assume that Ben has gone black, and will never go back?

By: Zoned

Zoned — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:35:58 +0000

LOL Tampon Tart, you rule Cassie.

By: Cassie

Cassie — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:31:03 +0000

Yea the benefit of the doubt would be comfortable for the parent. And I assume pic #2 is just a lame joke and that the sunbed is off.

But in general, from the kids’ viewpoint, I’d say better to be doubting a parent once too often, rather than silently, unwittingly accepting child abuse because you’re too scared of being wrong.

Pic #1 is so offputting it’s brilliant. “Can you see what it is?” No, i think I need some pointers. A Choc Chuff? Bloody Brioche? Clunge Cake? Period Pie? Tampon Tart? Menstruation Munch? Pussy Pudding? Drop-Stop Dessert? Twatty Treat? Good-good Gateaux? Baked Beaver? Snatch Sponge? Chill-your-bush Cherry Cake? Aaagh getting too involved!

By: Chewbacca shagger

Chewbacca shagger — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:53:44 +0000

I’m a pastrychef and we are always getting people trying to order these kinds of cakes. I did a few when i was 18 but now we just flat refuse. A boob cake sometimes maybe but no dicks and no pussys. BTW, they must have forgotten what a vagina looks like.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:01:04 +0000

You know how people often say that people should have to pass a test before having a kid, to stop the fucking idiots of the world reproducing? Well, I think, if Lamebook has taught us anything in the past year, it’s that we need to add cameras and tattoos to that list.

By: malteaser

malteaser — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:43:18 +0000

lol!

By: omglulu57

omglulu57 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:39:34 +0000

I don’t know, i think number 1 is actually pretty impressive, esp since it looks like the tampon is edible.

Number two is also eh.

I think the grossest is number 3; not because the idiot redneck tattooed corporate symbols on his back to illustrate how rugged he is, but back cleavage = ew.

Overall a pretty meh post I think.

By: beckyboo

beckyboo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:25:51 +0000

I will never eat cake again. *puke*

By: vj

vj — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:12:47 +0000

Come on guys, stop hating on pic 1, that’s probably the closest to pussy Ben’s ever gonna get.

By: JacksSmirkingRevenge

JacksSmirkingRevenge — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:44:05 +0000

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little at the first one.

By: sparky

sparky — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:57:22 +0000

as a nurse i’m kind of surprised that a jaundiced baby would be sent home for treatment, but different places have different treatment protocols. the babies i’ve seen treated for jaundice have been treated in hospital, in diapers with eye protection (the lights can seriously damage their vision) in a little bed with the lights positioned right above them. not a tanning bed, and definitely not an adult sized one! the baby in this pic is not wearing eye protection and is not positioned correctly in relation to the light, it’s not treatment for jaundice.

By: littlelolita

littlelolita — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:54:17 +0000

Uhhhh….the tanning bed isn’t on. And based on the fact that baby’s aren’t allowed in tanning salons I’m going to guess that the mother OWNS this tanning bed. If she owns a tanning bed I’d also assume she has some workout equipment (but who knows), maybe she’s working out while her baby sleeps. I think everyone is being a little over dramatic. If her baby was actually tanning in a tanning bed, she would be wearing only a diaper, and there wouldn’t be a blanket underneath, she would have goggles on, and would probably have a triple bronzer lotion bottle next to her. I think it’s safe to say the baby is just sleeping on the tanning bed that ISN’T turned on.

By: mb

mb — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:39:39 +0000

That baby doesn’t look jaundice to me and even if she was this isn’t what the UV treatment looks like – she would have less clothing on and the UV lights in the hospital generally don’t look like a sunbed.

By: GeezMom

GeezMom — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:32:49 +0000

Tons of babies have jaundice. Most of them go home. Hospital usually have a certain criteria the baby must meet, and it varies from hospital to hospital. But simply having jaundice isn’t necessarily a hospital sentence. Some babies aren’t even born in hospitals. The picture was most likely just a funny, like others said. But it’s feasible that it could have to do with jaundice.

By: Addrienne

Addrienne — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:25:38 +0000

Actually, kgurr, you don’t know what you are talking about. My daughter had jaundice. They sent her home. Told me to give her lots of sunlight. They also had another company come and install a miniature tanning bed for my daughter to lay in, several times a day. She had a suit that she had to wear with it. So the fact that the baby has clothes on in the picture really doesn’t make a difference. But yes, it was a small tanning bed. Intended for children with jaundice. Not all babies have to stay at the hospital. Might want to do your research before you say something on a public forum.

By: kgurr

kgurr — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:06:17 +0000

if the baby had a high bilirubin it would be kept in the hospital and treated there until it was safe for the baby to go home. they wouldnt let a mother put her newborn in a tanning bed at home to deal with it.

By: mush

mush — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:00:22 +0000

I bet that baby has high bilirubin levels & needs “sunlight”. In other words, the baby almost has Jaundice.

By: bettyboop2010

bettyboop2010 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:59:27 +0000

I’ll be making that vag cake for my daughters sweet 16 party! “Yay honey, you’re a woman now”