Comments on: More Fantastic Fans

By: electrcguy

electrcguy — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 05:50:38 +0000

spammers suck

By: malteaser

malteaser — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:03:11 +0000

lol

By: dietpillpyramidscheme

dietpillpyramidscheme — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:54:12 +0000

I used to have pants with elasticised holes in the pockets. With the right pair of boxers, readjusting yourself discreetly was a dream!
…these pants also made it hypothetically possible to have your penis in your pocket; if that took your fancy, for whatever perverse reason.

By: wordpervert

wordpervert — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 06:31:07 +0000

Mikey, remove the middle man. Make holes in your pockets in order to gain direct access.
Actually, I thought holes in trouser pockets for that specific purpose was the rule rather than the exception for you blokes?

By: RingingInMyHead

RingingInMyHead — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:24:30 +0000

I don’t think I want a condom that melts anywhere.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:52:50 +0000

Opinions and shit like that.

By: BritishHobo

BritishHobo — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:52:29 +0000

@BritishHobette: You know, we’re quite similar in some ways.

By: vj

vj — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 23:37:47 +0000

The COD one is one of the funniest I’ve seen here!

By: Walter Sobchak

Walter Sobchak — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:44:29 +0000

Call of Duty. I think. It’s a first person shoot em game where all the little sperms try to be the first to kill the other. The sperms with poor swimming skills, slow reaction time, or laggy connection are the first to die.

By: intelligence

intelligence — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:40:46 +0000

belle83773: COD = Call of Duty, a video game.

By: Walter Sobchak

Walter Sobchak — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:38:51 +0000

“First!!!”

That’s what they say, you know? When they break through all the defenses. Weave around the condom wall. Swim upstream in an unhospitable environment for a week. They couldn’t care less that you sigh a breath of relief every time your wife coils in pain and bleeds. They don’t care if you want them to fail.

Exhausted, they excitedly yell it out….”First!”

By: belle83773

belle83773 — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:17:45 +0000

what is COD

By: Bone

Bone — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:34:46 +0000

Morgan’s cracked me up.

By: Soup

Soup — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:16:00 +0000

Indeed. Have a good weekend.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:12:48 +0000

Your too much Soup. As always a pleasure, but I need a pillow and my bed. I’d ask you to join, but three’s a crowd… at least to night.

By: Soup

Soup — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:05:31 +0000

Thank you. Anytime they travel, it’s a happy time. Sure, I might be crying, but that has nothing to do with the loneliness.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:44:57 +0000

That’s a scary thought, not sure how to take that. Umm, happy traveling?

By: Soup

Soup — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:34:38 +0000

I’m not a fan of the taste of Goldschlager, that’s why I inject it. Believe me, my swimmers essentially train in a Klein bottle. They’re traveling nonstop.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:27:57 +0000

That kinda goes against the motto “Make Love Not War”, leave the fighting to the German’s. Go have some Goldschlager and take the Phelps’s for a swim.

By: Soup

Soup — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:16:29 +0000

eenerbl, it truly is amazing. I get to be both a lover and a fighter.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:09:42 +0000

The wonders of the human body Soup, the wonders. It’s always nice knowing that you have reserves. More soldiers per say. lol!

By: Soup

Soup — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 06:48:51 +0000

That’s the beauty of my system! I can share them like candy. Those little bastards are like Russian soldiers, no matter how many of them I send into the breech, there’s always another battalion waiting in the wings.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 06:33:14 +0000

That was funny Soup, take care of those gold metals! Congratulations on your winnings.

By: Soup

Soup — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:55:47 +0000

I figure it’s never to early to instill some self esteem. Sure, it’s like the Special Olympics in there, but after injecting some Goldschlager into my testes, everyone’s a winner.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:37:59 +0000

That was directed to the Michael Phelps reference. I’m not sure I buy into your little swimmers bearing gold metals.

By: Soup

Soup — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 05:12:03 +0000

What? I’m just declaring my love of how accommodating women can be.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:14:19 +0000

Oh Jeez…

By: Soup

Soup — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:30:28 +0000

After I tickle their uvula, the harlots don’t even mind that I shoot my wad of microscopic Michael Phelpses down their gullet.

By: eenerbl

eenerbl — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:56:22 +0000

Me too Anna, me too.

I’m digging the Maxwell House Soup!

By: Shihaby

Shihaby — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:37:36 +0000

The condoms one is around 10 years old, that’s why they don’t have the “I’m lovin’ it” slogan…