I would rather see someone with a tatt that they have got for themselves that means something to them than some douche who gets barbed wire with a skull on his bicep to impress… well i’m not actually sure who that would impress but you get my point.
When I first read it I honest to god thought it said “I Will Not Fart”. Shortly after that I read a comment on how it meant something important to him, for a brief period of time I was very worried about this guy.
Well at least anyone dating him will know in advance that he likes looking at himself in the mirror a whole bunch.
That said, his caption was legible and spelled correctly for the most part (‘apostrophe non-usage’ – meh, big deal). And I don’t mind his sentiments on why he got it done – he thought about it for two years, good for him – it means something to him. Kudos to the tat artist for getting it right too.
I don’t see anything lame about this one…
I am a fan of tatts, I have 5 myself, all of them are for me, no one else. The fact that he thinks highly of success is nothing to be laughed at, I have a tatt that is my own version of inspiration to a degree, and I fail to see how getting something backwards or upside down so it’s easily read by the wearer is a bad idea. Better than having “such is life” tattooed across your stomach!!!
(my fellow aussie lamesters will know what I’m talking about)
KAOSS & cool username: I saw that too, lol.
And jacybee, Calcal thought it said “fart” too.
I’d also like to see what it ACTUALLY looks like normally – not in the mirror. If it were more legible, it could maybe be read backwards easily, when other people see it. But it’s overdone, so it’s hard to read even when in the mirror, lol!
Also the camera/phone is low quality so it looks like shit, then again he could have a botched tatt. But me thinky it’s just a poor photo of a reasonable tatt. But then again I am comparing this tattoo to the REALLY terrible ones I’ve seen.
Not really Lamebooky. This tattoo is not any lamer than any other. Who knows why people choose to do it. As many reasons as there are people getting them I suppose. I’ve enough real scars. I don’t need to add more. This is SeeBea.
@ SeeBea – I have a tattoo of a barcode on the back of my neck, just below my hair. It’s not visible when my hair hangs down, but when I take it up and pair it with an evening dress, it’s quite a shocker, but it looks gorgeous.
The reason for the barcode? I was issued as a one of a kind. I wasn’t born. One last thing. KennyChen is a Douche.
Definitely lame. If he wanted a tat that he could always read, then why put it on his chest? Maybe he could have had it done upside down, and all he’d have to do was look down to read it. But then that would be lame too.
He’ll just be spending the rest of his life saying, “Get a mirror so I can explain my tat to you…”
I also have a text tattoo on my chest/collarbone so i dont think it is lame , the backwards thing is a bit dodgy to be honest … But maybe he likes the attention this will get him … it’s an easy way to start talking to people at the beach i suppose …
Who knows what he went through that made him put this on his chest
Or maybe he’s juste a attention whoring douche , that remains to be seen.
I will admit, the barcode might not be original, but my explanation as to why I have it is. Atleast there is no misconception as to what it is, as with Forrest Gump’s “I win, not fail” which is actually I will not fail. If you wanna be an original Douche, do it in a legible font so we can mock you for the right reasons.
I have a tattoo running down my spine, cursive french script, it says something in latin that means something to me, and only me (although others may be able to relate to it if I told them what it was)
Just because I have a tattoo down my spine and you can see part of it sometimes depending on the top I’m wearing, Doesn’t mean that I tell you what it actually means when you ask… makes me laugh how gullible people are…
them: “oh, wow, like your tatt, what’s it say”
me: “it’s latin for ‘you’re a douchebag” or “it says “if you want to know, learn latin”
PS – Can I check something? What did being in the army have to do with him not getting his tattoo in the army? Every single soldier I know has got a tattoo. Is he in a weird tat-banning guerilla off-shoot?
I believe he means that his reason for getting a tattoo was not due to the fact he’s in the army (as you’ve said, many soldiers have tattoos) rather it was something he wanted before that and is not relevant to his soldier status.
A bar code tattoo yum…kind of smacks a little Orwell or Heinlein. I’ve got a scar in my blind right eye, and scars across both forearms, and a scar on my left hand from a burn, and a scar over my left eye left eyebrow. I think you shut KennyChen down. I’ve not seen him since.
I don’t “hate” deer. I just could not care less if people kill them and I they do understand why
This is Seebea
@ SeeBea… I LOVE Scars! Yum! Okay but just tell me, if I may, how did you get the blind eye, and how’d you get the other scars? If you don’t feel comfortable to tell me, I’ll understand.
About KennyChen, the stupid Douche did rear his ugly little head again. I politely told him off, again. Actually, the last post that I made is still visible. Read through the threads, I couldn’t remember which was which, but, just be sure not to drink any liquids whilst reading it… I was on my “best” behaviour. This is Svetlana
@ hitmewithyourrhythmvic : I personally think that SeeBea, myself and Insane offer refreshing entertainment inbetween the seriousness of some of these threads. Think of me as a commercial. Just to keep it fresh, no?
@ ALL OF THE ABOVE. The reason the douche got it “Mirror Friendly” would give us the obvious conclusion – he likes staring in the mirror, so he’ll see it all the time. Now, he no longer just has to look at his face, but at his tattoo as well. What an egotistical chop.
Uhm, lorne852, you didn’t just call me a douche. For one, you can’t spell, and for another, your punctuation sucks. (And all that I picked up off all the other threads, so don’t deny it.) So, that could be the reason it says “fail not win” to you. Keep up the good work, douchebag, we’ll see you on Lamebook shortly.
Lee was a pedophile creeper who was up here on Lamebook yesterday and one of us figured out who he was and then a flood of personal info came pouring in. It was pretty funny. But I don’t see him up now.
As for my scars; remember when your mom said don’t play with sharp scissors? too late. The arms came from a huge piece of sheet metal, the burn from a stove, the eyebrow from crawling around in the dark with a girl and hitting a coffee table. I did forget the scar on my heart from a girl in college and the emotional scars that me who I am today.
This is SeeBea
@ lorne852 : I can see you are slow. So I’ll write it slowly and use little words to explain it to your dumbass so you can understand it. I live in another COUNTRY. There are time differences. That is why it says my first post was at 12:32am. As a matter of fact, here, where I come from, it’s now 16:08pm.
Have a nice day.
And that’s really cute to try and insult me. I can’t argue with a 13 year old. It’s like arguing with my dog. Atleast HE has something clever to say.
@lorne852: There is nothing wrong with being able to spell properly and being able to use appropriate grammar. I admit that my grammar usage totally sucks. But even you must agree that at least using full stops (and other such end of sentence punctuation) helps the reader to follow what you are saying more comfortably.
@ Svetlana, Insane & SeeBea… Come together friends.. We need to figure out the appropriate prize for the Darwin award, which as we all know is proudly awarded to lorne852.. So please list your suggestions below and i will personally hand deliver the package to lorne852.. The only prize fitting that i can think of is removing her from the gene pool all together.. Shyte like that should not be allowed to multiply..
yes but you did get mad and politely pointing out something is not the wording i would use, and if your from russia then i will stop talking to you because my dad told me not to talk to drunks BTW your a DOUCHE hahaha
@ Psycho Ed: *tear* I hope you have fun delivering that package. Seeing the look on lorne852′s face when you turn up on her door step to better the human race, it will be priceless. I envy and salute you noble Lamebooker!
That is the reason you shouldn’t be on here lorne852, I would just love to know how you come to the conclusion that people from Russia are drunks. And maybe your dad should tell you not to be on sites where the humour is a little above your brain capacity. I am not a Douche. I have a fully functioning brain. You on the other hand, have 3 brain cells. 1 is clapping hands for the other 2 that are trying.
It’s seems like everybody wants to take Svetlana on, SeeBea. Backup, please!
@Svetlana: You don’t need backup! You are doing a fantastic job of shutting this tween (and others) up. Watching you shut these people down is funnier than a duel between Chris Rock and Robin Williams!
@lorne852 – you are an ignorant little troll. Go crawl under the rock you came from. And tell your father to smack some sense into your head. Not all Russian people are drunks. It seems to me like you aren’t too sober yourself you little dipshit.
@lorne852: Shim, I promise you that I did not correct your grammar. If proof is needed then please feel free to refer to earlier posts by myself. I was ‘trying’ to offer you some advice to keep yourself from making a complete ass of yourself. I think we can all agree here when I say ‘Mission Failed’. Also I must ask, what makes you think I was confused between Loren and Lorne?
lorne852, Name calling and childish words are just a morons way of communicating, that is why you can’t spell (I know I could spell at 13) and only refer to people in a derogatory way. BUT I suppose it’s not your fault you don’t have two brain cells to rub together, You’re full of ignorance and ill-educated views. I suppose it’s not your fault, Your mum just should have listened and NOT consumed the bong water. And by the sounds of it you should stop drinking it too.
@SeeBea: It has been brought to my attention that this individual does not know when to STFU! We have been nice, we have been abrupt, we have reiterated points one and two with no success! This kid is the kind of ant that I would happily take a step out of my busy path to squish!
@lorne852: What is next shim? Are you going to revive Hitler so you can lick his asshole as he attempts to eliminate the ‘inferior’ races on the planet? Good god child! You are not funny! You are not intelligent! You are doing nothing more than pissing people off and people have been banned from this site for less! So keep it up and lets see how much longer you last!!!
yes ignore me lol that will make it fun. and kaoss you say name calling and childish words are just for morons lol well swetlana and seebea has called me a troll and used the word douche more then once so they must also be morons.
When used in the right context douche, and troll is completely valid. And if you would stop popping zits and get a little more life experience, you would understand the inside joke. But I take it you aren’t very popular at skool either. But I hope you have a nice day.
potty training is done now if you were old enough you would know that, btw svetlana you drunk good job ignoring me, and you used douche in the same context as me, lol yeah kaoss for the win if only he could figger out how do spell English.
Ummmm, being called a TROLL isn’t name calling, It’s a term to decribe what you are doing. And I was referring to the racial slurs and ‘drunk’ references. Everyone is a douchebag sometimes, You’re just alot worse than that.
I would, If I were you, Either use spellcheck and take your time writing comments, so at least they make sense or just shut up completely. actually, I am having too much fun reading all of this, so please, continue…
Also, I was going to give you some credit, But you didn’t even realise I WAS MOCKING YOU when I spelled it “engarish”
You really are a noob, and yes, yes you can get banned and I have had someone banned before.
So don’t push your luck mate, We’re all in on this together and We all stick up for each other, so you’re the odd one out now. Watch pal.
i know you can’t get banned but nice try, and im just going to stop replying because you are all noobs and have no life just sit at the computer and make fun of people until they get bored and then you find someone else to make fun of so i will not be talking to you drunk noobs anymore because i have more importing things going on and a life out side the computer.
@ Kaoss – That exact thing was running through my mind. How can you mock someone if the don’t understand the joke?
@lorne852 – it’s figure, not figger. But hey, at least you can spell English. And Douche. And that is about where your vocabulary takes a dive. It’s much more fun arguing with you. I LOVE IT! Makes my day. By the way, Kaoss, is a GIRL too.
“if only he could figger out how do spell English.” (sic)
First of all, it’s figure, being as though no one is teaching you any english I may as well, Secondly, I am a chick, and Thirdly, you must have only just been allowed to venture onto the net yesterday, You can’t even spot a joke when it blatently hits you in the fucking face!!! BAAHAAH
Oh my god! this retart troll is more stupid in one post than all of Flexo’s accumulated posts combined!
Apparently you’re a spoilt brat who gets everything handed to him on a gold platter by the buttlers your parents hired with their vast wealth. I would be willing to bet that you live somewhere nice (for lack of a better word) like California or Beverly Hills. Also it seems you figure paying attention in school is for nerds! Lets give you a few pointers on the world here. Svetlana I will require your input for this.
In Russia It’s fucking cold. In Russia there are cities, suburbs and rural areas (what you would now as bushland, forests etc.). In these rural areas where luxuries are dim (please correct me if I am wrong Svetlana), the locals drink vodka to thin the blood which allows the blood to move faster throughout the body, allowing nutrients and oxygen to get where they are needed. It is not like your redneck TV shows where people get pissed for fun. These guys use Vodka as an aid so they can work to earn money so they can put food on their tables. Seriously kid, put down the 360 (or PS3), pick up a book and expand your mind!
@ Lorne852.. Your potty training aint done.. Coz its coming out your mouth… But a kind word of warning if u say 1 more word about svetlana, the only thing u will have in your mouth is a size 12 with Nike written on the side..
@Kaoss… Obviously this noooooooob (Had to be a super huge 1) Has never heard of Engarish/Engrish.. So yeah..
@ Every1 else…. Let the cyber stoning of Lorne852 commence.
*crying in hysterics* i went through all of the trouble to run down that spoilt little shit and my comment was moderated! *head on desk and bashes keyboard* It’s not fair! *repeat action with more emotion* IT’S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!
ok psycho you fucking wimp, svetlana is a fucking loser who is drunk all the fucking time with no fucking life on the computer 24/7, what the fuck are you going to do about it you little fucking pussy, why did you fucking wait until after i fucking left to threatening me? you are a fucking pussy do you really thing that im fucking afraid of an gay little internet bully like you? really, get a fucking life and don’t fucking threatening me after i fucking leave that is the lowest most pussy thing i have ever fucking seen you fucking pussy.
@ Lorne.. Dude.. Svetlana is my best mate… As for having no life, well that aint true.. I should know.. I am part of it.. And as for the Gay bit.. I don’t take offence to that.. I am as straight as a die… Just ask your mom..
really? those words get you moderated!? classic! There ya go little tadpole, There’s the proof of someone getting banned. And it happened the day after we all made complaints about the little shit.
The troll, shim’s fucking vocabulary grows so quickly! I’m fucking impressed that the fucking little racist fucking fucking cough cough… excuse me, apparently using that altered German word so often is no good for me. Anywho.. can use such an artistic word in so many ways, and with such passion!!! Ah! How refreshingly naive it is to be young!!!!
i said i was leaving then fred told me that you threatened me after i logged out, what kind of man are you to one wait until im gone and two threaten me over the fucking internet, also from the way you say mate it sounds like your from the UK well how you going to get here?
FUCK YOU CAFFEINATEDASPIRIN LORNE IS NOT THE WAY YOU SPELL THE GIRLS NAME AND IM NOT FUCKING AMERICAN IM NOT WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD HATES YOU THE REST OF THE WORLD FUCKING HATES YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING PEOPLE ON THE PLANET
think we hit a tenderspot about the name thing, seems (s)he’s had to defend him/herself all her/his life…
If you actually had any mental power AT ALL you would realise you are reacting just the way we like it
Because I know that neither party is actually upset about anything that’s happening in this thread/comment section.
Both sides are just doing it for entertainment, and because they THINK they’re pissing someone off.
It’s just something to do.
I don’t understand why this troll is continuing to argue with some of the most intelligent people I have seen on this site! Seriously, at least flex-o knew when he was beat and left the argument alone!
To the powers that be at Lamebook: Please oh please let Insane’s comment #132 be let through on this blog! Insane contributes daily and does not want to see more good material lost. Insane believes in Lamebook!
I think you’re good at encouraging!
People like you are the kinds of people who taught me to spell correctly and use proper punctuation on the internet, not my English teacher.
Keep up the good work.
well, I do try… But believe it or not, I am like this in my normal life, I’m a spelling/grammar nazi ALL the time. Can’t stand poor spelling/grammar, I don’t mind the odd typo here and there, but people who use incorrect words really shit me. Like not being able to tell the difference between too/to/two
or thinking ‘different’s’ is actually a word.
My ex thought it was “thets” instead of ‘Let’s”
Thets go on holiday!
irregardless, Classic. And the person using it thinks they’re being intelligent! Haha
yeah, my ex ended up being a nutcase, but hey 5 years and a restraining order later and I am free of hearing the word Thets as let’s. Made me cringe to realise how stupid he actually was.
God, I leave for a few fucking minutes.
I don’t think that’s her. Loren852 was all about douches. this person is al about Fucking this and fuck that. like she actually ever fucked anything.
This is SeeBea
@ Lorne852.. Yeah you are a Big Fucking Kid.. Try being a grown up though… Or slightly less Shim like.. Grow a pair.. Or get implants or something.. Just grow the hell up and either contribute something of intelectual value to the thread, or leave it u people that have something intelligent..
@ Seebea.. You back… Good… I also thought i hear tadpole say his name was loren.. And i also heard he is in training bras as we speak…
@ Lorne852… I have to hand it to you though.. U are the best entertainment i have had in a long while.. I swear its like fishing with dynamite.. You get agro at every little thing… Every single comment has got a reaction.. Kudos to you for providing me with a great laugh for the afternoon..
SeeBea, Psycho Ed, Father Sha, Kaoss. It is 2am where I am and im still in fits of laughter thanks to your onslaught to the troll whom is apparently not trolling anymore. You guys (+Svetlana and few others that aren’t on this thread yet) make Lamebook! SALUTE!
@Psycho Ed: Thank you. I am your brother, and I shall continue to serve this site along side you and the other greats as a warrior against the trolls and the spammers. With this, I bid you farewell and the best of luck the enemy!
I think seebea=lorne852=svetlana. My guess is 50ish Jewish male, divorced, upper east side, Ben Shahn drawings on the wall, Brandeis University, socialist summer camps . . .
very creative and entertaining!
Fantastic! Thank you guys for a wonderful comments section, there was a lot of laughing my arse off etc. I particularly enjoyed the bit where Lorne suddenly got serious, pretended to have been misspelling as a joke bit still continually cocked up her words. Hahahahahahaaha, brilliant.
@ Princmishkin.. I kinda have to correct you ther dude.. Svetlana and the SeeBea aren’t the same person.. And to bring Lorne852 into the equation is well and insult.. That kid is a troll.. But yet.. Just thought i would correct u on that 1..
@Insane, SeeBea, Kaoss and Psycho Ed – Thank you very much for coming to my defense in my absence. I have to agree with some points – Lorne852 is indeed a little troll. And yes, we did fall into the trolling trap ourselves. May this be a lesson to us all! But well done boys, I still applaud you guys for it!
@Prince Mishkin – You are seriously insulting my intelligence. I am actually a 22 year old woman, and my alter ego’s name is Svetlana. My real name is actually Nadia, and I am from South Africa. I just happen to play my character really well (yes, even in real life, as I also happen to use Svetlana as my stage name.) So much so, that I have a russian accent, and even speak (some) Russian to make it all the more convincing. When I am not on stage, I work for a mortuary, where, post-mortems complete, I stitch up the bodies, do the make up, and make the dead look presentable. I enjoy reading, writing, sketching & painting. I am a bit of a chubby, but, I think beautiful woman, but that doesn’t stop me from getting in the public eye. As you see me on these threads, is how I am in real life. And my personality makes me who I am.
@caffeinatedaspirin – Are you another lover of underdogs? If so, please teach them to spell, instead of fanning the fire and teaching them that it’s okay to heed a battle of wits with no wit!
@Prince Mishkin: In the spirit of The dear and fetching Svetlana.
I am not Jewish, not in my 50′s, not divorced, had never heard of Ben Shahn, and I am not a Socialist and not been to a camp in about 30 years. I am on the Upper East side of my metro area however.