Comments on: Merry Ex-Mas

By: rael

rael — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:08:03 +0000

@#1 reverand – It’s quite easy to rape and murder your wife then get out of jail. All you need to do is live here in england where they’ll let you out after less than half your sentence because the prisons are too full, then they give you a lump sum of cash to apologise for the inconvinience of arresting you.

Somehow i can smell BS though

By: Devil Jin

Devil Jin — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:43:42 +0000

@Antarctic circle. I’d be glad to help.

By: Psycho Ed

Psycho Ed — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:46:49 +0000

@ Svetlana… Babe… Just joking around with you.. How was your day? So when we going out for a drink again..? (Yes we aren’t actually married, Just a dream)

By: Svetlana

Svetlana — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:40:27 +0000

In line? You call this in line? What, are you five? Come on Eddie, you know it’s nothing more than what it is, you knew the terms and conditions. And if you want to start doing this, then we’ll do this, the right way… If we wanna play rough, lets do this…

By: Psycho Ed

Psycho Ed — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:37:47 +0000

@ Svetlana.. I am perfectly inline thankyou.. I love you.. Just don’t want you to go..

By: Svetlana

Svetlana — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:33:47 +0000

Eddie – getting me back, your doing it wrong… I’ll whip you boy, you are seriously getting out of line.

By: Psycho Ed

Psycho Ed — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:30:46 +0000

@ Svetlana… You wanna do what? To who? In my house.. You me dinner tonight.. I think we seriously need to talk…

By: Insane

Insane — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:15:57 +0000

@Svetlana: :’) how did you know that was my dream? YES!!!
C’mon SeeBea say yes too!!!

By: Svetlana

Svetlana — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:30:30 +0000

@ Insane : Can’t I get both you and SeeBea with a Santa hat and a ribbon together? Menage a trois?

By: Panis

Panis — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 04:32:28 +0000

Ho Ho Ho

By: Insane

Insane — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:47:46 +0000

@Svetlana: I am not hot, but I will wear a Santa hat for you

By: paul moore

paul moore — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:37:44 +0000

that jason one is fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Svetlana

Svetlana — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:13:32 +0000

@Finn : FTW – totally true. But I am just a russian slut who plots revenge against anyone who crosses me… Must be in my blood.

@Exploding Minx : No, I want to do a HOT guy in a santa hat too…

By: insert clever name here

insert clever name here — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:03:15 +0000

@lamebookpro #19
Epic win!

By: diva

diva — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:17:28 +0000

@44 yes.

By: Exploding Minx

Exploding Minx — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:59:08 +0000

Am I the only one who wants to have sex with a guy wearing a Santa hat now?

By: Spooky

Spooky — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:36:49 +0000

awful, you crack me up

By: awful

awful — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:18:39 +0000

@36, Dr. Hymen, you have just ruined my world… all along I assumed it was the roommate wearing the santa hat, but I have just re-read it and realised that it might have been the ex. Here’s one for you though… perhaps it was Tim wearing it? As in, “Wearing a Santa hat, I just walked in on my roommate banging my ex.”

By: Finn

Finn — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:14:51 +0000

She’s his ex, he should have filmed it and posted it on the web. That way his mate gets kudos for fucking while wearing a santa hat and the ex gets branded a slut for making a porno.
Win win situation

By: Insane

Insane — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:39:29 +0000

It is nice to see people are already getting into the Christmas spirit!

By: rocknrolla

rocknrolla — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:34:50 +0000

Damn…what a waste of a Santa hat

By: WOG

WOG — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:09:33 +0000

Sounds like Timmy’s ex is a ho ho ho.

By: FlapjacksAreAmazing

FlapjacksAreAmazing — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:49:24 +0000

Timmy should have posted that on FML as well

By: Dr. Hymen

Dr. Hymen — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:14:20 +0000

I have read Tim’s post six times and I still can’t figure out if the roommate or the ex was wearing the santa hat. How am I supposed to visualize it without an accurate description?

By: mikerudamen

mikerudamen — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:54:41 +0000

first of all “tim” that wasn’t your roommate you walked in on. and second of all, that’s not your ex girl friend, it’s your mother…so no reason to get all upset and light the fuse on the your tampon

By: chowko

chowko — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:50:41 +0000

*submitted too early* whoops.

So if you take into account that he is possibly not telling the truth, then it becomes funny because of what ‘ofpartandparcel’ said.

By: chowko

chowko — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:49:00 +0000

You are all taking Jason at his word. Does it occur to anyone that perhaps he is LYING about why his dad was in prison? I’m not saying he is, I’m just saying that it is POSSIBLE that what Jason is saying isn’t true.

By: Insane

Insane — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:30:31 +0000

I cannot believe Santa was pumping an elf at Tims house! I wonder if the Elf paid Santa in cookies and milk? Santa wouldn’t want any extra cream considering he just gave it all to the Elf!

By: Kracken Skulls

Kracken Skulls — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:12:44 +0000

Oh boo hoo, “-Jason”. When I was 3, I really, really wanted a Nintendo Entertainment System for Christmas and I was good all year and did my chores and you know what? I didn’t fucking get one. I would have been thrilled if my dad had killed my cheap slut of a mother for me. And don’t try using that sob story to get laid, girls don’t like hearing about rape.

By: beckyboo

beckyboo — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:37:50 +0000

Haha OMG! The comments on here are way more hilarious than the posts themselves!

Lamebook FTW!