Well I can’t have got many people’s attention if Crusty doesn’t remember me. Oh well.
I was just slightly disappointed to see yet another variation on the “I dont ned skewl cos I so smart alreddy” lameness. It’s been done. There are so many people on FB that surely there must be something new out there.
Bluhevs, if you are so convinced that there is original material out there, i encourage you to seek it out, start your own fucking website, update it 2-3 times a day, and put up with all the shit that people comment with…and then keep updating the site. Then fist yourself.
Tell me, someone, is it possible to cast your opinion online without having your throat ripped out by hand? (Or the written equivalent, see above.)
While I don’t insist you all agree with me, there’s no need to disagree so… violently.
I know it’s not the Lamebook peeps fault that all they get submitted to them is the same stuff over and over. Meaning it’s a case of repeat themselves or do nothing, and I’m sure we’d all be a bit peeved if this site stopped updating completely.
I was merely commenting on the repetition of the same kind of lameness. But since it fits with the theme of the site, I apologise for pissing people off so badly.
Look, I’m from Australia, so I’ve got whinging down to a fucking science. What you need to do to escape being fisted… violently… on the internet, is to inject a bit of personality into your gripe. No one wants to see boring variants of “fake”, or “I’ve seen this before”. Pimp it up a bit, love.
bluhevs you are welcome to fuck me anytime you want. Release all the frustration and anger felt from your many shortcomings and just rip my cunt apart. Then, after it has lost all its tread, slide on in to my stinker and just pump it until I feltch all over your balls.
you cannot feltch ‘all over someone’s balls’ unless those balls happen to be shoved into an anus.
miley, I’m seriously beginning to suspect that you are not, in fact, a hypersexual being who is up for anything, anytime – but are merely just highly skilled internet liar.
There, I said it.
Miley is wrong in quite a lot of levels – but specifically with the felching business….
To suck semen from an orifice after it has been deposited there. Most likely the anus but may also be referred to using the vagina. This act is not limited to humans, and may include animals.
Scarred for life, not only having to read/involuntarily picture this act, but then to type it out.
Key word in description is *suck*, i’m sure you wait with baited breath for me to finally find the term that means to fart it back out
(coz thats totally not what i’ve been doing for most of my morning!)
And by ‘not what i’m doing’ i mean searching for meaning, not felching……….erm wait a minute, now i’m confusing myself :-/
If i have not ‘not been felching’ double negative confirms i have???
To clarify – i have NOT been felching
I have not NOT been googling ‘what do you call farting spunk out your arse’
(mental note, delete internet history before partner gets home, don’t want him getting any funny ideas)
If thats the kinda shit he likes we’re in serious trouble
Mind you, i may screenshot and text him some of my findings. The amount thats on the internets about it, it seems maybe i am the abnormal one for not being up on the ole lingo.
Plus, i still have to make up for that time i ‘accidently’ slapped him so hard on the ear he cldn’t hear out it for 2 days, after he ‘accidentally’ put something somewhere i had made it clear it wasn’t to go.