I have a feeling that he was married 8 years ago and split with his wife and then married this other woman, while dating Marilyn. Although dating for 3 1/2 years while he is obviously seeing someone else often enough to marry them seems odd. Did they date but only saw each other once or twice per week? He couldn’t have been spending the night there very often, if ever, unless his wife is an idiot.
I am confused as well. Does she mean to say this guy is such a pimp he can have her AND his OTHER MISTRESSES, AND his family, AND his friends on his facebook page and go undetected? And what is it about this fat POS that he could sustain a relationship with even 1 person.. she throws out there he is a drug addict and looking at his picture I’m sure it is not his body that get’s people going LOL.. he must be Casa-freaking-nova or something… yeesh… I can’t even feel sorry for someone stupid enough to stay involved with a loser for so long… And if he had herpes.. wouldn’t they all have it too???
So here is what we know about Marilyn: She dates coked out, fat meth heads (I didn’t even know there was such a thing) with tiny penises who wear leopard print thongs, has a filthy mouth and has the herp. Yes. Broadcast that to everyone, Marilyn.
Fuck me, can’t a man dress up in a thong in his pink bedroom to pose for pictures whilst snorting coke, smoking a spliff, and banging some meth, whilst at the same time pumping his herpes riddled penis in out of several lovers at once without getting a hard time for it anymore.
This is political correctness gone mad, what’s next?! Criminalising breathing?!
To be serious for a wee moment, there’s no point mocking this fellow, for despite his poor taste in underwear and ugly bloated body, he’s been fucking a few birds at once, and will be immune to said mockery he’s too busy Living Da Vida Loca!
This is absurd. I’ll bet anyone in the room that Marilyn and the douchebag had a falling out, then she was caught out by the wife and this is how she fixes it.
Women always know when a man is cheating, some just choose to accept it and ignore it for a time. The problem is, that’s a temporary solution. Sooner or later, they go apeshit and pull, well, this.
haha I wanna know who this poor guy is!!!! haha but seriously what happens in someones personal life should stay off FB but at the same time this is just too good to not have a laugh at i too think its somewhat over the top but hey it happens
oh and FYI just cause he has herpes doesnt mean he has always passed it on to his other sexual partners ( i listened in health class (: )!!!
You know, despite all the jokes about Tiger Woods, the statuses about shit, and posts of people correcting a misspelled word… Lamebook is so worth it, just for these posts. And for this, everyone that works for the site… I thank you.
Actually, people’s comeuppances being spread around the world like this is one of the… four reasons I love the internet.
Oh, and if anyone tries to claim it’s fake, I’m gonna stick my fingers in my ears, scrunch my eyes shut and go into denial.
@anonymouse I also love the *ring ring* almost made me feel like i was in the room with her.
But I hate these kind of posts!! It would be awesome if it didn’t raise the massive question of the over 1 year vs. 8 years. Now its all i can think about and I don’t think there is anyway that someone would describe 8 years of marriage as over a year.