There was an unedited photo of this from the guy, Adam, floating around the webbernets yesterday. It was apparently part of some 4chan thing. Anyway, this Adam guy was the one who screen captured it and showed it to I suppose 4chan, which was then taken by someone to Reddit, which was then probably taken to here, not by Adam. So… There’s your context.
If its serious then this isn’t that funny, however, people shouldn’t take something so seriously straight off the bat. People have been hung for less, so assuming he’s not actually a paedophile, I don’t see any issue in this kind of humour. It’s just dark. Squid said “Now I know exactly what to type when you leave your computer unlocked and logged in.” above, I cannot wait. (People fuck with my Facebook all the time).
NO Brad’s link is not spam it is a link to the unedited screen capture. Thanks for the link Brad. You actually get to see this guy’s face and he looks exactly like I thought he would. Samantha White better fix her facebook to deny his relationship link pronto.
There is something I noticed with the unedited version.
You see the options to Edit MY Profile and View Photos of Me… this doesn’t show up unless you are logged into that account. Therefore the person who took the screen capture and put it on Reddit was logged into Adam’s account.
Brad, you just gave us enough information to stalk him, his girlfriend, and the person he was talking to on Facebook chat. Just pointing it out haha. But yeah whether he was joking around or not this guy is a bag of douche.
How completely inappropriate to post this on your site. Whether this person was serious/hacked or not, this content is completely inappropriate for a humor site. Reading this person’s post has sickened me and I will never forget it.
Since you have this person’s full name, you have the obligation to report this information to the local authorities. If this person feels this way, it is likely that they possess child porn which is a CRIME.
I will never look at your site again.
Thanks for the fucking trauma.
There are WAY too many people who seem to think this should “not be taken so seriously” for my comfort! What a bunch of sick fucked up cunts you are!!! And Saul – you ASS WIPE – NO it’s not the same as talking about “fucking your mother”. Just because you are an incestuous fucktard (who deserves to be kicked in the vagina) doesn’t mean we all need to be subjected to your verbal diarrhea!! Maybe your mother likes to fuck you because you are straight trailer trash, but babies are another story so go fuck yourself!
just accept the hilarity that either the guy might have had so much sexual rejection in his life that he decided to hump something that cant say no OR that someone hacked his account and absolutly destroyed his life just for fun… and anyway dyu think if this guy really wanted to hump babies he would talk about it as if everyone would think its normal??…just my opinion, sry if it offends you :S
Simmer, guys, simmer. Adam just tried to make a risque joke but wasn’t clever enough to get it off the ground. He was likely aiming for the shock value in the “dead baby joke” variety but, as he found out, if it’s not funny, it’s just offensive. Stick to knock-knock jokes, Adam.
That’s just fucking stupid. I can’t deal with people being obscene just for the sake of it–it’s not funny or clever. I bet this guy runs around yelling “N_GGER” all the time too, just because he’s sooo edgy and offensive.
um…i just searched for this guy’s profile with the profile id shown in the print screen and it came up as “Abdul Hak” but next to it was Adam Davine in brackets. The profile pic looks like a photo of another photo but it’s blurry and appears to be a young topless boy. But here’s the weird part. There is 14 Adam Davines on his friend’s list.
I’m pretty sure this is a dare from the /b/ board on 4chan. They post a list of numbers and FB statuses next to each number, and whatever number your post ends in, you have to put the corresponding status as your actual status. And then post the pictures as proof.
I’m not condoning posting shit like that, but for the record: it’s douches trying to be edgy/funny.
I don’t think this should be here. Amusing as this entry might be, surely this site is about people making *themselves* look lame, as opposed to stuff like this which is a case of someone breaking into someone elses account and doing impressive amounts of damage to their reputation?
omg all of you guys are harassing and writing all this ridiculous stuff when hello he was probably hacked?
I know a fifty year old with a fb who forgot to exit out of her fb and people made her status about big dicks. So excuse me but I think some people should give adam some consideration.
They’re only words, words, words, to get a reaction out of people. Clearly, you utter morons, you UTTER UTTER MORONS, this guy is not a paedophile or has sexual thoughts about children, or he would not dare say it out loud. It would be his closest secret. Paedos don’t go round with “I fuck kids for fun” on their t-shirt do they. Dur.
He’s just clamouring for attention in the best way he can.
And for those of you who say he needs psychological help. We ALL need help at one point in our lives or another, those of you who stand on your pedestals pointing at him may at some point in your lives develop a depression, have a break up, lose a family member or whatever which causes great psychogical injury to you. And I hope when you reach out for help in the best way you can, your friends tell you to fuck off.
Jesus fucking Christ. How many tight arsed stiffs are there in this world who ruin the party for everyone else. He should say thankyou to facebook for getting rid of those wankers off his supposed friends list.
Still, lmao at the responses. He meant it to be funny and it dropped like a lead balloon. ROFFLEZ, I know the feeling Adam.
U r a fucking retard like Adam. Go lick my ass after taking a shit you stupid piece of shit. why you use jesus’s name in vane you cock sucking fucker? its not funny u sick fucking little bitch
theres a reason he doesnt have any FB friends left. you think kyou know it all but you dont. i will bash ur face in with a lead pipe u utter moron
Somebody surely got into his account and wrote that because why, even he felt that, would he broadcast it on Facebook knowing well what the reaction would be. So the fact that there is a delete option is irrelevant, use your heads people??
you people are out of control. lock him up? ever heard of the first amendment? he can talk about fucking babies all day every day but as long as he doesn’t actually fuck a baby, he’s not doing anything illegal. yea i know.. that silly ass constitution of ours right?
if something bothers you, leave. I bet if i put my finger in your eye, you would move.
My ex-husband was arrested for trying to meet a minor whom he met online. The great thing is, it turned out to be a setup.Got 42 months (not long enough). I think this guy should get the same kind of sentence for this hideous comment.
i saw the word 4chan in the comments, and i saw the pic where he took this himself, so he was probably playing one of those games: “post ending in ### chooses my facebook status.”
for those who don’t know, 4chan numbers each post made, and people play post number games, like “post ending in 66 names my cat” or “post ending in ___ chooses my status”.
they post that phrase in the original post, then everyone posts the worst/weirdest/sickest/etc. phrase they can come up with, and if their post ends in the number the OP chose, he does it, then screencaps or takes a photo to prove he did it.
so no, he doesn’t need to be reported, he just needs to learn that he doesn’t need to prove himself to a bunch of idiots on the internet when it could ruin friendships.
This was a hi-jacked account by 4chan. 4chan members were handed a list of 100,000 email accounts w/passwords from a christian dating site. They merely connected email/facebook accounts/passwords, since people usually use the same passwords for both, and hi-jacked the accounts. Some people called it hacking, no, don’t give them that much credit.
This particular incident was mild, and fit the bill for what they were shooting for. Too mild, and it was boring, didn’t get much reaction, not really funny. Too extreme, and people figured it out right away. Family members, etc.
While this was happening, Facebook suicides were popular, lots of racial pictures, questioning their faith in God, etc. All targeting christians. Just because this christian dating site had weak security.
I’m on page 242 atm, so if I see any more that I recognize, I’ll point them out.
What’s important to realize is that the person making the bizarre status message is the hi-jacker, and the re-actions of everyone he knows is all real. But, they also made bizarre comments on normal statuses/pictures of the victim’s friends, which is a little tougher.
the funny thing is…i was the one to hack this many months ago haha and he couldnt defend himself cuz i changed passwords many times, and ya it was from the christian dating site password stealing haha many lolz i got from this
This is why I use a different, randomly generated password for Facebook than for anything else! I like how Paula says she’s going to delete him from her friend list, then shows up three hours later to make another comment.
It’s funny cos this exact post is now on a ‘Join to see the picture’ group under the name:
“This Sick Guy Went To Jail For Posting This Sick Status Update!”
Confirms my belief that group creators now need to advertise with ‘shocking’ titles like that in order to gain members. Not that I needed any more evidence after ‘The photographer shot himself after taking this picture’…
@91 – THANK YOU. There is so much lack of brain in this thread. For a start, yeah, it’s not even fucking real.
Furthermore, I love how everyone goes totally batshit anytime anything remotely relating to paedophilia is mentioned. I’m convinced it makes you morons feel better to not bother to use any thought processes here and just go OMG BURN HIM!!!!!111111
ah, 4chan. The arsehole of the internet. Hope this guy successfully got his life on track after being comprehensively fucked over by /b/ and their cruel antics. Can’t believe anyone thought Adam would post this himself.