Thursday, October 22, 2009

Mac N Sleaze

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104 Comments

  1. James <3

  2. Nice.

  3. FUCK YEAH LOL!

  4. To be fair Chris Mac walked straight into that zinger from James

  5. bosh – ave it

  6. too funny.

  7. Pffft, go Dad. I’d like to think he’s just winding up James.

  8. I dunno, I think james might have won this one…

  9. lmao, it’s the dad’s comment I find funniest too

  10. surely you pronounce that first commenter’s name ‘vagina’?

  11. Omg!

  12. Ha! Superb! I especially like Dwayne’s input.

  13. Love this one!!!

  14. Yes, this one goes to the dad, all the way. How does that guy even come back from that? He didn’t get bitched out by a girlfriend – it’s an authority figure who probably, as with all dads, turns into Bruce Willis at will.

  15. Shane,

    I have to say I disagree. The dad did call him a dead beat…which is bad coming from an adult, but c’mon, homeboy told pops his wife sucks dick for cheddar.

  16. I agree that Donald is the winner of this post.

  17. This is hilarious. I think the best part is that the chances of someone saying something like this would probably be LESS if his status had been “Please make fun of my mom and call her a hooker.”

  18. The hookers are great back in Ireland.

  19. Instead of “Virginia,” I thought it read: “Vagina likes this” – which would have been 10000 times funnier.

  20. @19 Well you are wrong wonka.

  21. There was no implications in the post, Donald. He called your wife a whore.

  22. They never made fun of my balls like the pros in the US do

  23. HappyNat, that was implying

  24. Shut up Neal.

  25. stfu boz, neal is cool.

  26. WHY WHY WHY do these people insist on adding their parents as friends?? Parent’s stick their nose into your business enough as it is.

  27. way to go dad!

  28. BEasy, I will find you and cut your throat out.

  29. Tux, you haven’t got parents. We all know that.

  30. Neal, your mom is a whore.

  31. Boz–

    you are a f’ing loser… you are trying to become the biggest poster on lamebook.

    …lame

  32. LOL at BEasy – you don’t have a clue what’s going on! (Or you’re a troll…)

  33. @BEasy there’s a load of sad bastards impersonating boz on here.

  34. I will crush his testicles with a block of wood, the pain driving him unconscious. While he is still unconscious, I will masturbate him until he orgasms, ejaculating blood onto my shirt and face.

  35. What’s with all the people posting their names hotlinked to their own personal blogs and websites that no one gives two shits about? Get over yourself, people.

  36. I HATE HELI!

  37. Yet again – proof of why you should *NEVER* “friend” your olds on Facebook.

    Keep it in the real world (only).

  38. Dunston Checks In

    Boz is going to become an encyclopediadramatica wiki page at this rate.

  39. ooh, you can so tell donald is loving it really

  40. Don’t add your parents on fb, this humour is pretty tame compared to me and my mates. Which is the reason I have no family added on fb. Or at least on limited profile

  41. @Dunston Checks In

    I doubt it. It’s just a bunch of people pretending to be me. There’s no real drama or lulz there. It’s just kind of sad. They’ll get bored eventually and wander off.

  42. I have a small penis.

  43. @ 41 Boz

    Bitch shut up. You’re not the only Boz.

  44. This is getting really old. I don’t see any humor whatsoever in impersonating someone over and over. You’re comments aren’t even funny… they’re dumb. If they were funny maybe things would be different. So get something else to do or try annoying people on another site. You’re taking the fun out of this for a lot of us. And you suck at life.

    To the real Boz – I hope you hang around until this thing dies out, because a lot of us enjoyed your *real* posts.

    – Posted as anonymous because I don’t want the Boz impersonators stealing my account, too. But then again, the impersonators are SO clever that there will probably be an anonymous impersonator now.

  45. LOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

    just kidding. i wanted to make a petty joke. but as a frequent visitor and one/two-time commenter on lamebook, i have to say that the boz impersonator is just as lame as the entries themselves. please, grow up.

  46. WTF dawg I’m not a Boz impersonator, I just use the same fucking name. You’re lame.

  47. @ 44 anonymous

    you are a fucking crybaby ass loser. grow the fuck up. why don’t you just try ignoring the posts you don’t like rather than spout off.

    …guess what there are other people named BOZ in this world. I happen to be one of those ppl, and I am not going to change my name for anybody.

    -Boz

  48. @ Boz (that doesn’t use the lj link)

    I’m not talking to you. I’ve read this site for a while, and I know that there are two. I’m talking about the impersonators.

    “Crybaby ass loser?” Ohhhh burn. It’s hard to ignore the posts when they are everywhere. Why don’t you take your own advice and ignore MY post if you don’t like it rather than spouting off? Hypocrite.

    What a shame because I thought you were funny as well.

  49. Boz is my friend.

  50. My name is Boz also, and I am too from Ireland.

  51. My name is Boz #4 and I have a stick up my ass… waaaaaahhhhhh!!

    -Boz

  52. I’m not Boz

  53. Not Boz is actually Boz impersonating the real Not Boz

  54. @anonymous

    I agree it’s getting really old. Impersonating me – of all people! – isn’t funny. It’s a fun sponge, soaking all the fun from the surrounding area. I understand that they probably think they’re trolling me (half-formed anti-Irish jokes would point in that direction), but it’s not working. If anything, it’s backfiring hideously.

  55. But I AM Sparticus.

  56. Oh and one more thing – I am not going anywhere, so impersonators please get used to it!

  57. This is the real Boz. I am not going by that name anymore, it seems too many people wanna use it. So from now on, you can call me by my real name, Barry. Or, if you like, Boz-man.

  58. The Meanest People in the World Live on Lamebook

    To be honest, everytime I read a fake Boz post referencing Ireland, it cracks me up. I haven’t investigated, but I figure Boz mentions/ed Ireland a lot in his LJ and I find it hilarious everytime a fake leaves a short little comment with something to do with Ireland in it. It’s just such a ridiculous joke, it’s hilarious.

    But I do feel bad for Boz. Apparantly there are people that think all the Boz’s are him.

  59. Actually, I am not going to give up my name because of some jerks. Boz is here to stay.

  60. Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz Boz

    Boz

  61. will the real boz please stand up .
    please stand up. please stand up

  62. The Boz with the blue hyperlinked name is the ‘real boz’

    …me

    :( this is really frustrating guys, please just knock it off.

  63. Boz, I know and I think everyone who’s not an idiot knows that. Take it as a compliment that they seem to want to be you so desperately, or just ignore them if it bothers you or the trolls will eat you alive! :o

  64. Thanks Jules. It’s just I want this site to be fun for all of us, and it is annoying that people here want to ruin our experience.

  65. Clearly the father “won” this exchange. But, as funny as it is, it still is no “that black guy better be kidding, emily”

  66. @ all the people talking about this Boz thing:

    Don’t feed the troll!

    That is all

  67. Please keep this site about me and a couple of other people who post on the comment section. Stop ruining the fun for us, you impersonators!

  68. Wow, maturity.
    Boz, stop attention seeking
    HappyNat, grow up. If you can’t see what’s right in front of you don’t get upset when people point it out

  69. Yeah, Boz. Stop attention seeking. Let the impersonators have some of the fun.

  70. to be fair, that comment was aimed at the one who attacked me for no reason, whether that’s you or not

  71. I never attacked anyone. Also, I never use language like “bitch” or “fucking” in my comments. That should be a hint.

    There’s nothing I can do about the rest of it, though. I guess we just have to ride it out.

  72. it’s one thing to use someone else’s name, but the ‘i’m Boz and i’m gay and from Ireland’ shit was/is pretty stupid. that’s all i’d like to see stopped. but real boz, you’re a funny mofo.

  73. Thanks hill Billy,
    I appreciate the support.

  74. Thanks “Boz”, for thanking hill Billy for me. I can’t be around 24/7 and it’s nice to know that my fans are picking up the slack.

  75. Boo! Down with Donald! No sense of humour.

  76. Goodest Spellerer

    Who’s the Boz? Tony Danza?

  77. terry boz-zio

  78. I’m Boz, and so is my wife.

  79. Please respect me people. If I don’t have my internet personality, I won’t have anything at all, as you can tell by the nature of my posts on livejournal.

    Ireland

  80. Oh come on, the fake Boz thing is getting so old.

  81. I use Live Journal in 2009.

  82. liz, not to be confused with boz

    this is liz, not boz, fyi

  83. Donald is a disturbed man whose asshole-dad act is just overcompensating for confusion over his own sexuality.

    Just 19 minutes after an innocuous “your mother” joke from one of his son’s friends, Donald rushes to slap down the Parental Indignance card.

    He lacks a sense of humour, sense of proportion, and the ability to spell “deadbeat” correctly. And it’s a bit creepy for a man to refer to “my wife” when addressing his son.

    Further, he implies that he considers all his son’s friends deadbeats, despite the fact most parents would be delighted to have a son who is unafraid to publicly declare he is “following in mom’s footsteps.”

    Which is the crux of it – he fears his son is gay, as a projection of the fears he’s had about himself ever since that day he caught himself doodling an erect penis.

  84. I use Live Journal in 2009…

  85. With regards to the actual post here… the dude’s dad is awesome!!! well funny.
    and about the rest of this crap. what a waste of time! ‘real Boz’ HI5!

  86. The only thing that confuses me is that dad says ‘my wife’ instead of ‘your mother’. Stepmum? Fake?

    And @ whichever Boz is the real one – if you want them wander off, I suggest you stop acknowledging them.

  87. i hate boz impersonaters and people who have no clue about the boz impersonaters. real boz is awesome

  88. HAHA I still think the funniest/lamest part of this submission is the fact that someone would name their kid ‘Virgina’
    NOT virginIa, but Virgina, would it really have killed the parents of the person to add the I at the end so she didn’t sound like a private body part?

  89. why did parents have to discover facebook?

  90. @ Big Wiggly Style

    …so we could have hilarious moments like this on Lamebook.

  91. I just laughed so hard i shit in my pants a little.

  92. @ Josh #91: OH my god, me too! Me too!!

  93. this is the best one yet.

  94. Hahahahaha! Why do parents make the best fb comments?

  95. haha! I love the way a parent’s unexpected comment is always the “punctuation mark” of a status thread. Afterwords…nothing but the sound of crickets.

  96. Badass.

  97. wot if his mother really is a prostitute. why would you become a prostitute in winter. surely summer is the best time of year for young men to be out selling their arse downtown. Is Christopher a crack whore? Why is his father/stepfather more concerned about his wife’s reputation than worrying about Christopher’s moral degeneracy and spiralling drug addiction. Why did Donald marry a prostitute? How much does she charge and does any one have her phone number. God I’m horny now, all this talk of prostitutes has got me excited.

  98. @83: I think the “Parental Indignance card” is what made it so funny. At the end of the day it all comes down to a simple equation “Parents + Facebook = Embarassed children”.

    As for the whole “Boz” thing. Lamebook should have usernames, that would solve the troll problem. :)

  99. Hilarious! Gotta love the dad :o )

  100. I dunno if anyone else noticed the girl (?) named Virgina, but that is the best part IMO :)

  101. LMAO!

  102. CHRISTOPHER DID ONE OF YOUR LOW LIFE FRIENDS JUST INSINUATE THAT MY SPOUSE PERFORMS SEXUAL SERVICES IN EXCHANGE FOR MONETARY COMPENSATION

    SON DID YOU KNOW I AM A COMPLETELY HUMORLESS TWAT

  103. @Nav: I know this is old, but I just about died laughing at your comment. Seriously.

  104. Wow!

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