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Amazing amazing amazing if James is the son in question. Amazing.
Ahahahaha!
I wonder what she promised him.
Probably promised that he wouldn’t be grounded anymore.
promised him she wouldn’t be a huge cunt anymore.
…that didn’t last long
I’m guessing it actually was the son in question, because he spelled “Fuk” the same as he did in her status. With that in mind.. Awesome!
hahahaha i love this
Promised to teach him how to spell maybe?
Of course James is the son.
James FTW!
hmmm guess a week of grounding doesnt work.
good luck with the evil stepmother james!
Oh, James, you silly boy. This is not how you go about getting your way. Pulling shit like this will result in the exact opposite. Also, use your grounding time productively and learn how to fucking spell.
Seems her 1 week treatment obviously isn’t working…
I see a kid that needs to be punched in the face.
StealthBanana, good point.
Why do people leave stuff like this on their page? There’s a delete button, use it! Don’t apologise for the language when you can click on thing and take the language off your page.
This is the funniest one in a while.
He needs to learn how to ‘look’ like he’s staying in line. That’s the only way to get ahead. I’m guessing she really is a bitch though.
What a playful little scamp that James is! I’ll bet he was grounded because he broke Mr. Wilson’s window with his baseball again…well, grounded and made to pay for it from he weekly allowance.
In all seriousness, if a kid of mine pulled that shit on me, it would be so long before he saw a computer again, he’d have forgotten how to turn the friggen thing on.
@Bry
forgive me, but isn’t his point kinda… oh I don’t know… common sense?? just saying, hardly that notable
James, next time R leaves her fbook open, a few I AM HORNY messages shpuld do
Hilarious. His anger is loaded in every word.
foolishwolf,
Eh, I don’t really abide too much by ‘common sense’, as what’s considered common sense is always shifting with the times. What I said is what I’d call a no brainer.
Oh, and it doesn’t really matter, but just for the record, I’m not a he. But you are right about it not being notable, it’s a no brainer that you attract more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
My dad would’ve kicked. my. ass. if I ever spoke to my stepmother like that! Also? LOG OUT of your facebook when you walk away from the computer!
I like how Phil actually believed Ronda wrote it. She must have previous.
Oh man.. the “FUK U!” at the end was so priceless… especially following the “Ahh Kids.
” James is a little comedic genius in training..
This family should pull a Falcon and go on the road. They’ll have a reality show in no time.
What a spiteful child.
What is the lamest and possibly most alarming thing about this one is that in ten years time I suspect FUK and FUKN will be the common spelling. There is only so far you can dumb down dumb, or dum dwn dum (as it will be know). Signs of the times.
This is hilarious.
I just picture a spoiled out of control kid with ADD and a bitchy stepmother.
“Ronda, are you okay??” Sounds like something from a Lifetime Movie Channel flick.
I would be given up for adoption if I thought about pulling this shit.
That, my friends, is what you call massive ownage.
Whatever happened to kids being beaten within an inch of their life for even dreaming of saying shit like that to their parents.
Step-parents don’t count as parents, Relle.
True story.
Maybe he read too many fairy stories and assumes every step-mother is evil.
Kid should have locked her out of her account, god.
I wonder if he specifically added her as a friend, just so he could say “fuk u”
From the looks of it, ANOTHER week grounding won’t do the trick, since the first week(s) evidently didn’t work. Step up your game Ronda!
I never figured out the point in grounding anyway – why would you want to force the monster child to stay in the house and bug you?!
@22 balls
Hahahaha
@32 Boz
Hahahaha some more
Fuckin’ bitch shouldn’t promise shit and then say no.
Of course James is the kid in question, they (Lamebook) left the first letter of the last time so we could all see it was the same (W.)
This is hilarious! The spelling, Phil thinking it was really Ronda, the !!!1 at the end in particular.
James: Man, I totally pwnd my momz on facebook, niggaz. I’m hardcore.
James Posse: Damn James, that was cold illin’!
Am I showing my age by making fun of this kid using the words ‘pwnd’ and ‘posse’ and ‘illin’? I know they still say PWND, but do kids stll say posse and illin?
Get off my lawn.
It would be so much better if James was the dad’s account…
@36 – cavale
FUKN BITCH SHOULDNT PRROMISE SHIT AND THEN SAY NO!!11!!1!
There. Fixed that for ya. You’re welcome.
I wonder if the dad’s working behind the scenes to cause this animosity between son and stepmother. It wouldn’t surprise me. Passive-aggressive dads who divorce and remarry usually want to look like the good guy in their kids’ lives so they make the stepmothers do all the hard work (e.g. disciplining) so the stepmoms looks even more “evil” in these kids’ lives, then the kids rebel even more against the stepmoms, the stepmoms get even more rigid, the dads sit back and watch the explosions, and boom, you’ve got another divorce on the dads’ hands, the kids are wildly out of control, the stepmoms run like lightning, and no one wins in the end except for the douchebag dad who started everything in the first place.
31.Goldenfry
October 29th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Step-parents don’t count as parents, Relle.
how wrong you are goldenfry I consider my very wonderful stepfather as my dad who is more of a parent than my sperm donor father ever was…
that being said that kid needs a serious additude adjustment
Ummm, relate a bit too much Ann Onny Mouse?
@ 31 Goldenfry: Step parents DO actually have a say over step children, since 1)They are also human and on that basis alone deserves respect, 2) They are invited by the biological parent to be in the family, and most importantly 3) They usually pay half the household expenses, the mortgage etc. (hence paying food and rent for the kid), they sometimes cook, do the laundry etc. etc.
IMO this boy needs a reality check and some seriously hard yard work.
Oh my god I love this post
@41 Ann Onny Mouse. Just out of interest, why would the dad want any of that??!
Weird comment.
I wonder if he found out he was grounded over facebook?
I expect his status is now:
“James W. WONT B ON FACEBOOK NOW BCOZ THAT FUKN BITCH WONT LET ME DO FUKN ANYTHIN!!!1!!1!!!one!
@41
Issues much??
I think James read too much Snow White.
I think screw grounding, that lil ninja needs an ass whooping!
ahh…children are a blessing.
James is epic he’s fighting evil parenting.
JAMES FTW!!!!!!!!
my fave part is that she’s like “bet another week of grounding will do the trick!”
as if he’s done this before. haha.
children are truly nature’s little miracles!!! That’s why they need to have the shit slapped out of them daily until you kick them out of the house at 15.
@31 I agree. The kid has to accept the stepparent as a parent before they try and start grounding them. From the way she refers him I don’t think they’re there. It would be a war in my house if something like this happened(Of course everything is hypothetical).
aaaaaaaahahahaha. The FUK U , is just amazing.
I lold so hard at this one I scared the shit out of my kitty cat. Best one in a while.
James ftw! Fighting off the evil step mother. She no right to ground him she should be back in the kitchen washing up or something.
That is so incredibly…inappropriate on all levels!!!! I would beat that child to within an inch of his life and then beat his daddy for good measure!!
How do this grounding thing works? I’ve never got grounded before…I don’t think it would’ve worked on me.. I got beat when I was little…
haaaaaaaaaaaa JAMES! LOL…… i love lamebook… this one is KILLING ME
Corporal punishment FTW!
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@#38 Tanizaki “Get off my lawn.”
pfffffftt!!! you just made me *gigglesnort*
HILARIOUS.
haha! this is great
The callow youth has no style. Clearly he should have written “HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS”.
@Prcksicht Your comment just made it more hilarious
@Prcksicht is right, theres just no sense of class today. if you wanna assassinate someones character, do it right.
I’d beat the shit out of James for being a cunt.
well it is his step-mom so i get it. all the step-moms ive ever met (not my own, my parents are still together) are horrid to their step kids and the real dads dont do shit about it which is wrong. so you go james!
@ESM
that’s really dumb, not ALL step-mom’s are evil or whatever, and honestly, the kid deserves to be grounded for behaving like a five-year-old. whether he had a point or not, throwing a fit doesn’t get your point heard, not to mention he spelled “fuck” wrong… twice. i’d ground his ass just for that, lol.
James, you are my hero.
How I wish MY stepmother could be on the receiving end of this.
As someone who grew up with step-parents on both sides of my family, I know of what I speak when I say that step-parents absolutely cannot be the chief disciplinarian of their step-children; it doesn’t work, and it ruins the already-strained relationship.
Ronda needs to learn that to James, she’s just some adult, holding no more authority or respect than a neighbour, or a friend of his parents.
From the little we can see of Ronda, she appears to be trying to establish herself as dominant over James, and if she doesn’t smarten up, James’ dad will send her packing if he cares about his son.
Hey sensfan33, what happens when the biological parent fails to step up in the disciplinary aspect of the child’s life? Should the step-parent just sit back and watch the kid that they obviously care a lot about become an incoherent, undisciplined, waste of skin?
I was just wondering since you seem to be an expert on this issue. Did your parents (step or biological) take time raising you properly? Because from this little shit-head’s attitude it looks like something is missing. So props to Ronda for actually caring.
BTW, the Sens suck. Eat a dick loser.