Is he really getting his tongue split? Makes sense. Not many would show a pic of their root canal. I think he may regret that one day…
I once met a girl who wanted to have her 2nd and 4th toes amputated for aesthetic reasons. She thought it would look better. Yes, she was unhinged. She also told her friends that she would kill herself one day and that when she did they would receive a package in the mail. I always wondered if it would contain a toe…
Percentage increase in blood flow is what was originally being discussed, but then Sumenri asked if this meant arousal and Rick confirmed, thereby trying to apply the percentage increase to arousal. While I get what he’s trying to say and it’s meant to be a win, Rick tried to say that Sumenri doesn’t arouse women at all, ever. However, percentages only apply to numbers above zero, so an 11% increase from zero is not possible to calculate; the solution would still be zero.
The formula for calculating percentage can be:
Where x=11, y=original state of arousal (in this case being zero), and z=calculated state of arousal after smelling pumpkin pie.
Because, as we all know, anything multiplied by zero is zero. I agree Rick isn’t making perfect sense, but we can all see how he was trying to slam Sumenri.
Facepunch5000 is saying that in order for the solution for a percentage increase to be equal to 11, the original state would have to be 100. This is true, since 11% of 100 is 11. However, Rick is exclusively referring to percentage, so I can see how what Facepunch5000 said can be misinterpreted.
@12: Rick is saying that Sumenri NEVER arouses women, come on man!!! where on earth do you get 9.91% from??
@16, 20, 22: yes 11% of 0 is 0. But 0%+11% is 11%… BUT 11% of 0 which still brings back to 0… I think this means his point still stands: he still brings his point across that Sumenri never arouses girls (ouch), perhaps he’s saying that even the pumpkin pie can’t help Sumenri haha…
IMHO It’s a win
@24: yes it would equal 111 but that’s what he was saying, it would need to be 100 for 11% to raise it by 11. total= 111, not a realistic number (and also irrelevant since it should be 11% not 11, but the maths was TECHNICALLY correct anyway) but then again… geez people it’s pumpkin pie: come on guys anyone who believes that pumpkin pie is gonna get you laid in the first place needs their head read!! ANYWAY THIS IS TOTALLY BESIDES THE POINT!! See above: HE STILL BRINGS HIS POINT ACROSS THAT SUMENRI NEVER AROUSES GIRLS, perhaps the pie won’t help either (it probably won’t)