I have done that before. shit mittens haha
1. Using that logic, I am a pussy.
Well, I’ve certainly never heard it called a starburst before, but no, no I’m fairly certain it won’t work that way.
Starburst comes in fruit flavors..peach is a fruit..logic is valid
Holy shit, stickfigure, that made me lol out loud.
Pete doesn’t have soap? Ooooh, fancy shit mittens! Look who’s having tea with the queen!
@5 And I’m an asshole…
actually the birth control WILL work
#1. yodawg is what I eat.
After it has passed through my digestive tract.
#2. so, is her starburst her vagina or her asshole? not that it matters, I guess. she should just have her uterus removed to be on the safe side.
#3. ha. Shit Mittens – the forerunning GOP candidate?
No plunger Pete?
@12 Inside out kittens require a plunger for their creation.
…hang on a tickety!
if every time you masturbate, g0d kills a kitten…
and every time you masturbate, you kills a kitten…
hmmm…nah I lost where I was going with that.
How is Hannah’s status too much information?
Using plastic bags to protect your hands is an excellent idea. I’ve done it myself when dealing with shit. Animal shit that is.
^what do you use for human shit, then?
although, humans are animals, but we’ll let that slide.
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