Monday, November 23, 2009

Likeable Likes






previous post: DUHploma



  1. and that’s why I hope facebook never introduces an unlike button.

  2. this charlene asshole has no brians at all and cant spell. asshole.


  4. A dislike button you mean. Unliking is what you do to an already liked status.

  5. I take it this Charlene’s first attempt at written English.

  6. michaels dad mustache

    what the hell is charlene even saying

  7. let’s set up a pool, first one to decipher Charlene’s dialect wins.

  8. Jo had a baby with Joe?

  9. Charlene makes me want to get her pregnant and leave her when the baby is 3 weeks old

  10. i kind of get what shes saying, but its like, not that smart really.

  11. Excuse me miss, where is the maternity ward?

  12. fake flexo, i have neer talked like a teeny bopper you asshole imposter. you are such an asshole retart.

  13. HOLY!!! Charlene gave me a bleeding headache!!
    Thanks, Thanks a lot!!

  14. they should start implementing computer a literacy license.. must pass a spelling test to use any form of media, and get enough infractions and they will suspend your illiterate ass

  15. Effin Geezah’s. 10 to 1 says Charlene’s up the duff as we speak.

  16. Lee’s plan to give Anthony Aids worked.

  17. Holy hell, Charlene is some sort of lolcat.

  18. computer literacy test*

    lol – infraction #1

  19. HAHA! Charlene is the BEST name for someone who talks like that. I can picture her being australian. Fark yeah Charloin!

  20. Joe… how can you “like” this comment, you sad, sad prick! What has Jo or Molly ever done to you? If you weren’t ready to settle down, then why fuck Jo? You’re a fucking twat and Jo can do better than you. When Molly is older she will not want anything to do with you and I don’t blame her! You don’t deserve to be a father to be honest. You make me sick, what you’ve done. JUST FUCKING GROW UP JOE!

  21. LOL! good post

  22. I hate turtles

  23. stupid likes turtles.

    well this was unfortunate, I put a minutes effort in my last post for the duhsomething. fuckyall as americans say sometimes, youll have to read it here aswell.

    Now, I’ve been thinking about our fortune to be able to chat like this on Lamebook, and I’ve come to the conclusion that we are realy not to blame. Because no matter what ever we say here everything will still remain the same. And the sort of discusssions on this board will, and have always been, just amusement for all of us in a very subjective way.

    you bloody childabuser

  24. damn, Charlene. Learn to spell.

  25. Salamiflavoredspider

    If flexo is saying your spelling is bad, you are either correct. or a complete “retart”

  26. i am so sick of the fake assholes using my name like this. you are retarts and need to learn how to be nice to me. I am the coolest thing tohappen here assholes. i am so cool you assholes mock me and pretend to be me. think about that assholes, before you say i am the retart here.

  27. lol @ leverhundar. You have watched way too much “Kath & Kim” if you truly believe Australians as a general consensus speak like that.

  28. I approve of this.

  29. I really, really, really hope that the baby’s name is really Molly in English and is only spelled Moiile in Idiot.

  30. I can tell that Michael is in deep mourning for dear ol’ Stefanie. I’m sure he will be weeping buckets at her funeral. Now there’s a good friend!

  31. #27
    I like what you are saying. When I am about to die youare admitted to tell me stuff.

    But now you are not welcome.

    I lead the train.

  32. Reading Charlene was harder than anything ‘ve ever done

  33. Charlene should never have access to a computer.

  34. ha ha ratcoon’s widow!

    nice one my friend

  35. @ Cultured Bogan, I know heaps of aussies that speak like that! (what I imagined in my head when I wrote it. Not quite like K&K though. Way more screechy than that xD.) I never thought K&K was funny. Oh and I lived in aus for 22 years. Charloin!! x)

  36. Oh, I wasn’t dead when I wrote that one, I was alive then. Resurected.

  37. BAH typo *resurrected. anyways 35 and 36 are both me.

  38. you are all retarts. especially the ones who pretend to be me. it effin pisses me off.

  39. @rdkulsns
    Thanks for the translation. That sh*t was too hard to read.

  40. Isnt a Moiile the jewish person who carries out a circumcision….

    (it’s ok I know it’s spelt Mohle but since everything else seemed to be phonetically spelt maybe this was also…)

  41. this is just too much. this is my last post as flexo. i will make a new name, not mentioning what it is so that new name wont be copied. you can all disregard any posts by flexo or the like, they are just retarts who want to be like me.

  42. you asshole imposters. i would never use a word like effin asshole. you assholes are just assholes who have to pick on me. i still dont see how the hell you people get brians out of brains. assholes.

  43. I really hope Charlene typed that with a 3/4 empty bottle of vodka and a bottle of sleeping pills next to the keyboard. Even if she was completely sober, I’m gonna pretend she wasn’t just so I can maintain my faith in the future of humanity.

  44. Escaped Polar Bear

    They picked a hell of a Moiile.

  45. Joe rules.

  46. i think charlene is probably english… unfortunately

  47. @ Real Flexo

    This is the end.)
    This story’s old but it goes on and on until we disappear,
    (This is the calm.)
    Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath,
    (We are the risen.)
    I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea,
    (After the storm.)
    I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean,
    (Rest in the sea.)
    I know that this is what you want, a funeral keeps both of us apart.
    (Washed up on the beach.)
    You know that you are not alone, I need you like water in my lungs.

  48. maybe charlene is a woodpecker and its really difficult to type with her beak?

  49. What exactly is a retart? Is it more or less tart than say…regular tart?

  50. i think its like when you eat a candy and it comes back up on you

  51. ththis sucks. i’m going to try to get some sleep. gnatt mfuckrs.

  52. Oh manteeth, you just opened up a can of worms.

  53. @ dildo

    that was so dumb i want to kill myself

  54. I’m not sure why I was looking up information on Rape and Survivors earlier today. Perhaps it has to do with the month-long down swing I recently climbed out of, and upon looking back, the bottom, and beginning of the turn upwards, was the one-year anniversary of my sexual assault. This realization came two days after the one year mark…I didn’t realize it on the date, but it happened that my roommate decided not to come home (we hadn’t been getting along…I was in the midst of a depression and she was under extreme stress…we couldn’t be around each other). At any rate, like I said, it didn’t hit me what night it was initially, but since my roommate wasn’t home, I checked the doors many times in order to be sure they were really locked, and closed all of the windows even though it was humid. Oh, and I got drunk so I could fall asleep. I’ve been doing that a lot lately. Then the next night, I was in the back room of my apartment getting a window fan to put in my bedroom (I figured I was safe since the dog sleeps with me now). I heard my dog barking at the door. I didn’t see anyone come in. But I heard a door close. It was my roommate’s bedroom door, but I didn’t see her. I called out her name several times; there was no answer.

    I ran into the living room, and just sat on the couch, curled up in a ball, crying. I was convinced someone (he) found out where I moved, broke in, and was just waiting for me to fall asleep so he could kill me. I figured he was pissed that I got away unharmed, and wanted me to pay. I sat frozen for who knows how long…then decided I had to look in her room. It was probably all in my head, but in order to fall asleep, I had to know. So with visions of him being in there, I called my dog, and made her walk in front of me to the door. I wanted to knock to see if it was my roommate, but then I thought, if it is him, he’d know I was at the door, and if I opened it, he would grab me. So instead I quietly turned the knob, and gently swung the door open. A bag that was hanging from the doorknob swung slightly, and I screamed, and began sobbing uncontrollably, as an image of him flashed in my mind. After a moment or two, I gathered myself enough to start breathing again, and poked my head into the room, to see my roommate sitting up in bed looking at me very confused. I mumbled an apology, and ran to the couch, where I collapsed and wept. She didn’t come out of her room, and I felt more alone than I had ever felt in my life (I found out later that she was still asleep and didn’t remember me coming in).

    The thing is, is that after assault, and after I was in a safe place for a while, I felt pretty much okay. I didn’t realize the lingering fear. I thought it was over. But everything from that night flooded back, the feeling in the pit of my stomach that I had to throw up, but couldn’t move, and the fear; the fear alone was paralyzing.

  55. Is somebody going to tell “gift to assholes” flexo how to spell “retards”?

  56. lets get into the christmas spirit.

  57. oh, just scroll down a little bit, and you can hear a clip from flexo.

  58. i have ruined you flexo, and you KNOW IT.

  59. original fake flexo

    im not even doing all these fake ones anymore, others started to. we all know you like the attention here, but i still have ruined you.

  60. you asshole retart you havent ruined anything but your own pathetic life

  61. Ha, aids.

  62. Moiile? For fucking serious?

  63. @ original fake flexo

    You also ruined all the potential laughs, but I have to say I was getting pretty sick of flexo. May he burn in hell.

  64. Hotapps likes this.

  65. Elvis: No offense, Jack, but President Kennedy was a white man.
    JFK: They dyed me this color! That’s how clever they are!

  66. original fake flexo

    @ CHAZZ

    i realize there may have been good laughs, but he had it coming.

  67. I think my eyes are bleeding after attempting to read Charlene’s comment :(

    Well done rdkulsns for translating.

  68. Elvis: The revealing of her panties wasn’t intentional or unintentional. She just didn’t give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatening, she didn’t mind if I get a bird’s eye view of her love nest. It was same to her as a house cat sneaking a peek.

  69. wtf.

  70. Elvis: Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
    JFK: Hey, you’re copying my best lines!
    Elvis: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let’s take care of business.
    JFK: Just what are you getting at, Elvis?
    Elvis: I think you know what I’m gettin’ at Mr. President. We’re gonna kill us a mummy.

  71. Elvis: [looking at himself in the mirror, thinking] How could I have gone from the king of rock’n'roll to this? An old guy in a restroom in East Texas with a *growth* on his pecker.

  72. I wonder if that was from boz’s (the real life one) livejournal?

  73. Elvis: I was dreamin’. Dreamin’ my dick was out and I was checkin’ to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife Priscilla and bust it by jackin’ off. Or I’d like to think that’s what I’d do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was, I hadn’t had a hard-on in years.

  74. This post is so amazing I just shat my pants again!

  75. Charlene sounds like a British chav to me :)

    The aids one ftw :p

  76. I think Joe likes the fact that Jo thanked him for leaving her, or perhaps he’s being sarcastic by thanking her for telling the world about it. And why on earth has Jo still got Joe as someone who is able to view or comment on her facebook!!

  77. I’m guessing she kept him on there so he could see her status updates and try to upset him, but it just turned around and bit her in her fat ass.

  78. Joe got Jo pregnant. Then Joe left after baby Joe/Jo jr. was only 3 weeks old. Jo posts a status about it and Joe hits the like button.

    Is anyone as confused as I am?

  79. As if the whole situation didn’t scream “trailer trash” before Charlene had to join in.

  80. maybe Jo was just confused

    I mean Joe*

  81. I like turtles.

  82. please remove the rip, stefanie.
    that is in referance to stefanie spielman, the 42 year old wife of chris spielman, OSU and former Cleveland Browns player. She succumbed to cancer after a 10 year battle and was an inspiration in the breast cancer survivor community…

  83. Nicole (#81)

    Sounds like a great woman. But why should it be removed? The lame part is that someone “liked” a sentiment of remembrance. The person being remembered isn’t being called lame.

  84. Maybe Charlene was the daughter of Jo and Joe. Her spelling and grammer seems to represent that of a 3 week old.

  85. Is it possible that all these were submitted by the same people who liked the status, just for the lolz?

  86. Charlene sounds like some awful chav. Broken Britain etc.

  87. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Boz clone is now anonisgay?

    Flexo is the new anon.

    Lamebook will eat itself.

    Fuckin’ petarts*.

    *yes that is supposed to be spelt / spelled that way.

  88. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Cultured Bogan needs to go look up the word consensus in a dictionary. You can take a bogan to culture, but you can’t make it think.

    I think Charlene is probably english, but her teenage chav mother undoubtedly named her for Kylie Minogue’s character in the aussie soap Neighbours.

  89. Hey Thesaurapist 13(F) you tink you so smat wif you’s big words an stuff.

    You carnt named sum1 for a caractar, its namd AFTA som1.


  90. I can understand why Joe wanted out of that situation. Way to go Joe!

  91. Hey Nicole

    Only sluts get breast cancer.

  92. I dont think there spelling mistakes, more abreviations. I think she was so angry and trying to type so fast she was missing keys and typing letters in the wrong order; let me translate it for you;
    “How can you like this comment you sad prick!! What has Jo or Mollie ever done to you……eh. If you wasn’t ready to settle down,then why fuck with Jo. Your a fucken twat and Jo can do better than you. When Mollies older she will not want fuck all to do with you, which I don’t blame her!!You dont deserve to be a father ???. You make me sick with what you have done JUST FUCKEN GROW UP JOE!
    Is that a bit clearer!

  93. I love them Britons, their comments and “slang” are just a hoot, eh?

  94. Not all Britons talk like that. Most of us took the education we were offered and learned how to talk. Gutted that this is what the world is seeing… I can almost put bets on the fact their English :P

  95. Oooops… I’ve totally made an arse of myself… They’re not their.. :/

  96. @el_monty

    if they submitted it, it you say “you like this” and “unlike” instead of like. so none of them did… unless they got on someone else’s name to take the screen shot haha

  97. Glad you all ‘liked’ the Charlene comment as much as I did. To put you all out of your misery I can disclose that she resides in the North West of England, UK.

    Oh and I’m sure you will all love to know that this tragic tale has a happy ending. Jo, Joe & Jo Jnr are all back together and the former two are officially ‘in a relationship’.

  98. Anastasia from Russia

    You are to be commended, thanks OP!

  99. dats not even my kid yo… Bitch cheated on me… stupid ho

  100. rofl… the comments…

  101. HAHAHAH! the ‘joe walking out on baby’ status is fucking hilarious. i can’t believe the guy had the balls the click ‘like’ after walking out on his woman. that’s gold, and i would very much like to have a beer or two with the guy who did that. fuck kids, let women take care of them!

  102. bobbywhy is an idiot. F*ck kids, let woman take care of them? what an ignorant moron you are

  103. Jo and Joe? No wonder he left! How humiliating.

  104. This might one of the worst things I have ever seen. Bosnia didn’t seem this bad.

  105. The flexo imposters are retarts! Yeesh.

    I suppose imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Keep worshipping your idol, dipshits! Maybe one day you’ll be able to create your own legendary internet persona, instead of ripping off someone else’s. As for ruining him, please, you merely give him more publicity. You think celeb lookalikes ruin the celebs?

  106. LOL @ Lee!

    Fucking chavs. I can’t even figure out if the kid’s name is Moile or Moiile, because of retarded people’s penchants for doubling up certain vowels. Either way, it’s a name to be expected of a child whose parents share the same name.

  107. Jesus! Learn how to put sentences together and SPELL for fucks sake. Does my head in – seriously. Breathe then type, don’t hold your breath. Or maybe, hold your breath.

  108. so i usually don’t comment, but this is ridiculous. i’m generally a nice person, and i always try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but really charlene? like, are you on your cell phone updating? did you spill water on it? do that many letters really not work? are you on a computer? have that many keys been broken off and are now unusable? a sed sad prick? NO ONE should EVER bitch about the “mcdonald’s workers” who “need to learn proper english” when there are idiots like you walking around, you make them look like 4th term english majors.

  109. LMAOLMAOLMAO funniest thing on the face of the planet

  110. Joe is my new hero……

  111. I was going to comment on the “likes” but am enjoying the comments more. Flexo/Fake Flexo/Original Fake Flexo/Retarts…..
    Crying with laughter, so funny it hurts!

  112. Got milk?

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