So the Dean of Medicine was giving a tour of the hospital to his shareholders, and they passed by a room and saw a patient standing next to his bed, holding the bed for support, and furiously masturbating. Everyone was astonished, but the Dean, being a witty individual, told the shareholders that the man had a rare condition that caused an incredible overproduction of semen, and the man had to masturbate several times a day in order to relieve the pressure and keep his reproductive system from literally exploding.
They continued the tour, and about 20 minutes later, they came across another room where a male patient was getting a blow job from one of the hospital nurses. The shareholders looked at the Dean rather accusingly, when he stated, “Same problem as the other guy, better health plan.”
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