Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Leggo My Dildo

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  1. Female necrophile?

  2. Just to clarify, a female necrophile is called a “necrophile”.

    The mind boggles – and the legs involuntarily cross – at whatever ailment has forced Jane to self-prescribe genital numbing.

  3. That can’t be very comfortable, can it?

  4. So, if a tongue will freeze to a metal pole, wouldn’t it be likely that nether regions might freeze to a block of ice? At least, long enough for things to be uncomfortable?

  5. I think it’s genius.

  6. Save money? Seems like it would be a bit too cold for comfort.

  7. melts in your twat, not in your hand

  8. evil robot bill

    She must be going for the Edward Cullen thing…

  9. Guys and girls. i had to join up just to tell you to give it a go you will be pleasantly surprised. Try banananas, those long frozen ices or almost anything that can be frozen. Then try an ice cube on your tongue.

  10. lol @ evil robot bill!

    What’s with all the dildos today??

  11. dietpillpyramidscheme

    Looks like it’s in a condom.. Maybe that would make it not sick-freeze?

    What if you used warming lube, with ice dildo? Oh, the possibilities…

  12. Maybe she was just going for an untraditional way of cooling her soda?

  13. Yay! Frozen good-good!!!

  14. dietpillpyramidscheme

    *stick-freeze, like how your tongue can get stuck to a pole..

  15. dietpillpyramidscheme

    By the way, what do we think Jane and Hailey are to each other?
    Lovers, sisters, flat-mates, friends, mother and daughter, even?

  16. assuming it doesn’t stick to you and just works out, wouldn’t it melt because of your body temperature? who wants a shrinking penis?

  17. And I thought I was the only one who liked to eat my waffles topped with a frozen dildo.

  18. i like waffles.

  19. I don’t think it would stick like a tongue does to a pole unless the room around you was freezing cold. However, it would more than likely melt within 10 minutes which would hardly be worth it, hahaha.

    On another note, why would you do that when you live with other people? That’s just…wrong.

  20. lol

  21. This isn’t so strange. I like to put my pocket pussy in the fridge next to the salmon fillets. Slap some mayo in that bad boy and it’s just like my ex coming home from a night on the town.

  22. Maybe it’s a joke she’s going to play on someone.

  23. Oh, and PS, it would just melt

  24. it would melt, into the condom

  25. @ flexible, word, slim, mcowles and I have experience with that particular fruit! ha ha ha…

  26. i looooove the ice dildo idea!! i think i’m gonna try it!

  27. I have to agree that i think that is a great idea…i think i will give it a go but will have to put some serious thought into it…i think….

    I think you do it as like a anti-horny maker…like guys have a cold shower….?
    Maybe it will just be good-who knows?

  28. Nah, those are totally legit.
    Trust me…

    ;]

    And after all that pounding, it turns into a slushy.

  29. i’d turn your gud gud into a slushy… just sayin

  30. Lapis Lazuli Long

    I agree, it sounds like a great idea. I have often had to grab a few ice cubes on nights alone reading wild sex stories. Everything gets really warm and it not only feels good but also really cool (no pun intended) to feel it melt inside.

    Also, I’m guessing all the dildos today is to make it easier for everyone who drags the comments to sex within 10 comments.

  31. I’d like to know how she got it that round.

    I just tried making one, and one end was huge and the other pointed. I had to squish it between some Tator Tots and peas to get the whole thing the same width lol.

  32. slimjayz: Niiiice.

  33. Although this is not the first time I’ve heard of a frozen dildo, this is the first time I’ve heard of it being made from water.

    You see, on one of my enlightening trips through the delightful world of urbandictionary.com, I came across an entry entitled alaskan pipeline. Apparently, an alaskan pipeline involved defecating into a condom, freezing it, and using it to penetrate the anus. You’re welcome.

  34. @ evil robot bill: Funny you should mention that. Yes, you can put it in the freezer as well.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve6OT91e-lM

  35. @Denjiro

    The music in that is hilarious.

  36. evil robot bill

    “I bought one of these Vamps because I have been reading the twilight series for the past 4 years and I have wanted nothing more than to feel a rock hard sparking dick inside of me. So much that I have made my boyfriend tape his dick inbetween his legs and wear the vamp instead because I like it that much more. Of course I wanted more of a feel for it so after reading these reviews I went ahead and put it in the freezer. I love nothing more than to pretend that my boyfriend is a glittering fucking vampire sliding his marble cold dick inside of me. I suggest that anyone who likes vampires get this product. My boyfriend was really hesistant at first but I think he likes roleplaying now, I think it makes him feel more masculine being a sparkling creature. I’m hoping that they come out with a Jacob one for him to put on. I just will have to figure out a safe way to heat it up to 108 degrees without burning my vagina. The one downside to this product is, I wish that if left my vagina sparking afterwards.”

    Awesome.

  37. http://www.ehow.com/how_2123254_make-ice-dildo.html

    lol

  38. Hasn’t anyone used a glass dildo before? they can be “cooled down” (not a good idea to freeze them for long, they may break) AND warmed up. They just won’t stay cold like ice will, but at least they won’t melt. Although they are more expensive than some tap water and a condom.

  39. @CyanideOnyx – yes, yes I have.

  40. http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP&Category_Code=DI

    “Bagheera 12/02/2009
    OMG I love the vamp I glued a bunch of hair from my moms wigs onto it and pretended it’s Jacob :] GO VAMP!”

    “Robyn 01/25/2010
    What I really wanted was an ice-cold penis in my needy vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a geiser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog. “

  41. Jane’s vag must be as huge as the Titanic to take that iceberg…

  42. you know wat, i experimented at one point with ice cubes… but i was a virgin when i did it… but now seeing this idea….. i think i may try sum kinkierones… ilove coldness rubbing down on my… *ahem*… even more when its drippign down my butt cheeks

  43. hahaa, this just reminded me of when i was in hospital after having my son. i went to the kitchen to get some ice water and looked in the freezer for the ice but all that was there was a bunch of frozen condoms filled with water! i was like WTF!? They never offered me one!

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