If I was Shredder, I’d have just bought all the pizza chains in the world and set them up to refuse the sale of pizza to turtles or anyone conspiring with them. That way, they’d be pizza-less and it would only be a matter of time until they either submitted or went insane.
I think that’s awesome – kids should have the chance to be kids. You grow up so quick as it is, then you have to deal with sucky people who try to destroy your innocence and shatter all your illusions…bastards. Good for you, Cy’s parents!