Comments on: Keg Stand Philosophy

By: Vancouver

Vancouver — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 21:37:54 +0000

Translation: this guy goes to Purdue.

By: Peach

Peach — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:43:04 +0000

Holy*

By: BigD218

BigD218 — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:03:28 +0000

“Holly Land” Typical believer

By: MashaB

MashaB — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 08:52:37 +0000

He needs to have his milk and go to sleep.

By: MichealWP

MichealWP — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:50:11 +0000

this is only missing one line… allow me to add it for you:

And finally I would just like to add that yes my parents were at Woodstock and they sampled everything that got passed around… including whatever it was that made me!

By: lamebookpro

lamebookpro — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:42:54 +0000

he left out “I am also a professional cunt”

By: Fran

Fran — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:31:18 +0000

He said “the planet Mars and Pluto” implying that Mars was a planet but Pluto was not.

If he’d said “planets” then you would be correct.

By: Lil Bit

Lil Bit — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:28:24 +0000

Poor Pluto, constantly being reminded of its demoted status… =[

By: KittypotpieBeansprout

KittypotpieBeansprout — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:36:08 +0000

Ruled by Pluto and Mars… certainly not ruled by planet earth, that’s for sure.

By: Zig

Zig — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:19:34 +0000

So in other words, he’s a tool.

By: Hannah

Hannah — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:36:16 +0000

Wikipedia-educated. Sigh.

By: David

David — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:56:06 +0000

Hahahahaha! What a cock!

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:29:41 +0000

Pluto is not a planet anymore…….

By: BillyACanada

BillyACanada — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:00:36 +0000

“Passion of my soul”? Is this guy for real?

By: Keyser Soze

Keyser Soze — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:15:46 +0000

-> Learn how to spell pilgrimage …

By: Marie

Marie — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:56:37 +0000

I really see a J.D. in this person’s future. And I’m an attorney.

By: Kriddle

Kriddle — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:28:55 +0000

LOL @ MM

This is ridiculous!

By: Allie

Allie — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:26:56 +0000

It’s you consistent pursuit of balance that makes you need to SHUT THE FUCK UP

By: Anon

Anon — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:21:10 +0000

by-product of parental coddling

By: the lamest

the lamest — Sun, 03 May 2009 09:00:35 +0000

wow

By: hoo

hoo — Sun, 03 May 2009 03:46:11 +0000

How do you manage to explain Descartes with beer flowing into your mouth? Either you are not doing a keg stand and are explaining your upside-down philosophies while being ironically dangled by your ankles, or you are speaking out of your ass. Matt thinks you are lame, therefore you are.

By: mm

mm — Sat, 02 May 2009 18:18:14 +0000

pluto is no longer a planet and any explanation of any theory will be hard to take seriously with simple words like “consistent” misspelled

By: Sean

Sean — Fri, 01 May 2009 20:05:00 +0000

I wish I was the definition of passion and wisdom.

By: JR

JR — Fri, 01 May 2009 14:42:59 +0000

agreed- W. T. F. is this guy for real?? let me know “being ruled by planets Mars & Pluto” works out for ya. And btw- I thought Pluto wasn’t a planet anymore….??

By: matt

matt — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:21:49 +0000

hahahahaha this is my favorite so far.