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This is why I don’t support adding family members to facebook.
Or you could just not waste your time doing these quizzes…
Or, if you must, don’t post the fucking thing to your home page.
To be fair, if that was me, my mam probably wouldn’t have said anything/made a joke.
Okay- I can kind of understand someone adding their parents. IF they know they won’t be doing quizzes like that.
BUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER??? Seriously? On facebook?!
I don’t see anything wrong with family members on FB, but that’s where discretion comes in. I’m friended with cousins and my dad, who I know won’t pay any attention to what I do because he uses FB for poker with his friends. Meanwhile, an estranged uncle tried to add me for some reason, and it was an instant DENY.
Meh…I dunno. Some people are more open with their family than others. Some people just need to get over this childish sex-is-naughy-business-LULZ! attitude.
#5 agreed. I guess as I hit my late twenties I reached that point where my mother saw me as somewhat of an adult. She’s pretty funny sometimes (it can get a tad disturbing at times however).
Yeah, agreed, Penny Lane.
eighth
I bet mom and granny are proud of their promiscuous lil girl!
#9
LOL. Though being good in bed doesn’t necessarily equal promiscuity
I suck cocks for fun.
Just did the same test and got the same result!!!
Tori if you read this call me
If your parents are not cool and believe in pulling out instead of condoms , leave the fuck out of facebook !!! Jeez , what would it take for people to get it?!
If your parents are not cool and believe in pulling out instead of condoms , leave them the fuck out of facebook !!! Jeez , what would it take for people to get it?!
Rule of thumb: If your granny is a) still alive and b) young enough to know how to use an ATM, let alone surf da interwebz & set up a FB account, then you’re probably too young for gran & mum to be cool with learning about your tantric sex skillz.
Just sayin’.
@Spoder
LMAO
I think the family are being tight asses. If you insisted on being on your granddaughter’s Facebook expect that you may see things you wouldn’t normally see. Its HER facebook, not your dinner table.
I wonder how Mel got pregnant with Tori. And then I wonder how Stella got pregnant with Mel. Maybe it’s the issue of the bed they take offense to. Maybe Mel likes to take her sausage while bent over the stove.
Grow up Mel and Stella and stop shitting on your grand/daughter’s facebook, you stupid whores.
Spoder wins !
am i the only one who’s suspicious that the test was taken 13 hours ago, but the comments were made on a specific date?
@ProtestTheWHORE
er… the person who took the screenshot took it 13 hours after it was posted, on the 22nd of May or whatever the date on the comments says…
I like turtles.
@ProtestTheWHORE
This is probably fake. I can’t believe Lamebook has such a high volume of submissions that they would wait 6 months to put one up.
And yes, if the result was posted 13 hours ago, the comments should have been posted 13 or less hours ago as well.
Here we go with the ‘fake’ comments.
Bored now.
This isn’t good enough to be fake!
If I were going to create some fake Facebook thing, I’d want it to be epic. But then again, people would call fake just because it WAS epic. Hm, dilemma.
Sometimes I wonder if people purposefully overanalyze things just so they can sound smart and declare random internet postings fake.
LOL BOOBS
People are adding GRANDMOTHERS now? Good lord. I have my mom on mine BUT I have her blocked from all my status updates so I don’t have to deal with shit like this.
@southernbellee:
Or rather, grandmothers add them. And despite not really understanding how Facebook works. they somehow understand enough to be offended if they find you’re not adding them.
However, I don’t take sex quizzes, so I don’t mind being friends with my entire family. There’s honestly nothing I would post that I wouldn’t want my grandmother or mother to read. I’d rather not post about my sex life at all on Facebook regardless of who reads it.
This is a really common quiz, and a ton of people I know have taken it, or a similar quiz. It’s all in good fun, and it’s not to be taken seriously. I see when my sister posts this shit, and I don’t care. My mom sees, she doesn’t care. The only lame I see here is how humorless and suppressed this family is. How interesting that so many parents/grandparents claim to want to be more involved in their children’s/grandchildren’s lives, yet protest any honesty about what’s really going on in their lives. To the point of whitewashing their own pasts in order to maintain a position of judgment and condemnation. So glad my family is chill.
Grandpa? Lord.
Quizzes are lame anyways, and I’m thinking grandma’s trying to fit in with the modern generation a little too hard.
@Quitit
YES! Precisely what I was thinking! I’m glad to see that not everyone is as lame as Tori.
@fleakfragfry
I presume you took the quiz and posted it then.
I don’t understand these quizzes. How anyone is stupid enough to think that answering a few questions could possibly result in an accurate rating of how good you are in bed is beyond me. People that proceed to publish the results, with results such as “you’re in the top 5% of all lovers” are blatantly trying to imply that it’s true. If you need to take a quiz like that in the first place, then my guess is you’re very shit in bed. IMO the mother and grandmother are not lame for disapproving, as Tori might as well have posted a status saying “I’m awesome in bed, someone please have sex with me!”…which by any standards, means she is a slut. You can be good in bed, but don’t need to advertise it, because if you really feel the need to advertise you might as well be sell it too.
might as well sell it too*
Then why dont they just GTFO?
This is the reason why I blocked my mother on FB!
could have been worse if Granny took the quiz.
@quitit
Yes yes, we get the message; old people do not know how Facebook – or the internet in general – works. In the case of your direct family, this is something of a mercy, as they’d be mortified to learn how patronising you have repeatedly been about them here. This seems to be the only thing you ever post about. Please feel free to STFU about it, ‘k?
No-one should be surprised that you don’t post about your sex life on Facebook, given that you are quite obviously too young to have one – finger banging over Robert Pattinson not withstanding. Or I pray to God that this is the case, as regardless of actual age, you come across as being too immature to be having sex. Please do not breed. Ever.
Ageism is my favourite form of bigotry, as the people who subscribe to it will – if they’re lucky – one day become the subject of their own fallacies. Fountain Of Youth be damned – we have plenty of youth about, but what we really need is a Fountain Of *Smart* . . .
I took the quiz too and got “small and manageable”
@Thesaurapist 13(F)
Wow, you must be really old
Don’t be silly – if I was old, I wouldn’t know how to work teh interwebs!
Ooh! What does this button d
Instead of worrying about adding your grandmother or not, how about not posting details of your sex life on facebook when you KNOW your grandmother and mother are on your friends list!
Totally fake. I’ve had it with these “Hi, this is your (father/mother/aunt/grandmother/grandfather) and you just did what?” Come on, let’s stick to content that at least appears to be real.
@Luis
I’ve seen many “this is your mother” posts on facebook. A lot of moms do that to show the friends of their daughter/son/whatever that they are the mom.
Heck, in person my mom has said something like “this is something your mother should know!”
I’m pretty sick of the people that dismiss messages as fake because of their misguided assumptions that they know how everyone in the world uses facebook.
#17
EXACTLY! My MIL didn’t like some of the stuff she saw on facebook. She said “I love you guys, it’s not for me.” And she quietly closed her account.
This is how GROWN PEOPLE behave.
#41
Why should people censor themselves?
Thesaurapist 13(F)
Oh, you know me so well! I mean, what with my text speak and my constant references to Twilight, how could I NOT be a young person who diddles over Robert Pattinson? I’m glad someone finally understands me. I’ve been waiting my whole … hm, how old do you think I am … 15 years and now here, on Lamebook, I’ve found someone to define me.
Thank you. Just, thank you, kind stranger.
Lol Mcowles take a pill or something…chill.
#40 LMAO
@Quitit
You’re welcome!
The Pattinson thing was admittedly low. And if anything, you’re generally to be commended for your use of language.
But did my statement illustrate to you how annoying offhand remarks about people based on their age can be?
This was at least the third thread you’ve done that on – I don’t even think you’re aware you’re doing it, or how patronising it sounds. Not every parent / grandparent is as inept at using Facebook as yours apparently are.
Slut!! :thumbup:
bahahahahahahahahahah
A father that really, really loved his daughter would have already known and taken credit
@ deliverstehcawk – Thanks! I nearly choked on my coffee when I read that. It would have been worth it! Too funny.