All were funny, except Chad. I only say this because I’m noticing that David Caruso jokes are getting as common and old as Bieber, Rhianna, MJ jokes, and the like.
To me, all of these sorts of jokes were at least a little funny, at once time or another, but not anymore. Where’s Hobes when you need him for a rant?
So Chad, I say to you, as I force you to sit down onto a gun;
“I guess you were just, *puts sunglasses on* gunning for a hot round shot in you” YEAAHHH. *please note sarcasm, and not a serious attempt at humour*
I’m getting a little fed up with all the hoops I have to jump through to understand all the lamebook “jokes.” First I had to read all the Harry Potter and Twilight books, then I had to buy a Justin Bieber cd and now I’m going to have to download Jersey Shore? What’s next lamebook? What’s freaking next!?!?
(Yeah, that’s right, I HAD seen retarded csi Miami before. So ha, you missed me there you lamebook clowns.)
Brett is a cunt, this is proved by liking his own status, a sure-fire way of proving your cuntedness, that and referencing the milkshake thing which ceased to be amusing (if it ever was) when dinosaurs roamed the planet.
Also think he is a repressed homosexual – “Oh my gosh, so many boys in my yard, whatever shall I do?”, spray them with your milkshake Brett, spray them good.
Listening to Brett would make it easy to make a very common mistake.
Milkshake is not the only foodstuff available for use as child bait… Myra Hindley and Ian Brady used spaghetti hoops, whilst Fred West used a combination of Lemon and Coriander Hummus and pickled onion monster munch to lure their victims into their yards.
Don’t get stuck on Milkshake Brett there are many other delicious options.