You know when the soap dispenser has soap in it, you know this because of the clear window on the front, but you are pumping, pumping, pumping and pumping and nothing is coming out. I believe that that is what he is referring to… Not whacking into or fantasizing about…. Harumph, but that is just me..
AHAHA!! I had a similar experiance once! My friend texts me one night that my ex is at the strip club she is waitressing at and then went home with the nastiest stripper there. I was with my husband by then so I could not care less. Fast forward about a year and I am 7 months pregnant. Because I am pregnant I have been tested and cleared for all STD’s and their antibodies. I get an email from him calling me a dirty slut for givng him STD’s. Yes plural. I email him back and tell him I am pregnant and clean! Now I only hear from him on my birthday.
I think this is the singer/songwriter Gabrielle… you know, the one with an eyepatch?… Any way if the disfigured poptart has not got an eye, what else is wrong with her? I wouldn’t trust her fuckhole as far as I could throw it… I’d still curl one into her back door though.