But you should definitely play with her pussy, and she’s only got one of those (except for that woman who has two, but she sounds like a prude).
I note that crusty is incorrect about female anatomy. Rather like he is incorrect when he claims Elvis didn’t suck more than the backstreet boys.
mad2, whilst I think your choice in music is embarrassing for anyone that isn’t a teenage girl, I can see that Elvis was wrongly idolised, and mostly by Chinese/fat old men doing impressions that should be kept for the amusement of Jews.
The way to a woman’s heart is with a big fucking wooden stake. Or if it’s a really fat woman, a really big fucking steak.
I hate both backstreet boys AND Elvis. I just hate Elvis more.
Since crusty thinks hating Backstreet Boys is embarrassing, we can only conclude that crusty loves the Backstreet Boys, and thus we should execute him accordingly. As MsAnne says, crusty obviously doesn’t like the pussy.