That’s going to leave an odd looking tan line.
NEVER borrow that mans ipod. It ain’t in his boot, I guarenfuckingtee you.
I want this guy to mow my lawn.
No innuendos intended. I swear.
I kind of need to live next to him… Just curious is all. ahem… Like, how does he trim his bush?
I wish those trampoline safety nets existed when I was a kid. I full-on cartwheeled off a trampoline once. I never did cartwheels on a trampoline again, haha!
With that cloth on, it’s his own fault, should he get raped!
I’m guessing he lost a bet.
Fuck me it’s The Lawnmower That Time Forgot!
Any second now a rubber Triceratops is going to get into a fight with plastic T-Rex over who gets to ream out the failed Chippendale…
How much irony if he was listening to the Village People?
And Steeemer….no thanks. I have zero desire to watch you mow grass in your skivies.
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