How do fucktards as utterly useless as Brittany manage to get through day-to-day life? Being that dense, I assume it is a monumental chore just to survive on a daily basis. You would think that she would have accidentally wandered into traffic or swallowed her tongue by now. We can only hope, for humanity’s sake, that her luck soon runs out. Science help us all if she manages to poop out a little demon crotch monster before her demise…
she googled it and everything too. it’s so strange that she couldn’t find anything on terex. it’s actually a fairly common affliction. my brother had terex. we had to put him on the pills after he attacked some random kids just for walking through our yard.
Em: Lol! The Yahoo Answers thing is dated 3 years – It’s pretty impressive that someone’s had that screenshot saved on their computer since then. Either that or Lamebook’s really behind on their emails.
OMG, surely her research paper title actually contained the correct spelling?
@Hobo, House truly is amazing. I’ve been watching it since Channel Five got season one. They got a bit hospital drama happy cause they had that and Grey’s anatomy. But now the big boys have come in and stolen them, boo!
Tourette Syndrome means involuntary actions, not necessarily cursing. It’s just the most “noticeable” and TV-popular Tourette group.
My 9 years old sister had to do a research paper on fucking Gravity and she is in 3rd grade. Naturally, I did it, throwing in some stuff I learned in “Intro to General Relativity”, “Black Holes and Spacetime” and so on, as a 6th semester physics student. The teacher supposedly loved it and gave her a bonus mark, but that’s because she probably didn’t understand a word of what I had written. There were formulas .
I bet her IQ is higher than yours, but only because God assigned it as an unsigned int (naturally) but hers got so low, it turned out to be negative (faulty code allowed it, God sucks as a programmer) and so it got to be 4294967196, the highest IQ in the universe (-100). Of course IQ is just an arbitrary number which is governed by the human, so having a high IQ doesn’t make you smart, being smart gives you a high IQ. As it seems by my theory, being unimaginably stupid, gives you an even higher IQ!
Hugh Laurie is god. Gregory House is one of his names. Having a religious Jewish upbringing, going to a religious grade school and turning completely Atheist, getting disowned and going to study physics with a generous scholarship made me realize that.
So, since those afflicted with Tourette syndrome often suffer from involuntary jerking motions, if one of them was involuntarily made to put their hand on my penis, would that be wrong? Or would it be like multiplying by two negative numbers and coming out with a glorious positive?
I just need to say that the second person to comment on this post is an idiot. Caps on every word is very much incorrect, which makes that person a hypocrite for calling people too lazy/stupid for abreviating small words.
I’m not saying I’m a genious in grammar whatsoever, but if you’re going to correct someone, you have to be grammatically correct yourself.
Actually Brittany is almost certainly not British. She most probably is from somewhere in North America, because nowhere else in the English-speaking world is ‘Britney’ or any alternative spelling (especially one as awful as Brittany) a particularly common name.
In Britain we don’t tend to call any form of assignment a ‘paper’ or a ‘report’ as often as people in the US seem to.
So I hate to rain on the pity parade, but in this case it might not be such a mindless stereotype to assume that Britney is American… and if anything she might be proving just why people have the stereotype in the first place :p
lamefook, I’ll assume you’re British as you say ‘we’..
..I would recommend you check your assumptions before you adopt such a superior tone. Considering your proximity to France, surely.. SURELY.. you are aware that Brittany is not any kind of ‘awful’ alternative spelling but actually the original (and some might say ‘correct’) spelling, considering it is a very well-known north-western region of your cross-Channel neighbour?
Can you please stop propagating the stereotype that British people are snobby wankers? Your fellow citizens don’t appreciate it.
A) You have “met” none of these people
B) Calling Canadians ignorant really only makes yourself sound ignorant. Canadians are anything but.
As a people, Canadians can laugh at the Canada is wimpy and pathetic jokes. Or Canadians speak funny, or they’re all hockey loving red-necks. This is the stereotype we have come to accept the world sees.
The world sees Americans as fat, lazy, ignorant and loud mouthed. This is your stereotype. Grow up and learn to laugh at it.
Yes b’y this b’y gots to learn how we Canadians get on, eh? I mean sure I go for an ice fish in my parka every morning and have my moose steaks every night, but my son it’s best kind! Gotta get ‘em all fresh though so I use the musket my grampa used at Vimy Ridge! Then I just settles down to some Hockey Night in Canada and watch Don Cherry rip the European players a new one! Drown it down with some good local beer, whether it’s Kokanee or Keith’s, so long is it’s at least 5%, no light beer up here!