1 six-pack of Smirnoff Ice
1 single condom
1 trial size of lubricant
1 travel tooth brush
1 roll of duct tape
1 bottle of bleach
1 pair of rubber gloves
1 painter’s drop cloth
1 DVD of Cool Runnings
Lulz, really? I know what a douche is…and when I see one. I was talking about how Paul Smecker usually posts “Might want a bagel with my coffee?”. I wanted to know what was behind that particular statement. Sorry if I was unclear.
@m – Well, what is normal anyway? Is any one of the three terribly abnormal? And if so, does the combination of the three make it that much more abnormal? Do you think we could get the sisters from Denmark’s curling team in on the action? And a webcam? And a 50-gallon drum of lube?
I don’t have everything except a 50-gallon drum of lube. How about a 25 gallon tuba lube.
I know… I’ll go stand in the corner.
We can Effiel Tower her and even finish her off in an Arch De Triumph. But she’s not no regular Notre Dame, so you have to promise that you Louvre her as much as I do. And don’t you dare have De Gaulle (airport) to lie to me!
I’m assuming you haven’t picked up your trombone in years. It’s a sad, sad thought. You should get it out, when Slim and myself are there. It’s ok if it’s old and if you’re not as good as you used to be. I’m sure Slim and myself would still love it if you performed the rusty trombone for us.
You’re right, it has been a while. I would have to build my chops back up and do some stretching. But some things are just like riding a bike. A slippery bike that leads to orgasm. I’m also proficient on the flute.
Teachers are some of the biggest pervs I know… Adding you to the top of that list Anna… Anyone that would let mcowles and I plow them is 2 steps above retarded, 3 steps below insane and right in step with me
Yay, it’s good to be appreciated. I have to admit, though, that I might get one more step toward the insane side of the spectrum, possibly two. Of course, if I can admit that, does that make me less insane? Much love slimjayz
James, you make being an Asshole seem like a craft, and if it were you would be excellent at it, takes alot of time and practice being the douche that you are.Keep it up, you might get somewhere with it………..NOT!
I made this account just to let you guys know that lots of people make facebook accounts just to troll there friends log. Like me I don’t ever post anything serious. All my posts are to fuck with peoples heads especially my cunt ex girlfriend cuz she likes to stalk me.