that has to be totally fake!!! completely!!! and oh so nasty!! and she just makes herself look nasty by saying she gets aroused by the smell of dogshit.. if a guy i was seeing had his junk smell like dogshit everynight… there would be NO WAY i’d mess with it before he took a shower or something!!
Ummmmm, what the fark? That is twisted. I really hope that´s fake. Why´d she smell his dick when he came home? What started that off? Ew, no, I don´t really want to know much more. I was in fact dining when I read this, but alas, no more.
The Pavlov reference puts it out of the running for even trying to be realistic. Not so much fake as just a FB gag. I was amusedish.
And prolapse is not limited to the uterus. As the 62% of us who had to wiki that now know.
Totally fake, but the Michael Vick comment made me laugh my ass off. And yeah, you can totally have a prolapsed anus.
Google is the uninformed’s best friend, try using it before making a statment that can be easily disproven. Technically it’s the rectum, but who’s splitting hairs. Other than the poor dog’s anus hairs. You can also have a prolapsed hemorrhoid, umbilical cord, bladder, cervix, colon… Shall I keep going?
Well, it makes perfect sense that she’s aroused by dog shit after fucking her bf, who’s dick smelled like dog feces, and it triggered a certain stimulus in her brain. Perhaps she was just a very giving gf and gave bj’s every time her bf came home and happened to smell his shit stick each time. She was all up on that shit after all.
Regardless of everything, it was a great story, and ignorance is bliss.
There was a song on the radio here in the states a couple years back that encouraged the ladies to smell their man’s fun zone (paraphrasing) to indicate whether he was cheating or not. Perhaps the inspiration for this?
Smell my dick wait a minute hold up see that’s how a bitch get her eyes swoll up and I don’t give a damn what yo homegurls seen when I was in the club what the fuck you mean they ain’t got no business eyein’ me like dat
You ain’t got no business tryin’ me like dat
I wun even feelin’ Diamond like dat I was wildin’ but I wasn’t clowin’ like dat
Dat’s alright dat’s okay gon head believe what yo homegurl say a nigga like me drink a lot of liquor meet a lot of bitchs take a lot of pictures
I might break bread wit one or two strippers but that don’t mean you got to pull my zipper
Thinking I dick down the whole town even though I got dick to go around
YOU MADE ME SPIT OUT MY JUICE!!!!! freaking gold!!! your just amazing!
and just FYI people.. when you go down on your man… a nose is a powerful thing… thankfully my man does not smell at all bad.. just smells like hot skin… if i’m extra horny i just get to work.. if my horniness can wait.. his ass can take a shower.
I work with a guy who’s nickname is anus and he can fart on cue. You just have to say ‘anus fart’, and he farts. Once he pushed so hard that he prolapsed his anus and had to have an op to fix it. He brought in pics to show everyone because he was so proud. It looked every bit as fucked as you imagine it would.
@55 i knew a guy who could fire one out upon request. He couldn’t burp though… at all… til one day he popped out a tiny little bluuurp and got so excited that we threw a party. He got so drunk he ended up glassing a cop. he’s still in jail.. so umm.. I guess it’s a similar moral to your story. Not always better out than in.
I’ve been a long-time watcher of you all and find most of you to be incredibly funny and make the whole site much more worth a glance but I just had to register to vent something-
I know that, most likely, these comments about dog-fuckers and the like are made with a hint of irony and I’m probably just over-reacting but I just want to throw this out there-
It sucks to be them. I know it does, because I was one (mostly poodles and labradors) up until about a week ago. Sometimes you just get thrown into the job and there’s nothing you can do about it. I’m well educated consider myself to be a pretty intellegent person, and the people I worked with were the same… S**t happens and people have to earn a living- just remember that.
The great dane is too tall
Chiwawa’s are to small
But the dog that I like
To quell up at night
the dushhound is best of all
he is longer than he’s thinner
He love to let me in
His eyes swell with love
He fits like a glove
And that’s why he’s man’s best friend!