And I still don’t completely know what’s going on in 2. They’re holding up the shocker sign, I know, but what’s with the creepy matching tee shirts? And the brown substance on their mouths? And why do they all look like they’re about 14 years old? Creepy!
The shocker is a common American term. I’m sure other countries have some term for the same thing. In England they call it the “Slow Win”, in Turkey they call it “The Filler”, in Thailand they call it “Sensing Danger” and in certain parts of Canada they call it “Please don’t shit on my pinky”
But they all involve “two in the pink, one in the stink.”
- You NEVER go ass to mouth…. ok, you sometimes go ass to mouth.
@Anonanus: It’s shocking because the recipient is actually only expecting a little tickle on her clopper, but you gain forceful entry with two fingers in the front door, and as an even more unexpected bonus the little finger kicks in the back door too. You should see the look on her face…
No one knows what #3 really is… I’m assuming it was some sort of “pie eating contest” or maybe an ice cream eating contest or something weird. The t-shirts make it seem like they were on a team of some sort and the fact that their faces are all messy makes me think they were eating without their hands. After the contest, they wiped their mouths off a LITTLE and thus, their hands are brown due to some sort of chocolate.
Or maybe they’re pledging a sorority (matching shirts to show solidarity and to show that they’re not members yet) and one of the “hazing” things was to do something messy like that. Either situation could warrant her “jealous” comment. I’m sure her shocker hands were for something else… maybe 21? Who knows?
But the main point is that she has brown on her hands and is doing an inadvertant shocker symbol, so let’s all concentrate on that, and maybe someone can buy me an ice cream cone.
When’s the time in someone’s life that an accidental shocker sign is the most out of place? When showing off a wedding ring. The only other time would be if a mother was giving birth and was accidentally showing the shocker sign.
It’s so out of place, that it works (somewhat) for Lamebook. I agree it’s not great, though, haha.
I didn’t get the shocker thing either until I read the comments. Who runs this website? 16 year olds? Once again, I find myself…feeling old! lol
People who are in their 30′s WERE teenagers in the 90′s…I’m 31…I turned 13 in 1991. I turned 19 in 1997.
I find the entire engagement ring silly. Though! I do find it hilarious, the implication that now that there is a ring on her finger she’s ok with a finger up her ass. There was an episode of Sex and the City like that.
I think I am in love with Penny Lane and Mcowles. I keep coming back to read their comments. (Comments Stalker? huh!)
@BritishHobo: If any one of them fade away in obscurity, you are next in line for promotion.
#1 The shocker is that he suprised her with a ring (the real question remains: Did he go to Jared’s?
#2 Shocking that they cousins are right out there with there inbreeding
#3 I do not know what the shocker is in this photo other than the girls are covered in what is probably chocolate icing but does resemble poo. Which was all the naughty @mcowles needs to start leaving us with lusty imagery of digital manipulations
Also, is it possible that this thumb to ring finger also means (in the more virginated parts of our population) engaged?
Oh and anyone who is a fan of my brothers yet, here is another one. My brothers would have my mom make that hand gesture (though it was a bit different, no spreading of fingers) for photos! My mom had a photo of herself with her sons for YEARS all three making that gesture. CLASSY world I come from.
I didnt realize they were underage… being a real Gentleman, I apologize to them, to you and to my fans.
I swear in front of you all here today that I will wait for them to be adults before I lick them…
Or on second thoughts, choclate may not taste that good after so many years.
*Re-thinking the whole offer*
Wow, all older than me (not by much, though, haha)
Yaya, is Jared’s that big throughout the USA? I thought it was only a midwest thing. I was about to ask if you were near me (as I’m flooded with those damn commercials daily, it seems), but then Penny Lane said she knew of it also so now I’m just confused.
I bet they’re all on a girl’s soccer team. Notice the matching red shirts underneath? Maybe jerseys? The oversized shirts on top of them? Lots of pony tails and excitement? I bet they just won something and this was a victory party that turned into a food fight/bra exchanging giggle-fest.
Girls do that, right? Exchange bras and giggle a lot?
@Mr. TP… I can’t say that I love you until you buy me dinner. It’s a rule I have as a lil ol’ midwestern girl. I mean boy.
@mcowles Jareds is a big deal only because they have a massive add campaign going on right now with these commercials that give men the impression that if they haven’t gotten their woman’s jewels from Jareds they are somehow running the risk that the woman will reject it as not good enough.
yeah, cause every woman I know will only accept jewelry that was purchased at Jareds NOT.
As far as what girls do, you fellas should all know that myself, @PennyLane, @eenerbl and several others get together all the time and have pillow fights wearing nothing but tiny tees and skimpy panties. Furthermore, all the action takes place in super slow motion, with much bouncing.
@yaya: You are correct. As a matter of fact, my coworkers and I are currently wearing white skin tight tees and panties, no bras (of coarse) and we are throwing pillows (that we keep at work, duh!) at each other. Doesn’t every girl do that? I think yes!
Lady Dane, I felt that way in the beginning, but the first one grew on me. This picture could have so many hilarious captions…like, “He went here, so I’ll go there.” Or something like, “Now I AM that kind of girl.” Or maybe, “Look what I got on my finger…guess what he’ll get on his finger!”
The only thing more boring than this post was all the above commentors feeling the need to share their life stories and courting each other. It’s lamebook not a fucking dating site! Bring back the funny comments
I am about 95% sure that number 3 has nothing to do with the shocker.
These girls most likely go to the University of Houston and that hand sign is not the shocker, it is the Cougar hand sign. Their red shirts underneath the white ones is a pretty big give away. Plus the shocker faces towards the person, the Coog hand sign faces outwards. And also, for the record, this handsign is over 60 years old, much older than the shocker.
the lamest people on lamebook are you commenters. i love how you don’t understand the funnys, and you are all like, lameass lamebook commenting friends? and what, no “first” or zombie stupid shit this time?
i’m pretty sure that all these idiot entries come from you fine losers.
wow! I can’t believe some of you guys, I thought the first one was the funniest, bitch is completely oblivious to the way she’s holding her hand and comment underneath says ‘I bet you were shocked’ you can’t make up this shit.
YES! Justbeingmiley!!!! I have actually giggle out loud a few times thinking about that picture the last few days. That was either planned in such a subtle way that they are brilliant, OR they are just oblivious. Either way=funnay
I am the girl in picture #3 and since you all have absolutely gone mad with these crazy assumptions let me tell you the story behind this picture:
I am on a club volleyball team and we made t-shirts for our coach who’s birthday was that day which is why we all have them on. We went out to dinner and had chocolate cake for her birthday and got into a food fight AND about the shocker sign? Well, we were just acting immature I guess… and of course I know what it means to you all who claim I don’t. “Two in the goo, one in the poo,” “Two in the pink, one in the stink.”