Wednesday, July 7, 2010

It’s About Type

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  1. Hore riding is my favorite. Yippy!

  2. Hahahahaha, this one got me rolling on the floor laughing

  3. It sucks when the spelling mistake doesn’t actually make a funny sentence, it’s just the word ‘dick’ in the middle of a normal one.

  4. Hahahahaha good post in a while!!

  5. Who needs lessons for hore ridding? It’s pretty easy!

  6. Yippy-kayay motherfucker! I’m goin’ whore ridin’ today! Be back in a jiffy.

  7. We’re going whore riding? Let me just grab my lasso and grab my ass-less chaps.

  8. CommentsAtLarge

    Hore riding? Gives a new spin to the old “rode hard and put away wet” expression…

  9. Pretty good. :) ‘Then pull out!!!!’ Haha :D

  10. amazing posts! had me choking on my juice!!

  11. @Pouty- In LB style…you misspelled “dick”.

  12. So Spain are through to the football final. That bloody German octopus was right, and apparently, it always is. I wonder if it could give me next week’s winning lottery numbers.

  13. It’s never wise to go against a clairvoyant octopus, Word. You know that.

  14. Yeah holland ftw :) who’s with me! xD

  15. Nah insanity, I’m all over David Villa’s ass, or at least I’d like to be.

  16. krasivaya_devushka

    I’m not liking it *at all*, but since Germans are out, I want Spain to win. David is smoking HOT!

  17. i dunt get any these

  18. hilarious. Hore riding. Especially exciting when its a free lesson :)

  19. Yoink I Suspect you don’t get these because your own spelling is so atrocious, but they’re funny because of the typos.

  20. @slippyslappy – do you think yoink reads our posts and translates them in his head into his bizarre dialect?

  21. krasivaya_devushka

    lol @ yoink not getting these hahah

  22. na fink iv jus smokd to much tonite slippy nufings makin sense

  23. @yoink – you misspelled “sense” and “much”. Shouldn’t it be “senfe” and “muf”??

  24. dan shut up u fuckaroon shudnt u be havin go at peple for havin se wen u cant get it get back to ur fuckin dayjob bumbandit

  25. i meen for havin sex wen u cant get it

  26. @yoink – my life does not revolve around sexual activity. I find the comfort of having the Lord in my heart and the anticipation of our Savior’s return to be more than enough comfort for me. When he comes back to walk amongst us you will be wishing that you had prayed more.

    That said, I do enjoy your banter, as puerile as it may be.

  27. so ur a vergin then dan? an how old r u?

  28. LOL at the two of you!
    Yoink you fed into his madness LOL, I noticed people have been ignoring him today. Finally!!!

    As for there being more to life than sex. bwahhahaha. So says someone that can’t get any.

  29. &Dan….if you can’t spell well it can be pretty easy to miss the meaning behind typos.

  30. an also wat the fuck was i sayin iv smoked to much tonite for i anit smoked neerly enuff need more to block out dan

  31. Desolation Row

    Luba hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  32. krasivaya_devushka

    Gahhh I hate the name Olga!

  33. i’ve been having sex dreams about a russian girl who used to go to my school called dasha (daria). not seen her for years but she keeps popping up in my dreams with a whole hunk of nasty.

  34. dirtylittlepretty

    the Lord may give some comfort, but there is nothing as comforting as a fat one betwixt my thighs.

    i giggled a little at ‘pics on a dick’ ..maybe it was just the visual i conjured up tho..

  35. @34

    if you’re physically attractive, then that’s hot.

  36. krasivaya_devushka

    haha crazy! I know so many Dashas, it’s not even funny.
    Is she at least hot? lol

  37. dirtylittlepretty

    @ 35
    im disgusting.

  38. krasivaya_devushka

    or was she*

  39. krasivaya_devushka

    Ok, I take that back. Olga isn’t nearly as bad as Luba or Shavarna or Cully…or Dujuan. What the fuck?

  40. i don’t know krasi – i haven’t seen her in about 8 years. i’ll give her the benefit of the doubt. she’s quite hot in my dreams.

    @37 – as long as you’re not fat, you’re alright in my book.

  41. krasivaya_devushka

    “as long as you’re not fat, you’re alright in my book”

    Hilarious! Do you not like fat people? hahah

  42. not really…..!

  43. dirtylittlepretty

    fat people are alright…cant say anything bad about them personally~ other than they are a turn off.
    nice that you have those standards tho..

  44. dirtylittlepretty

    i grew up down the street from a beautician named Olga..a spanish lady

  45. krasivaya_devushka

    Yeah, I just don’t like that name. Reminds me of mean, old ladies…

    @alords, it’s K, we’re on the same page lol…I don’t find them attractive either.

  46. krasi – if you’re a russian gymnast, then i think i can fit you into my dream somewhere….

  47. krasivaya_devushka

    Oh God, I’m not a fan of gymnastics, believe it or not, but I’m still in great shape haha

  48. what can i say.. i always get nervous when i’m talking to a pretty girl… ;-)

  49. alord get in there!!! looooooool

  50. yoink, you’re cramping my style! if you want to be a wingman you’ve got to casually mention how good-looking i am (in a non-gay way of course), how celebrated my sense of humour is, and how many gasps of admiration i draw from people i meet.

    i could’ve gone for dirtlittlepretty, but she’s too easy. krasi is just so serene and mysterious. who is she? i want to get right to the bottom of her, yoink.

    but she knows how i feel. it’s no secret.

    do you think i have a chance though, yoink?

  51. i fink u do alord yeh but wat hapened wiv that supamodel that was stalkin u dude?

  52. that’s better yoink! ;)

  53. krasivaya_devushka

    ha ha ha oh god :)
    Whaaaat, he has supermodels stalking him and I don’t even know?

  54. yeh kras hes had loadsa em afta him sum chik in fhm listed him as betta lookin than brad pit or whoeva women finks gud lookin now

  55. I’m kind of in love with @slippyslappy and @dirtylittlepretty. (“betwixt”…beautiful).

    Just sayin’

  56. lol @ yoink!

    i may not look like brad pitt, but i have the brain of matt damon.


  57. an the package as impresiv as david bowie in labrinf loooooooool

  58. actuly that sownds a bit to gay wel so this supa model sed anyway

  59. so krasi, whaddya say…?

  60. :D

  61. kras u so shud

  62. duble date me an gracey an alord an kras looooooool

  63. dirtylittlepretty

    scoffing @ being too easy. broke my wee heart.

  64. aw dirtylittlepritty im sure alord dint meen it like that

  65. yoink, i did.


  66. ah that anit nice ya cud pretend ya dint jus to spur her feelins or sumfing an tel her u alredy held a candal for kras loooooool

  67. an dude do u no wat a maskarade fancy dres is?

  68. i think krasi’s silence speaks volumes.

    i don’t think she’s interested, yoink. :’-(

  69. dirtylittlepretty

    yeah, because now im crushed.
    not all is lost tho…i do have an electric toothbrush!


  71. ah kras cum on y u bein like that alords a propa nice dude an now alord uv rewined ur chances wiv dirty

  72. fanks dude thats gay ta dres up as tho loooool

  73. it doesn’t matter yoink – i’m a one woman man.

    masquerade balls are really good yoink – you could take a piss in the punch bowl, and no-one would know who it was as long as you kept your mask on!

  74. wat one woman? u got a gf dude? u neva sed an looooooooooooool thats a wel gud idear loooool

  75. am propa guna look gay tho

  76. no – i’m talking about my dream girl – krasi!!!

    even if she never speaks to me again, i’ll always hold a torch for her.

  77. ah i bet shes just gon sleep alord it is prity late

  78. krasivaya_devushka

    Sorry, I was showering haha

    Don’t worry alords, I don’t find Brad Pitt sexy. He looks dirty with that look he’s sporting these days. Ewww.
    You’re better lookin’ ;)

  79. krasi – that was a pretty long shower. are you squeaky clean? going out somewhere? poi’dem v …. nightclub!

    i look more like this:

    h t t p : //flashyourstache.files.wordpress. com/2007/09/tom-selleck.jpg


    i don’t suppose, by any chance, you look like this…?

    h t t p://w w w.catwalkimages. com/collections/Q%20MODELS%20J-Z%20PAGES/NATALIA%20VODIANOVA====/images/01_jpg.jpg

  80. krasivaya_devushka

    Yes, I am, but I wasn’t in the shower *the* entire time haha..
    Eh, I’m not going anywhere..had a pretty bad day today, so I’ll just be going to bed early tonight. :)

    Those links don’t work for me for some reason, so I can’t tell…

  81. krasivaya_devushka

    Nvm, got it to work haha um Natalia has some bushy eyebrows…and I look nothing like her lol…
    She’s too skinny also; needs some food! :D

  82. have you got rid of the spaces between the letters? i put spaces in to get past the moderators. they don’t like links for some reason.

    what happened today? did the fbi catch you passing messages to the kremlin?? hehe.

  83. do you have a celebrity lookalike…?

    i literally could be tom selleck’s love-child! although i don’t have a hairy chest, which means hawaiian shirts are out. but that’s probably a good thing!

  84. krasivaya_devushka

    Yeah, I got it. :D

    Haha no, I don’t even know what happened to be quite honest; it was like a scene from the movies lol..
    My car flooded and I got stuck in deep water and blah blah…it was just bad.
    But on the positive side, I got to miss a day of work! :D

    Oh, and I know what you look like! I saw them music videos you have. :)

  85. hopefully, HOPEFULLY, there’ll be a new vid ready for next week some time – we’re going to do some editing at the weekend, so watch this space!

    surely it’s all good if you missed work right? as long as you can swim!

  86. krasivaya_devushka

    Yes, it’s great :D
    I haven’t been @work since Friday…wtf lol
    Monday was holiday, Tuesday is my random day off and today, this crap happened.
    I feel laaazy.

    Um, I did the whole celebrity look a like crap just out of random curiosity, and it gave me Adriana Karembeu ha ha ha …

  87. you’re out of my league then! ;)

  88. krasivaya_devushka

    h t t p: //

    That photo pretty much looks like the one I submitted lol…same long hair except mine is brown, very similar pose and the rest except I’m wearing more clothes ha ha

    But I go for personality and not really looks ;)

  89. i just did the celbrity match thing, and it came up with this guy:

    h t t p ://

    major wtf!!!

  90. krasivaya_devushka

    HAHAH wow try a better photo? I tried more than one, always gives me her LOL!!

  91. i ought to have a shower (i play football on wednesday nights), but i feel too damn lazy. drinking a beer and watching the crime channel. :-s i need to get out more!

  92. krasivaya_devushka

    Ooh, a footballer! That’s a ++++++ as you may already know :D

  93. i used to play for derby county juniors!

    ……..when i was 11.


  94. krasivaya_devushka

    NEver heard of that hah

  95. h t t p ://en.wikipedia.or g/wiki/Derby_county

    they won the english league in the 70s! however, they are also the main rivals of the team i support. so as an eleven year-old boy i had a bit of a personal crisis!

    the celebrity match thing is awful! i put the photo on from here:

    h t t p: / /w w m/539924843

    and i got this:

    h t t p: / /w w w.worldpoliticsreview.c om/images/CommentaryNews/Rakhat_Aliyev.jpg


  96. krasivaya_devushka

    Hahah you make ma laugh! Good night now. ;)

  97. krasivaya_devushka

    me* see, it’s time for bed lol

  98. night night!

  99. las nite i snogged a prity boy

  100. fuck off 98 get a fuckin life

  101. oh an i just dun the celbraty lookalike fing an i got jared pedalecki an gracey got vanessa marcell

  102. Paranoid Android

    Can I just say that alordslums is great looking (in a non-gay way), is hilariously funny, has witty insights and is just a super, fantastic fella.

    There, that should seal the deal mate ;)

  103. gracey a prity boy

  104. u fink u r looooooooooool or sunfin but u jus a dicksicklefuckleduck

  105. thanks for that paranoid (if that’s your real name!). i was just drafting up a brochure- looks like i won’t need to now.

  106. Nice one Yoink, I love Jared in Supernatural(in a non-gay way mind, he is a brilliant actor). Can’t believe I spend my life reading through all these comments :S lol

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