Friday, July 9, 2010

It’s a Hit!

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73 Comments

  1. Ha ha?

  2. diva!

  3. Mike claims to have “smoked that motherfucker,” then questions whether it was actually dead.

    Poor puppy.

  4. This seems fake. It amuses me that people are actually performing skits on Facebook now in hopes of getting their posts featured here.

  5. Russell should collect his money, then run that douche over. Poor dog.

  6. Russell doesn’t seem so bright… Otherwise he would’ve stopped after Mike’s initial response and just collected the 300 bucks, instead of facing a possible beating. As for Mike… *coughs* redneck.

  7. @Bulldog-I bet they are from the south and it is probably real. Sad, but true. This sounds like at least 5 conversations I had to suffer overhearing in high school

  8. Ha, I fucking love Russell. Probably fake though. :( That or Mike’s too fucking stupid to delete his damn status.

  9. Well, except the conspiracy part of hiding the truck. They didn’t care that much.

  10. @Bulldog

    Well, staging a lame conversation is definitely a new level of lame… Meta-lame!

  11. i love malteaser too

    Bulldog, I agree. No one invites one’s creditors for wings voluntarily.

  12. i love malteaser too

    Effing half way crooks.

  13. Any of you guys that actually think this is real are as dumb as these 2 kids that are pulling a fast one on you. Cmon, get a fucking clue. You just got pwned.

  14. wats da big dealio? its jest a dog. dat sed id take thre3 bills to tattle on sum1 4 runnin over sum dumb an1mal. 3 bills iz 3 bills ya kno?

  15. If I didn’t know people this stupid, I would believe it was fake. Until I meet people who give me faith in the human race again, I have to believe people out there are stupid enough to do this shit . . .

  16. The spelling/grammar/punctuation is too good to be real. These guys are supposed to be idiots. It’s clearly staged.

  17. BBW’s won their hostile takeover of BWW’s, it seems.

  18. eepah: True. They are still douchers either way.

  19. Am I the only one who thinks that was either unintentionally funny or just a telling Freudian Slip?

  20. Hey guys, we’re sorting out the duplicate screen names right now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

  21. who care if it’s fake? At least lamebook is trying to get back on the horse…

  22. I actually kind of think it’s real, for whatever that’s worth.

  23. At the end of the day I don’t care if lamebook posts are fake or not as long as they make me laugh. This was ‘meh’. Next please.

  24. They killed the smartest creature involved.

  25. Question is, is that the real admin, or that jackass who’s stealing everyone’s names?

  26. Question is, is that the real adm*n (apparently a moderated word), or that jackass who’s stealing everyone’s names?

    I’m hoping the former so all this lame bullshit’ll go away, but who knows lately?

  27. I’m with you Hobo. Comment #24 was not me. FredNordie must still be about…

  28. @eepah – people with good grammar can still be jerks

  29. @mamalumps Yeah you all are prime examples!!

    Haha I am sorry that was just too easy :P

  30. This is almost as blatantly fake as that “Nolan Crying” nonsense.
    mamalumps – People with good grammar are usually not retards though.

  31. _isgorly, are we sure it’s FredNordie? When was that confirmed? I thought the guy was just kidding around on that other post.

    Whoever it is, it’s pretty dumb that all they post is normal comments under other people’s usernames. Yeah, brilliant prank, dumbass. Oh no, I’ve insulted you, what’ll you do now, take my username and make a humorous comment on the post? Oh, god. No. Please.

    Lame.

  32. Adm*n is a moderated word, and jackass isn’t?

    Anyone else cheering on Russell, or are most people just here to see the American Apparel ads with witty slash disturbing comments as a bonus?

    @tofu, I know college educated retards. You point?

  33. *your

  34. just goes to show how karma works. dude thought he got a free laptop and ended up getting screwed!! I love it!!!!!!

  35. krasivaya_devushka

    @Bulldog #4 – Do people seriously do that?

  36. Hobo, I was halfway joking, mocking Mr. Nordie by referring to him as the generalized prankster.

    I have no idea what’s real or not.

    The other half, I think it’s possible that the aforementioned commenter was yoink and some others, all along. It looks like he was gone for a while but returned at about the same time male yoink showed up.

    I don’t know.

    I’m done.

  37. Now this is what lamebook is all about! Priceless!!!!

  38. @MmeEhzi

    the am apparel ads are sweet

    if the story is real, mike = douche

    also, don’t let your dog roam

  39. Dawn of the Dan

    Pretty obviously a fake. Entertaining enough, though. I didn’t see the punchline coming.

  40. Awesome!

  41. krasivaya_devushka

    Oh man, if someone ran over my Rottweiler, I’d go crazy on them!!

  42. its DEF a fake, all the spelling and grammar is correct which is odd for a piece of shit like russell!!!

  43. or scratch that, a piece of shit like mike. duh!!! lol

  44. this is seriously one of the funniest things i’ve read on lamebook.

    seriously lame! i love it!

  45. Big_Fuckin_Cock_All_Day

    YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING INSANE!!!!!! RUNNNN!!!!!!!!

  46. I’m not gonna join the fake or real argument, but if they WERE trying to fake it, I think they would misspell stuff on purpose. Maybe that’s just me.

    If it’s real, Mike is a just a total douchenozzle, but it’s entirely possible for him to be such a dick an know to speak English. Paying no attention to animals on the road doesn’t guarantee he didn’t pay attention in school either.

  47. that was classic. i love it.

  48. common ppl, this is obviously fake

  49. I don’t care if it’s real or fake. Russel have fun with that $300!

  50. Didn’t saw the whole ‘laptop thing’ comin’
    Made it fun, not really lame though
    Comon U can do beter then this:D

  51. As nice as it would be if that was real, I declare it fake. It sounds much too scripted for me to believe it, though I do believe that this situation has been played out many, many times for real.

  52. MsBuzzkillington

    I find it interesting that everyone believes that this post is fake, but hardly anyone thought the “America I want” posting was fake. That was was clearly sarcastic and this one is 50/50.

    Get your fake/real radars checked.

    Just because they can spell and type correctly doesn’t mean they aren’t idiots.

  53. MsBuzzkillington

    Also, if people are really making stuff up just to get on lamebook and making it… I am going to be really disappointed. I have submitted a lot of legitimate stuff and it’s never made it on here.

  54. MEEKER BEASTMAN

    ha ha ha holy shit, this isnt fake the dudes name is Mike SInclair and he is a fucking douchebag, i went to school with him. im positive its him because i just re-added him as a friend. the dude one time crashed his car drunk into a bus stop and put it on facebook and got charged he is 100% retarded LOL

  55. MEEKER BEASTMAN

    oh and he paints pictures and thinks thats a job but now he is trying to sell weed on his facebook, lol grade A douche

  56. krasivaya_devushka

    You know, giving out his last name makes you a douche as well!

  57. I don’t know what state they are in but I’m pretty sure in the state of Michigan it is not a crime to hit a dog and keep going. The law states the owner has a responsibility to keep their pets on a leash and controlled and if they are out in the streets they are causing a hazard to passing motorists and pedestrians. Therefore I seriously doubt the cops showed up to deal with something as simple as a dog being hit.

  58. blastthexradioo

    I don’t know what state they are in either but where I live if you hit anything bigger than a cat you have to report it. So that would include said dog.

  59. I might be wantin’ some blue chesse with my bbws.

  60. @slippyslappy, to be honest if this is real I don’t think Mike’s smart enough to properly understand all the laws of the great land of America.

  61. ThatsNotPoetry

    @commish
    Lookit you, calling people names on the internet like you just proved the sky was blue! I bet you feel pretty good, huh little fella?

  62. Here, if you hit a dog you get free auto insurance for a year and a trip to Disney Land. If you’re drunk you just get a little write up in the newspaper.

  63. Who in hear really cares if it is fake? I wanna see a show of hands.

    Thats what I thought, we all still laughed.

  64. porkchop_sundae

    park brake differential is weakening

  65. I found this funny enough to read out to my wife. She didn’t think it was funny though – even though I put on really good redneck voices, one deep and one nasally.

  66. Shopped.
    LOL

  67. This post seems very much like dontevenreply. Does anyone agree?

  68. @slippysloppy – in texas it is a crime to run over someone’s pet or an animal bigger than a cat and not stop and either tell the owner or call 311.

  69. I don’t know, the thought of having to listen to 311 would probably induce me to just keep driving.

  70. mike’s a TWAT

  71. Fuck Mike. I hope he gets mauled by a rabid grizzly bear.

  72. mike.. why dont you just go back and hit the woman then russel can get another 300 and take us all out to lunch

  73. i hate when somebody writes n e one instead of anyone GRRR! MAKES ME ANGRY!

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