She’s a fourteen year old LG, and I assume the night went as follows:
She got drunk with a few LBs (one and a half to two beers each should have done them in).
The LBs were generic hipsters who talked about how much they like the generic alternative girls who have vintage iron-ons, LG took the hint and attempted to give herself one. After failing miserably she said, and I quote; “Hahaha oops! Silly me, awe that really hurts, who wants to kiss it better?” (and yes the made the duckface post dialogue). As this was her first ‘romantic’ encounter with the male sub-species LG wears her battle wound with pride.
Keep pushing the bar higher LG, perhaps one day you may be able to handle THREE beer.
Seriously @strubisatoaster … Usually when there are lines indicating a poor-quality photo, they cover the entire image, not just the flesh portions. Oh yeah, and they usually aren’t wavy and pink. Those are stretch marks, jackass. “how long have you been on the Internet?” or, more appropriately, how long have you been a complete idiot?
The lines are all over ALL of the flesh tones (notice her hands) and stretch marks don’t look like that. You can also see the lines on her shirt, particularly the arm and her on boobs, and on othe carpet in the background.
Sooo… you’re a professional photographer.. Do the clothes have stretch marks then? Can you not see the image quality is bad? The shades aren’t right, her fingers have stretch marks? Are you sure you’re a photographer?
“Have you been attacked?”
“No mother don’t be silly I was just ironing and I needed to know if the creases had gone so I thought I could save time by wearing the shirt at the same time, Lols silly me”(I picture her as the kinda girl who uses lol as an actual word, you know the type)
@Nit, wow, what the hell did I do to aggravate the stick that’s obviously jammed up your ass?
Professional photographer, eh? Did you even look at the rest of the photo? It clearly has the same kinds of lines throughout. LOOK at the carpeting in the background. LOOK closely at her hand. You may know Photoshop (so does everyone else on the damn internet, it’s not like that makes you special or something) but you clearly don’t know what stretch marks look like. Anyway, who the fuck even cares whether or not she has stretch marks. I was just pointing out a thing and being snarky about it. Get off your high horse, asshole.
Nit, photoshop doesn’t add information into an image that isn’t there – photoshop sees what the rest of us see. This effect is normal banding and dithering from saving a photo using a lower colour depth. This is an 8-bit image and it’s creating the lines you’re confusing with stretch marks.
the whole photoshop vs stretch marks is ridiculous you would have to be on something to think they look like stretchmarks. apart from that how idiotic do you have to be to iron yourself like that … ON PURPOSE?
Do people really need to be told not to iron themselves? Okay internet, here’s some more advice:
1: Don’t stick your head in a fire.
2: Don’t chew razor blades.
3: Don’t punch windows.
4: A shark is not a urinal.
5: Don’t stick poison up your butt.
6: Don’t park your car in a lake.
7: Don’t suck on a vacuum cleaner.
8: A lion is not a loving oral sex partner.
9: Don’t lick live electric sockets.
10: Take your clothes off before you put the in the washing machine….
Really, the list of obvious safety advice is pretty much inexhaustable.
Okay so its obvious that shes put slight effects on this pic to enhance her iron ‘burns’ or whatever, but if you look to the right of the heart, does it look like shes tried airbrushing that area? Possibly because of stretchmarks since you all have been talking about them.
@Ernie (#5) “why would you start at that point?”??!! are you being serious? WHY WOULD YOU START AT ANY DAMN POINT?! you wouldn’t you’d take the damn thing off… I thought this girl was the be all and end all of stupidity… however you have proved me wrong.. YOU are the be all and end all… FREAK.