I agree with gingivitis. Shawn definitely lets his true intentions be known in his last post (I think the ladies picked up on it too, seeing as how there were no new responses for the next 34 minutes).
Shawn is a textbook example of trying too hard. He probably spends his nights writing tear-soaked poetry about how all the girls go for assholes instead of nice sensitive guys with freshly-lotioned balls like him. When he’s not playing World of Warcraft or attending Star Trek conventions, of course.
Re: #1, I am almost amazed at how many women (or GIRLS) took him up on it. Not sure why so many of them have a “-” before their names either (p.s. uh, “-Classy”, hate to say it babe, but you ain’t so classy).
yup, shawn’s pretty transparent. because if he’s having this “arguement” with someone on his page, can’t those interested just chime in there? but, no, he needs a platform on which to parade his lotioned, hairless balls.
ahhh you guys… this is precisely why I wouldn’t want a roommate. Not that I leave my clothes lying around or in dryers… just the thought that the notion will pass through someone’s sick, distorted mind is enough. But then again, maybe my ankle socks would be too short to do the job.
MonkeyC, if you’re talking to my buddy, Comments, he’s referring to Buffalo Bill from the movie “Silence of the lambs”. He did some weird shit with skin, and wanted his victims to rub lotion on it before he cut it off them. All sounds very charming, I know, but it’s a great movie, if you haven’t seen it, you should.
I don’t know why Shawn’s getting so much flack for shaving. I won’t go down on man unless he is shaved…and anyone that shaves that area regularly knows that lotion goes a long way in cutting down on dry skin and helps heal razor rash.
Frankly, looking at a guy with a dick sprouting out of a super hairy bush is disgusting to me.
Yeah, so that was a lot less creepy when I thought I would be right after Word’s reply to Cherry Cola, referring to Silence. Slim’s post wasn’t there yet when I started. Damn getting dragged away by work mid-comment; can lead to came-off-like-a-serial-killer emabarassment.
You brought my Creeper level back down to the acceptable levels, and for that I thank you my dear
I rarely comment but this collection of morons begs for a response. #1 WTF – ‘my clean bitches?’ and a million girls responded?! I think clean bitches would have been to the gyno or read up on female health within the last year and been told that douching actually makes you nastier down there, not cleaner. #2…. Seeing as her beloved is in jail, I’m guessing her mom’s not a lawyer. B/f in jail does not equal a Get Out of Jury Free Card. #3 keeps his balls lotioned and shaved for that time he finally gets someone to take his pants down. #4 & #5… ugh.
Maybe i could scent up my balls and offer them as an applicator as a healthy alternative to douche. I would need a jingle, but i was never big into piercings. Lotions and little brush condoms!!! Genius! (past my bedtyme, sorry)