Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Infectious Updates

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  1. FIRST!

  2. YAY! I’ve always wanted to be first…yes I know, LAME…

  3. Yea, go catch some STDs.

  4. I hope you’re not talking about me!

  5. FHsGirl … I’m pretty sure eusa is. Enjoy.

  6. The only one that got half a laugh was the STUD on. The rest, not so much. FHsGirl probably has an STD already

  7. One*

  8. Cindy is completely right, kids are the worst disease you can get. Damn STDs.

  9. WTF Mike Hunt?? Wow, you really just assume things like that about people you don’t know?? I’ll have you know, I don’t have any STDs now and I’ve never had any curable ones. I’m smarter than that.

  10. *clapping…clapping* What happens now? Do I get a prize?


    Because I want to be, I am!

  12. All tabulations are in:

    That’s the 89th time I’ve heard (or seen) that STD joke.

  13. You’ve never had any curable STDs FHsGirl? Just the incurable ones then? So what does that leave us with? Hmm, herpes for starters…

  14. Of course I mean first in what is inevitably going to be the next “epic” lamebook argument/flame war :-)

  15. language_lover, I guess you missed the part where I said “I don’t have any STDs now,” I assumed you’d be smart enough to know that covered the incurable ones…

  16. Let me rephrase it for all you dumber smart-asses out there, I have never had any STDs! Better??

  17. Dear FHsGirl

    This lamebook entry and thread is NOT about you. Stop making it so.

    The End

  18. Dear Museite,

    STFU! The entry clearly isn’t about me, but as long as yall keep talking about me, the thread is.

  19. Dear FHsGirl


  20. dietpillpyramidscheme

    You keep talking about you.
    You set yourself up for it.
    You are to blame for people attacking you.

    Stop using your head as colon-endoscopic equipment. Remember: you’re a tool, but not a useful one.

  21. which is infected with multiple STD’s, which will then pass onto FHsGirl, proving her argument wrong?

  22. All I said was that I was first, I didn’t realize that was a set up for attack. Other people do that all the time.

  23. You people are sick and need to grow up.

  24. @FHs…I love when people screw up and try to make it seem like it’s others that are too stupid to understand what they wrote…you screwed up, you wrote that you never had curable ones…(had you really just meant to say you never had any STD’s, you would have, should have ended your sentence there)enough said. just admit it and move on…

  25. dietpillpyramidscheme

    Plenty of people say first, ben, stever, etc.
    People will tell them they’re a tool.

    Most people don’t go on the defensive and get all pissy.

    ‘thar’s yer problem!

  26. Sad to see my joke wasn’t taken well. Back to my book!

  27. my <3 is taken by a trucker

  28. Children, please. Can’t we all stop squabbling and fighting like immature little babies? Can’t we be serious and mature, and get back to the post at hand instead of wailing at each other like spoilt little kids?

    Thank you. Now lets all be adults, put this silliness behind us and continue to laugh at STDs.

  29. To be honest it is more a reflection on the inferior quality of this lamebook entry that a useless attention whore-mongering first-troll was able to hijack this thread with such ease.

  30. dietpillpyramidscheme

    Sorry, dad.

  31. Actually, actually, FHsGirl, I see what you were trying to say. You don’t have any STDs now, ergo you’ve never caught an incurable one, and in the past you have never caught any that have subsequently been cured. You perhaps didn’t articulate yourself as elegantly as you could have, but I get it now. My apologies.

    Anyway, the point is, I’m definitely sexy, and I’m clapping, but nothing’s happening…

  32. If I had said I “never” had any STDs that would have covered all of them, but since I said “I don’t have any now” I threw in that I haven’t had any curable ones either. What I said wasn’t wrong or stupid, apparently just a little too specific.

    As long as people talk about me I will defend myself, so if you don’t want to hear my shit, stop talking about me. It’s really quite simple.

  33. Okay, my first comment was barely serious but jesus people, move on. If this becomes one of those 100-comment long arguments that nobody cares about, I’m going to be VERY disappointed in ALL of you.

  34. dietpillpyramidscheme, don’t talk back.

  35. dietpillpyramidscheme

    But, at the same time, no one is more fun to antagonise than a self-rightious “first troll” as it was so eloquently put.

    It’s the internet. EVERYONE IS A DICK.
    Especially on sites devoted to laughing at morons in an eaqually self-rightious manner.

  36. Thanks language_lover. I agree with BritishHobo, so I’m done here.

  37. dietpillpyramidscheme

    Again, sorry dad. Please don’t lock me in the cellar again.

  38. QUICK! Change the subject!

    So how bout them broncos?

  39. Wow I didn’t think a thread with 38 posts could be more boring than the non-funny STD posts. I was wrong.

  40. I say let’s lock dietpill in the cellar and make him put the lotion on its skin.

  41. Cindy made me laugh.

  42. @ 38

    see 27.

    essayed and failed.

  43. dietpillpyramidscheme

    I believe I’d need to be a size 14 for that treatment, as erotic as becoming a suit may be.

  44. You could just be a very nice lampshade.

  45. dietpillpyramidscheme

    I’m a bit disappointed my head/endoscopy joke was a swing and a miss.
    Perhaps I should be taking my head out of my ass…

  46. @dietpillpyramidscheme- On the contrary, I thoroughly enjoyed that joke, just so you know.
    Now, @FHsGirl- curb your enthusiasm and concentrate on the lame STD posts. Also most people that type “FIRST” as the first comment of the thread nearly ALWAYS get made fun of. Because its funny. However, I think the thread has become even more interesting than the post itself. I HATE when that happens.

  47. I always wanted a little magic in me, but now I see the bad judgment in that.

    So sad!

  48. dirtylittlepretty

    oh the fun of STD’s and people who go on and on and on about having/not having them….yaaaaaaaaay.

    I’m sexy…and I know it!

  49. It is true. Kids are a form of STD and the cure only kicks in when they turn 25.

  50. Cindy cracks me up.

  51. @49 You can cure pregnancy with a coat hanger, fyi

  52. It’s like that time a fetus was found floating in the toilet at my work. Self abortion ftw.

  53. I concur with Cindy. Although it is more a sexually _caused_ disease than transmitted, since sex does not transmit all the components needed for the disease.

  54. nuff, in the men’s toilet?

    Eh. We don’t call them STD’s here in Aus any longer. The PC tern these days is STI. Boring.

    It’ll always be just plain old VD to me.

    I don’t think Cindy’s comment is funny or clever at all – not because I’m a kid-lover, but because it doesn’t fit with the status question.

  55. Actually, none those commenting on the status question offer anything remotely interesting or amusing.

    That post is just dumb.

    As are the others.

  56. After reading this entire post and all the comments, all I can really remember is someone mentioned “Broncos”.

    This is what I get for living in Bronco country.

    And STDs jokes are boring.

  57. We need to keep trolling FHsGirl so we can have a new meme

  58. dietpillpyramidscheme

    It think it stood for ‘Fresh Herpes Girl’?

  59. bwhaha actually I thought this thread was quite funny. Lots of good one liners and comebacks.

  60. Same here slippyslappy. The thread was more entertaining than the post. So ummm, where did FHsGirl go??

  61. She bitched out more than she could handle, probably thought it best to quit.

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